[Vivienne]

What's the most bizarre piece of work advice you have been given?

Mind was : "sing a song for your problem, then sing the solution" (advice given by an IT guy).

[foot-loose]

You sure it wasn't "Aye - ye can sing for it!"

[Yudster]

"Switch it off, leave it a few seconds, then switch it on again". Might not sound bizarre, but the question was "Does your conference room have a videolink facility?" I figured that even if it did, it might be best to look elsewhere for one that worked.............

[Vivienne]

It may well have been! Footloose!

[MK Chris]

Speaking of "ditsy", my stepsister today made the revelation that she thinks clay pigeon shooting is shooting pigeons with clay.

Although, rather than "ditsy", I rather think that fits more into the "thick" category.

[foot-loose]

she thinks clay pigeon shooting is shooting pigeons with clay.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha

That is class.

[Ezza]

my sister onced asked if long life milk helps you live longer.
this from someone who is predicted all a's and a*'s.