chrismoyles.net
- Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:44 am
#485396
On the drive to work this morning I nearly came a cropper due to some complete * performing a stupidly dangerous overtaking manoeuvre on a blind corner.
Some * wee * driving a souped up bawbag mobile decided doing 60mph on a road that's speed limit is 60mph is not going nearly fast enough. So he pulls out, gives it some, only to see a big * off truck coming round the corner.
He shits it and cuts me right off. I mean, like a bawhair away from clipping me. Split second earlier, I'm spinning into the path of that big * truck.
The A77 is a notoriously dangerous road to drive in the first place without wee * rockets banging about.
My point -
I was travelling 60mph.
* was wanting to do 70mph.
My miles / minute = 1
His proposed miles / minute = 1.16666666
Over a space of 10 minutes he would have covered 1.66666 miles more than me.
Time it would take me to cover that 1.666666 miles whilst travelling at 60mph?
100 seconds. 100 seconds! I can piss for that long in the morning.
So to conclude, if you too are a * when it comes to driving and feel the need to use aggressive overtaking manoeuvres and excessive speeds on dangerous roads bear this in mind -
It takes you 10 minutes to gain a 100 second advantage. You're not really getting to where you're going that much quicker are you?
So be safe. Don't be a *.
Some * wee * driving a souped up bawbag mobile decided doing 60mph on a road that's speed limit is 60mph is not going nearly fast enough. So he pulls out, gives it some, only to see a big * off truck coming round the corner.
He shits it and cuts me right off. I mean, like a bawhair away from clipping me. Split second earlier, I'm spinning into the path of that big * truck.
The A77 is a notoriously dangerous road to drive in the first place without wee * rockets banging about.
My point -
I was travelling 60mph.
* was wanting to do 70mph.
My miles / minute = 1
His proposed miles / minute = 1.16666666
Over a space of 10 minutes he would have covered 1.66666 miles more than me.
Time it would take me to cover that 1.666666 miles whilst travelling at 60mph?
100 seconds. 100 seconds! I can piss for that long in the morning.
So to conclude, if you too are a * when it comes to driving and feel the need to use aggressive overtaking manoeuvres and excessive speeds on dangerous roads bear this in mind -
It takes you 10 minutes to gain a 100 second advantage. You're not really getting to where you're going that much quicker are you?
So be safe. Don't be a *.
"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."
