[Yudster]

What kind of dreams would you have if you were a swimmer?

[foot-loose]

I feel like i'm being led down a dark and uninviting path here.








If I was a swimmer, I'd have WET dreams.

[foot-loose]

If I was a glazier, I might suffer from shattered dreams.

[Yudster]

Poor old Scott Mills. He just has plain BAD dreams.

[Boboff]

If I had a job riding horses after the Sun went down, I would have nightmares.

[foot-loose]

If you had a job riding horses after the sun went down then it could be said that you were moonlighting.

[Bonanzoid]

If you had dreams about resizing cans of fizzy juice, you'd be fantasizing.

[Zoot]

If you had dreams about resizing cans of fizzy juice, you'd be fantasizing.

Haha!

[SpaceBoy]

Where this post goes no one knows!

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight." he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".