[Zoot]

Right, one more lot then I'm leaving this thread to die.

Have you ever...

... cut yourself on a food tin?

... driven a car at more than 100 mph?

... flown a kite?

... popped someone else's spots?

... change the strings on a guitar?

... fired a (real) gun?

... completed a computer/video game?

... hugged a complete stranger?

... snogged someone you shouldn't of?

... gone a week without washing (apart from hands...)?

... written to Jim'll Fix it?

... set fire to someones hair?

... been skiing?

... taken an 'illegal' substance?

... lied about the amount of people you've had sex with?

... had sex with more than one person at the same time?

... eaten a pot noodle?

... drank tobasco sauce from a bottle?

... complained at a resturant?

... broken something by punching it?

... fallen asleep in a cinema?

[Yudster]

... cut yourself on a food tin? Yes, took the tops off two and a half of my fingers on a corned beef tin once

... driven a car at more than 100 mph? I don't think so, I've only ever had one car that was capable of it!

... flown a kite? Yes, do it a lot - currently have a fantastic and huge Dragon kite which flies beautifully

... popped someone else's spots? Of course, isn't that what husbands are for?

... change the strings on a guitar? No

... fired a (real) gun? No

... completed a computer/video game? Yes - but only Pokemon Gold.

... hugged a complete stranger? I expect so.

... snogged someone you shouldn't of? Oh yes.

... gone a week without washing (apart from hands...)? No, eeeeuw!

... written to Jim'll Fix it? No

... set fire to someones hair? No, although I've been tempted

... been skiing? No

... taken an 'illegal' substance? No

... lied about the amount of people you've had sex with? Not lied, but to be completely honest I haven't kept count so I couldn't give an accurate number anyway

... had sex with more than one person at the same time? Yes

... eaten a pot noodle? Yes

... drank tobasco sauce from a bottle? No!

... complained at a resturant? Yes

... broken something by punching it? No, but only because I'm a wuss

... fallen asleep in a cinema? No, but I've tried a few times

[wurzel]

... ridden a motorbike? Yes

... broke a bone? No, but I once chopped the top of my left thumb off when i was 2, it's now disfigured.

... had a food fight? Yes, they were the norm at lunchtimes in school!

... had a water fight? Yes

... fancied a friends mother/father? No

... eaten one of the following - Crocodile, Horse, Snails, Ostrich, Kangaroo? Luckily not

... Seen one of C.M show team in the flesh? No

... Streaked in public? No

... eaten black pudding? Yes, its absolutely disgusting!

... seen a Polar Bear in real life? No

... stolen anything? Yes

... come across the phenomena of 'Rat Kings'? No

[geek]

Have you ever...

... cut yourself on a food tin? aye

... driven a car at more than 100 mph? nope

... flown a kite? ye had a great one when I was youger with a hundred foot tail on it

... popped someone else's spots? eww no

... change the strings on a guitar? no

... fired a (real) gun? aye

... completed a computer/video game? aye

... hugged a complete stranger? aye probably

... snogged someone you shouldn't of? aye

... gone a week without washing (apart from hands...)? eww no yuck

... written to Jim'll Fix it? nope

... set fire to someones hair? nope but ive wanted to

... been skiing? nope

... taken an 'illegal' substance? nope

... lied about the amount of people you've had sex with? nope

... had sex with more than one person at the same time? nope

... eaten a pot noodle? aye

... drank tobasco sauce from a bottle? nope

... complained at a resturant? aye

... broken something by punching it? aye if im angry

... fallen asleep in a cinema? nope not that I can remember

[Zoot]

... cut yourself on a food tin? Yes

... driven a car at more than 100 mph? No

... flown a kite? Yea, but not for years and years

... popped someone else's spots? Yea

... change the strings on a guitar? Yes

... fired a (real) gun? No

... completed a computer/video game? Yea, All the tomb raiders (except the last few)

... hugged a complete stranger? I think so

... snogged someone you shouldn't of? Ha, yes

... gone a week without washing (apart from hands...)? of course - I was a student

... written to Jim'll Fix it? - No

... set fire to someones hair? - No

... been skiing? - No

... taken an 'illegal' substance? - Yes

... lied about the amount of people you've had sex with? - Tricky one this - Yes, kind of

... had sex with more than one person at the same time? - No

... eaten a pot noodle? - Yes

... drank tobasco sauce from a bottle? - Yes

... complained at a resturant? - Yes

... broken something by punching it? - Yes

... fallen asleep in a cinema? - Yes

[wurzel]

... cut yourself on a food tin? Not a food tin, but a can of John Smith's trying to get the widget out!

... driven a car at more than 100 mph? About 100mph bang on in a 1litre.

... flown a kite? Yes

... popped someone else's spots? Ewww no

... change the strings on a guitar? Nope

... fired a (real) gun? No

... completed a computer/video game? Yes

... hugged a complete stranger? Many a time at Football.

... snogged someone you shouldn't of? Yep

... gone a week without washing (apart from hands...)? Nope

... written to Jim'll Fix it? Nope, not old enough

... set fire to someones hair? No

... been skiing? No

... taken an 'illegal' substance? Does alcohol count underage?

... lied about the amount of people you've had sex with? Not lied, just not told them

... had sex with more than one person at the same time? Not yet...

... eaten a pot noodle? Of course, you havent lived unless youve eaten a Pot Noodle

... drank tobasco sauce from a bottle? No

... complained at a resturant? Think so

... broken something by punching it? Yep

... fallen asleep in a cinema? No, my mum has though

[Nicola_Red]

... cut yourself on a food tin?

I must have, altho I can't recall any specific incident.

... driven a car at more than 100 mph?

I've only ever driven a car on a driving lesson, so no, I definitely didn't go over 11 on any of those!

... flown a kite?

don't think so.

... popped someone else's spots?

haha, yeah, both my exes'.

... change the strings on a guitar?

yeah, I used to play guitar at school.

... fired a (real) gun?

Heavens no.

... completed a computer/video game?

Ghostbusters on the commodore 64...

... hugged a complete stranger?

Hmm...don't think so.

... snogged someone you shouldn't of?

Oh yes, many times!

... gone a week without washing (apart from hands...)?

Nope!

... written to Jim'll Fix it?

No. I always wanted to be on it, but being an unimaginative child, couldn't think of anything I wanted him to fix for me.

... set fire to someones hair?

Nope.

... been skiing?

God no, I'm not safe on two feet, let alone skis.

... taken an 'illegal' substance?

Yep.

... lied about the amount of people you've had sex with?

Yep.

... had sex with more than one person at the same time?

Yep.

... eaten a pot noodle?

Yeah, I used to eat the beef and tomato ones all the time,

... drank tobasco sauce from a bottle?

No!

... complained at a resturant?

Not that I can think of. I'm a rubbish complainer.

... broken something by punching it?

Nah, I'm not remotely violent.

... fallen asleep in a cinema?

hmm...don't think so.

[MK Chris]

... cut yourself on a food tin?

Not that I can remember.

... driven a car at more than 100 mph?

Yeah, both of mine.. a 1.1 Metro and a 1.1 206. Not any more though, I take care of them now.

... flown a kite?

Yeah, I'm shit at it though.... before someone else makes the joke, I can't keep it up.

... popped someone else's spots?

No, but several people like to pop mine. Luckily I don't get many any more.

... change the strings on a guitar?

Nope.

... fired a (real) gun?

Nope.

... completed a computer/video game?

Yeah, a few Mega Drive games.. Sonic 1, 2 and 3, Aladdin, that type of thing.

... hugged a complete stranger?

Not that I remember.

... snogged someone you shouldn't of?

Yeah, does a fat biffa while drunk count as "someone I shouldn't have"?

... gone a week without washing (apart from hands...)?

Yuck, no. I can't leave the house without having had a shower. Mrs Topher even laughs at me because when I go to the gym before work, I have to have a shower before I get into my gym stuff, then another one after the gym.

... written to Jim'll Fix it?

Nope.

... set fire to someones hair?

Nope.

... been skiing?

Nope. I'd love to try (even just in the Xscape building in Milton Keynes). One day I will, but due to my total lack of balance, I'll be shocking.

... taken an 'illegal' substance?

Yeah, only cannabis. I blame peer pressure.

... lied about the amount of people you've had sex with?

Don't think so.

... had sex with more than one person at the same time?

Nope.

... eaten a pot noodle?

Yeah. I used to work (indirectly) for Unilever, we got to take them home all the time!

... drank tobasco sauce from a bottle?

Nope. I've had my pint glass laced with it before and spent the whole evening wondering why my lips were burning, much to the amusement of my "friends".

... complained at a resturant?

Nope.

... broken something by punching it?

Yeah, when I was a kid, I wasn't so placid.. my sister annoyed me and I put my fist through her door. It's not something I'm proud of and I'd certainly never do anything like that now.

... fallen asleep in a cinema?

Don't think so.

[Andy B]

Have you ever...

... cut yourself on a food tin? - Sure I have but don't recall it exactly

... driven a car at more than 100 mph? - can't drive so no

... flown a kite? - yup as a child

... popped someone else's spots? - yes

... change the strings on a guitar? - no

... fired a (real) gun? - yes several, .22 rifle .38 handgun, SA80, LSW, Brenn Automatic 303, and an anti-aircraft missile launcher the name of which escapes me. Technically some of those are rifles rather than guns but I think that is what was meant.

... completed a computer/video game? - yes 100% score on several of my games with no cheats.

... hugged a complete stranger? - no

... snogged someone you shouldn't of? - define shouldn't have?

... gone a week without washing (apart from hands...)? - no

... written to Jim'll Fix it? - yes

... set fire to someones hair? - yes

... been skiing? - yes

... taken an 'illegal' substance? - yes

... lied about the amount of people you've had sex with? - yes

... had sex with more than one person at the same time? - Can I plead the 5th ammendment on that one?

... eaten a pot noodle? - yes

... drank tobasco sauce from a bottle? - yes

... complained at a resturant? - yes

... broken something by punching it? - yes

... fallen asleep in a cinema? - yes although I can't remember what film it was.

[Bonanzoid]

Have you ever...

Answer a set of stupid questions? - No

[Zoot]

Have you ever...

Answer a set of stupid questions? - No

... made a tit of yourself while trying be be funny?

[Bonanzoid]

Several times, but I don't consider that as one. I wasn't trying to be funny, more taking a cheap shot at a cheesy thread.

[S4B]

Have you ever...

... ridden a motorbike? Nope

... broke a bone? No I bounce too well

... had a food fight? Of course

... had a water fight? who hasn't

... fancied a friends mother/father? god yes

... eaten one of the following - Crocodile, Horse, Snails, Ostrich, Kangaroo? no

... Seen one of C.M show team in the flesh? YES!!!!!!!!!!!

... Streaked in public? yes (I am ashamed)

... eaten black pudding? yummy yes

... seen a Polar Bear in real life? yes in a zoo

... stolen anything? not that I remember

... come across the phenomena of 'Rat Kings'? No what the hell is that?

Have you ever...

... cut yourself on a food tin? More times than I care to remember bloody corned beef when I was a kid

... driven a car at more than 100 mph? Yes

... flown a kite? Never managed it

... popped someone else's spots? yes

... change the strings on a guitar? No

... fired a (real) gun? No and don't want to

... completed a computer/video game? Yes - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stone on the PS

... hugged a complete stranger? All the time

... snogged someone you shouldn't of? God more than I can remember

... gone a week without washing (apart from hands...)? Not a chance

... written to Jim'll Fix it? Yes I asked to ride a bull in the Calgary Stampede

... set fire to someones hair? Yes, it was an accident

... been skiing? No I can think of easier ways to break my legs

... taken an 'illegal' substance? Yes

... lied about the amount of people you've had sex with? No

... had sex with more than one person at the same time? Yep, it was great fun!

... eaten a pot noodle? I was a student, I lived on them

... drank tobasco sauce from a bottle? ewwww no

... complained at a resturant? Yes

... broken something by punching it? Many times

... fallen asleep in a cinema? Yes I was drunk and it was Highlander 2 and my 20th birthday