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By Vivienne
#308750
sorry! I've just re-read this, and I see that you actually don't like it at all! oops. To each her own, mind you.
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By Yudster
#308752
Viv 113 wrote:You can ask someone to stop before you need to swallow! :-)

Viv 113 wrote:sorry! I've just re-read this, and I see that you actually don't like it at all! oops. To each her own, mind you.


Ok, read it again..........the issue for me, as I think is clear, is having someone come in my mouth. So yes, I can ask the aforementioned someone to stop, but the question was
Yudster wrote:Actual conversation -

Him - "Is it ok if I come in your mouth?"
Me - "Yep as long as you don't mind me vomiting in your crotch".


Oral per-se I don't have a problem with, although its not my favourite hobby. What I don't like is the inevitable outcome (badoom-tish).
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By Yudster
#308754
It must be the best feeling in the world considering how completely delusional men are on the subject. And no, I'm still not going to do it.
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By Vivienne
#308755
It's my favourite hobby in the World! Fact. :-)
By Ballbag
#308756
Yudster wrote:It must be the best feeling in the world considering how completely delusional men are on the subject. And no, I'm still not going to do it.


Some medicines taste bad and don't do a thing for you, but there are some that taste bad and do wonders for you otherwise..... You just got to find the right medicine.

*winks and shoots Yuddy that winning smile*
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By Vivienne
#308757
:-( do I not get a winning smile?
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By Yudster
#308758
Ballbag wrote:*winks and shoots Yuddy that winning smile*


As longs as thats all you're shooting, I'm fine with it.
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By Boboff
#308760
Can't see the point in feeding someone during the Act, it's largely irrelevant
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By Yudster
#308769
foot-loose wrote:I want to know who Oral Percy is or was.


You don't know? I thought you'd met him.
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By yorkypudd
#309127
Smile!!!! and ballbag it dont crack yer face !!!! honest :D
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By yorkypudd
#309128
That be an old wife tale :!: :!: Just bring me more wine !!!!! and I'll behave :D
By Ballbag
#309133
yorkypudd wrote:Smile!!!! and ballbag it dont crack yer face !!!! honest :D


Is this an intonation that I don't smile enough? Why it was only last week when I was asked "don't you ever stop smiling? Why are you always in a good mood".
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By Yudster
#309139
Implication. An intonation is something different.
By Ballbag
#309144
So it is... I stand very well corrected.

(I blame Monday mornings.)
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By Yudster
#309276
You just like being corrected.
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By Vivienne
#309359
Filth. Utter filth, balls.
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By Yudster
#309363
I'm not quite sure why when Balls mentions the word "erect" in a really tenuous piece of innuendo its "filth", but its ok for you to discuss your expertise at and enjoyment of performing fellatio without any such caveat. I don't think either of you is filthy though. Not unless you want to be!
By Ballbag
#309366
Indeed Yudyud...... and how viv can you accuse me of filth when you come out with phrases like this.

Viv 113 wrote:Look, I was just on the swings! (not with people). My hair got wet because it was raining outside (a bit). Now, thanks to your nonsense, I am wet somewhere else.
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By Vivienne
#309368
I was only kidding you on, Balls! And yep, I know, I've done MUCH worse! :-)
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