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By S4B
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charlalottie wrote:I'm really ecstatic cos my Mum has finally been told about Alex and I and she's not going loopy. In fact she's being quite lovely.


Yay! Told you. Well done honey.
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By MK Chris
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Believe me, mum's know when you start having sex. It's like a sixth sense they have (it can't just be my mum.)
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By Yudster
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No Topher, with you it was the soppy grin plastered all over your face for a week and the sudden lessening of the amount of time you spent in the bathroom that gave you away.
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By Yudster
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And the big badge which said I FINALLY HAD SEX which you had made for yourself.
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By MK Chris
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Ah, I did wonder what it was!
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By Zoot
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Topher wrote:Believe me, mum's know when you start having sex. It's like a sixth sense they have (it can't just be my mum.)


You sleep with dead people?
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By MK Chris
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Well, when all else fails.. at least they don't reject you.
By wurzel
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Topher wrote:Believe me, mum's know when you start having sex. It's like a sixth sense they have (it can't just be my mum.)

It was my dad who found out very easily that i was having sex with what is now my ex.
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By MK Chris
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Not a screamer?
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By Boboff
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Ewww.

I am trying to eat my Lunch !

Discussing the ins and outs of a 17? year olds sex life is not right for a 37 year old man to comment on.

So I am enjoying the sunshine, and my lovely cut grass, cut with a £20 Petrol lawn mower off of e-bay ! :D
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By Andy B
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Boboff - I'm jealous of your lawnmower....and your lawn to which you apply it.
Topher - Boboff is dead right on that note.
Viv - weired and weirder by the minute but you'll soon have your present (and so will lalottie) as I move next weekend and get paid on the same day so can buy stamps - hooray!
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By Andy B
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Viv is indeed getting a mug - Lalottie is getting a twix for winning the "what text message that dave read out this morning was mine?" competition.
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