[MK Chris]

Holding a drink usually, if I'm watching Mrs Topher in a tournament.

[Yudster]

Console is Mr Wrong from Wrongsville. Him and Yudster should have a child.

No, we're both taken - I have Mr Yudster, Console has Viv. And I thought I was Mrs Right from Rightsville today? I had been enjoying that.

[DemonHorse]

Console has Viv.

dangerous territory? I do see where you're going with that though.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Can you not figure out this quoting lark either?

Yudster - you were hence why your child would be straight down the middle.

[Yudster]

How boring would that be though?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Never being right and never being wrong would make it the most messed up kid ever.

[Yudster]

I've already got one candidate for that title, I don't need any more thanks.

[Zoot]

FOOTY - your song's being played in the golden hour on Moyles's Show...

[Yudster]

I heard it too and thought of you!

[foot-loose]

I was asleep. What song? Footloose?

Plus, I knew this thread wasn't dead.

[Zoot]

This thread will never die, like Jimmy Savile.

[foot-loose]

I thought he died years ago and he was being operated by strings now?

Or was that the Queen Mother?

[Zoot]

Did you just get Jimmy Savile mixed up with the Queen Mother?

I can see where you're coming from I suppose

[foot-loose]

*turns webcam off*

[Zoot]

no no no no no no no no no no no NO!!!

Bad Footy *smack*

[foot-loose]

Just to open the whole chocolate biscuit debate again...

I had a cappuccino flavoured kit kat yesterday - they are even better than normal kit kats (which are better than twixs). If anyone is in a shop and pondering over whither or not to get them - I highly recommend.

[MK Chris]

I had a cappuccino flavoured kit kat yesterday

That sounds foul. I hate anything remotely flavoured like coffee.

normal kit kats (which are better than twixs).

No they're not.

If anyone is in a shop and pondering over whither or not to get them - I highly recommend.

Your judgement on chocolate bars is about as reliable as... er, a very unreliable thing.

[foot-loose]

I'n not a fan of coffee based snacks myself, but this surprised me.

Plus, from your beloved Wikipedia: "In the UK, Kit Kat is the number one brand both as a confectionery item and as a biscuit"

get it up ye.

[MK Chris]

Just because it's popular, doesn't mean it's the best. Boost is better still than Twix.

Also:

Your judgement on chocolate bars is about as reliable as... er, a very unreliable thing.

The unreliable thing could either be a taxi driver (such as your good self) or your judgement on Subway.

[Zoot]

when are you all going to learn that the best biscuit type snake is the Humble Jaffa cake.

RIP Caramac covered Breakaway *sniff*

[MK Chris]

Jaffa Cakes are indeed mighty (and I share your grief on Caramac covered Breakaway), however, Clubs were also brilliant (can you still get them?)

Kit Kats are boring. Except (for some odd reason, which I can't put my finger on) Kit Kat Chunkys (especially White Kit Kat Chunkys).

[foot-loose]

Just because it's popular, doesn't mean it's the best. Boost is better still than Twix.

I may have to lose some respect for you for that comment. Boost?? It's not even in the same league is twix! First of all, kit kats and twixs could both arguably be biscuits - boost is closer to vomit than it is to a biscuit. Also, if we are arguing chocolate bars, Lion bars need to be mentioned. As do bounty, milky ways and cadburys caramel.

Your judgement on chocolate bars is about as reliable as... er, a very unreliable thing.

The unreliable thing could either be a taxi driver (such as your good self) or your judgement on Subway.

Away and play with yer ping pong balls. My judgement on Subway has never been unreliable. I have always said that its overpriced, overrated, unneccesarry, unhealthy crap. This viewpoint is completly reliable.

when are you all going to learn that the best biscuit type snake is the Humble Jaffa cake.

RIP Caramac covered Breakaway *sniff*

Did we not decide that jaffa cakes were cakes, not bicuits?

Under UK law, no VAT is charged on biscuits and cakes — they are "zero rated". Chocolate covered biscuits, however, are classed as luxury items and are subject to VAT at 17.5%. McVitie's classed its Jaffa Cakes as cakes, but in 1991, this was challenged by Her Majesty's Customs and Excise in court.[4] This may have been because Jaffa Cakes are about the same size and shape as some types of biscuit. The question which had to be answered was what criteria should be used to class something as a cake or biscuit. McVitie's defended the classification of Jaffa Cakes as a cake by producing a giant Jaffa Cake to illustrate that their Jaffa Cakes were simply mini cakes.

They also argued that the distinction between cakes and biscuits is simply that biscuits go soft when stale, whereas cakes go hard. It was demonstrated that Jaffa Cakes become hard when stale and McVitie's won the case.[5]

someone put way too much thought into that. Even so, they are very good at what they do.

Can I take this oppertunity to mention Gold bars? They were brilliant.

[MK Chris]

I may have to lose some respect for you for that comment. Boost?? It's not even in the same league is twix! First of all, kit kats and twixs could both arguably be biscuits - boost is closer to vomit than it is to a biscuit. Also, if we are arguing chocolate bars, Lion bars need to be mentioned. As do bounty, milky ways and cadburys caramel.

Lion bars are OK, but Toffee Crisp are better. Bounty is terrible (as is anything with coconut or coconut flavouring in), Milky Ways are nice and Cadbury's Caramel is nice, but I had too much of it in the past and got a bit fed up with it.

Away and play with yer ping pong balls. My judgement on Subway has never been unreliable. I have always said that its overpriced, overrated, unneccesarry, unhealthy crap. This viewpoint is completly reliable.

It's really not. Subway is more healthy than, say, KFC or McDonalds.

Can I take this oppertunity to mention Gold bars? They were brilliant.

They were indeed.

[Boboff]

There I was wondering how I would find a discussion on chocolate bars and biscuits and then this comes along, Mazin !

You guys should try some of the chocolate covered biscuits in Lidl, they are like 89p for 10, and they are Lush, thick chocolate which you can nibble and suck and still be left with a stiff one, crispy biscuit that is.

[DemonHorse]

My judgement on Subway has never been unreliable. I have always said that its overpriced, overrated, unneccesarry, unhealthy crap. This viewpoint is completly reliable.

It's really not. Subway is more healthy than, say, KFC or McDonalds.

More healthy yes, but I agree with his point about it being overrated and overpriced (at least round here). It seems to me to be a to sandwich shops as Starbucks is to Coffee Shops.