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By The Deadly
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chrysostom wrote:
The Deadly wrote:About to do a talk at my daughters school to all the pupils. Excited and shitting myself at the same time.


Incontinence and dementia : the warning signs?


I wish it was that simple.

The talk was all about money and jobs. I really enjoyed speaking to the kids and they are much taller than I ever remembered being. I have a new found respect for the teachers who have to do that on a daily basis.
By HA94
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The Deadly wrote:About to do a talk at my daughters school to all the pupils. Excited and shitting myself at the same time.


Did you tell the pupils you are always 100% correct?
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By Boboff
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The Deadly wrote:About to do a talk at my daughters school to all the pupils. Excited and shitting myself at the same time.


"Don't speak to your mother that way..............it's disrespectful" A heartfelt story of arrogance, psychosis and Delusional Omnipotence. One mans fight against naughty boys and girls.......


No not Ian Brady, The Deadly!


Daily Mail. **** THIS BOY SHOULD BE KING
FHM. *****. Did you see the Norks on that Year 11
Daily Express. ****. Turned out nice again.

Personally I think the book is better than the film!
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By The Deadly
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Boboff wrote:
The Deadly wrote:About to do a talk at my daughters school to all the pupils. Excited and shitting myself at the same time.


"Don't speak to your mother that way..............it's disrespectful" A heartfelt story of arrogance, psychosis and Delusional Omnipotence. One mans fight against naughty boys and girls.......


No not Ian Brady, The Deadly!


Daily Mail. **** THIS BOY SHOULD BE KING
FHM. *****. Did you see the Norks on that Year 11
Daily Express. ****. Turned out nice again.

Personally I think the book is better than the film!


Hey mock all you like it was all about giving something back to the community and trying to help the kids out. I'm sure one day you might get off your backside and do the same.

And by the way I won't put up with being mentioned in the same sentence as child killer Ian Brady so for the first time ever I've felt it necessary to report you for it. That is disgraceful.
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By Yudster
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Oh Deadly...
By Misfit
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since all this Ian Brady nonsense in the news, I've found myself reading about murderers more and more when I have the time, the moors murderers, yorkshire ripper, ted bundy and all that. I find it interesting. probably looks pretty weird to anyone else though.
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By Boboff
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Hahahahahahahaha

If you must know I am currently Treasurer of a community learning center, a large charity with 2 full time workers supporting horticulture and local food production, the Scout Group, a transport scheme for Old People, Governor of two local primary schools, in charge of buildings and finance, I give talks around my Forest Garden on sustainable Permaculture & I audit the local pre-school....All for nothing.

About 10 hours a week on average.

How long was your talk?
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By The Deadly
#497753
Boboff wrote:Hahahahahahahaha

If you must know I am currently Treasurer of a community learning center, a large charity with 2 full time workers supporting horticulture and local food production, the Scout Group, a transport scheme for Old People, Governor of two local primary schools, in charge of buildings and finance, I give talks around my Forest Garden on sustainable Permaculture & I audit the local pre-school....All for nothing.

About 10 hours a week on average.

How long was your talk?


I could reel off a host of things I do/have done too but you seem to have an issue with me giving a talk to school kids. So much so you felt the need to liken me to a child killer. Would you enjoy it if I likened you to Jimmy Saville because you run a scout group? Probably not. The important thing to remember here is if this was me comparing you to Ian Brady then I'd have every single person on my back saying how bad it was, calling for me to banned etc. I'm done with this topic of conversation now, you are boring me.
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The Deadly = Not always 100% correct.

*Edit -

I must say, in Bobsy's defence, not that he needs me defending him but hey-ho, I digress. If he had replaced "The Deadly" with "The Flyingbadger" in that post, I would've been laughing my tits off.

The difference between you and I?

You are a pie and I am not.
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By The Deadly
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flyingbadger wrote:The Deadly = Not always 100% correct.


I did wonder how long it would take for you to appear and crawl back up Bob's arsehole. Think you got a new record time. Not really interested in your opinion on this issue. I'm interested in why you and everyone else think it is acceptable that me or anyone else should be likened to a child serial killer?
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To borrow a phrase, you are boring me with your usual pish-talk. * grow up and stop being such a pussy-faced whiny tit.
Last edited by flyingbadger on Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:11 am, edited 1 time in total.
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By Boboff
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OKay

Try this.

You have stated that you have no empathy for people.

This is by definition Psychotic.(really it is)

You decide.

Deadly it was a joke, a post which followed all the other posts, in a joke manner.

You know me, I post shit, I am not very PC, I don't however mean anything by it, I am not having a go, I was if anything trying to engage you, and liven up things a bit, by having a joke.

Most jokes have a basis in reality.


I don't have an issue with your talk at all. Good on you. You did however choose to post about in the first place on this forum, the reason you choose this and not all the other good works you allude to, I don't know why.

If you read the post again, I was trying to Parody a Movie summary, using terms that I would associate with you based on what you post, I have no other gauge. I think due to your posts that you are Psychotic, ( see above for reason) Arrogant, as evidenced by you insistence you right 100%, and the deluded omnipotence, comes from the fact that somehow the slightest criticism of you or your posts is a personal affront to your sanctity.

Anyway the childish, "it's not fair, if I said that I would be sent to bed" is both immature, tedious, and evidence of your status as an only child ( go on am I right?)

I don't enjoy pointing things out like this, and they are after all only my opinion, and it's a forum, not real, I don't know you, you could be a nice chap.

Queue suitable Gif post.
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By Boboff
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Nice.


By Misfit
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By Yudster
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Misfit wrote:since all this Ian Brady nonsense in the news, I've found myself reading about murderers more and more when I have the time, the moors murderers, yorkshire ripper, ted bundy and all that. I find it interesting. probably looks pretty weird to anyone else though.


Not everyone - such things are Topher's main area of reading interest too.

Deadly you are pretty deluded sometimes, which does give you one thing in common with Ian Brady. I'm sure you aren't a paedophile or a serial killer though.
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