The name simon is used as a word for 'the male reproductive organ' by northern gangs. Simon is The man. One respected by all. A very sexy/fit male with a large penis.
Known for his great sex, head and hand jobs he is a player with lots of girlfriends. Simon is amazingly fit/sexy/hot who is a insanely pimpish player, cool & ahead of the game, the guy everyone wants to be... Insane chick magnetism...
Simon is also refered to as a 'man to man hand job'
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