[stevotrash]

due to the vast amount of garage song and the lack of new original phrases within them, does any1 have some new catchphrases for the likes of pied piper and michael buffer to include in their songs.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i just e-mailed my friend and he has one (i personally think he's gone crazy) 'walking into a lamp post really hurt,it made me put ona spurt,then i fell into the dirt'

[CornishTw*t]

What it takes to be a Garage MC: An excellent knowledge of cars.

[CornishTw*t]

'With a little bit of luck we will fix this mo-tor-bike'

[stevotrash]

razzle razzle rizla...were loving it loving it loving it

[the_dr]

"Bibbedy bibbedy bom<br>Bibbedy bibbedy bom<br>Scribbedy bibbedy<br>Scribbedy bibbedy bom"<br>c/o of whoever did the Oxide & Neutrino pisstake of Eastenders.<P>the_dr

[CHARLES_KENNEDY]

I'm a merchant banker,<br>William Hague's a f*cking w*nker.

[winker]

ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way my oh my.....<P>or<P>we riding in me car, is it not quite a jaguar

[stevotrash]

tom o connor crosswits<br>this song really gets on my tits<P>i'm indifferent, indifferent, indifferent, indifferent like this

[Guest]

Here me now<br>I've just give birth to a cow<br>Probably a heifer<br>Sounds like frances Jeffers<P>Bognor Regis Bognor Regis, Bo, Bognor Regis.......