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By Betti911
#195288
Glasgow is chavtastic then. Think Glasgow or Newcastle must be the home of the king chav.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#195332
i always think of it being more Essex and Corsa's with blue lights.
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By Betti911
#195375
Those kind of chavs are harmless tho. Its the Glasgow/ Geordies who'd chib you as soon as look at you.
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By Adam
#195392
chib ?
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By Betti911
#195402
Knife you.... these people speak in ned language.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#195431
has anyone ever called Ecstacy "adam"?
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By Adam
#195435
The name simon is used as a word for 'the male reproductive organ' by northern gangs. Simon is The man. One respected by all. A very sexy/fit male with a large penis.

Known for his great sex, head and hand jobs he is a player with lots of girlfriends. Simon is amazingly fit/sexy/hot who is a insanely pimpish player, cool & ahead of the game, the guy everyone wants to be... Insane chick magnetism...

Simon is also refered to as a 'man to man hand job'

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Simon
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By Sidders
#195437
Couldn't be more wrong really.
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By Betti911
#195524
The only Simon I met was pretty small in stature. Didn't check out his privates tho so can't vouch for those.
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By Quincy
#195633
most nicks have huge willys
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By Adam
#195654
Usually on located on their head..
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By Mafro
#195657
Flawless grammar.
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By Quincy
#195658
no mine is on located on my on groinal area. on
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By Adam
#195661
* - I messed that up..
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By DemonHorse
#199293
Adam wrote:The name simon is used as a word for 'the male reproductive organ' by northern gangs. Simon is The man. One respected by all. A very sexy/fit male with a large penis.

Known for his great sex, head and hand jobs he is a player with lots of girlfriends. Simon is amazingly fit/sexy/hot who is a insanely pimpish player, cool & ahead of the game, the guy everyone wants to be... Insane chick magnetism...

Simon is also refered to as a 'man to man hand job'


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Simon


Ironic, I know a gay man called Simon.
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By Mafro
#200243
I'm loving my new job.
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By Adam
#200268
I bet you're loving those fine selection of meats.
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By Sidders
#200300
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooood mooooooooornin'

I think that's the first post from Adam I've ever laughed at.
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By Adam
#202289
Mafro - hows life working for the Morrison family?
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By Mafro
#202291
Excellent, the folk I work with are a good laugh, especially my hyperactive boss, and there's a hot new girls just started and I've been asked to look after her. Good mornin'.
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By Quincy
#202317
do the honerable thing and do her from behind in the stock room
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