[dimtimjim]

No doubt you all heard the news recently saying that building regulations are being relaxed for a period to boost the economy by kickstarting housing extensions...

So, on that thought; Should anyone be considering a house extension but want to be sure you are getting the best service at the best rate - send me a PM, my work come with full liability insurance.

[foot-loose]

Can you stick a conservatory on for me please?

[MK Chris]

...don't you live some way above the ground floor?

[foot-loose]

Yep, fourth floor.

[dimtimjim]

In that case, no I can't - problems with the foundations 3 floors up....

[foot-loose]

Pah. You're a shit builder. Get better.

[Nicola_Red]

Advertising really isn't allowed here...

[foot-loose]

you've been doing it for years

[DevilsDuck]

[chrysostom]

Advertising really isn't allowed here...

you've been doing it for years

[foot-loose]

Hah, sorry Nic, couldn't resist

xx

[Nicola_Red]

Good point well put. I'm gonna let it slide for once, but don't blame me if Mr Harris overrules me

[chrysostom]

I'm gonna let it slide for once

must...resist...

[Nicola_Red]

Next best thing to deleting the thread = derailing it with smut.

[The Deadly]

Did someone say smut???????

[foot-loose]

It's what we do.

[Yudster]

I said nothing but I'm glad other people did!

[The Deadly]

I love a bit of smut on a Monday. You can't beat it.

[dimtimjim]

Ha ha! thread hi-jack!

Yeah Nic, was fully expecting to be pulled up (not off) for this - still, gotta be in it to win it.

Pah. You're a shit builder.

Agreed, but a cracking architect (and underpants model).

[foot-loose]

Proof please.

[chrysostom]

gotta be in it to win it.

sadly, this argument held little weight when I was caught in a compromising position with a tombola.

[foot-loose]

I thought that was his name...

[a-moron]

Or a shit cricket inspired superhero.