[Yudster]

She's pretty small at the moment, but healthy looking - and utterly gorgeous. I saw a picture of Renee Zellweger last week that made me consider putting her on my "I Would If I Was A Lezzer" list.

[MK Chris]

Is that a different list (albeit slightly overlapping) to the "people who could turn Yudwuk lezzer" list?

[Yudster]

I think its probably the same list. There are only two people on it, but Renee is under consideration for a third spot.

[Bonanzoid]

It depends, sometimes she looks great other times, well, not so great.

[Zoot]

I think its probably the same list. There are only two people on it, but Renee is under consideration for a third spot.

My 'if i were a lezzer' list is MUCH longer

[Bonanzoid]

Family Guy compared her to an anteater, which was harsh but kinda funny.

[Yudster]

She does have that slightly piggy-eyed swollen faced look - but she is very pretty, and the red dress she was wearing in the picture I saw was a real winner.

[Munki Bhoy]

I just think she's too skinny. I'd do Bridget Jones though.

Sorry, that's a horrible way to put that. I'd change it, but I don't think there IS a good way of putting it.

[Sunny So Cal]

There is and that's not it. An anteater?! Hahaha.

[Bonanzoid]

Sorry for the horrendous quality but this is all I could find to show you.

[Sunny So Cal]

Ha. Thanks, Bonan.

[Yudster]

Its funny, but its the opposite of what she looks like really. Her face isn't long and pulled out, its little and scrunched up - kind of like someone with a hangover opening their eyes on a sunny morning when someone has pulled the curtains back......

[Munki Bhoy]

There is and that's not it. An anteater?! Hahaha.

Mind telling me what it is?! I'd love to see "I want to sleep with that person" put into something that isn't in some way demeaning and shallow.

[dannimaria]

Wow, thank you. Nice, erm, trousers <faints clean away>