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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#334662

By wurzel - Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:46 am

- Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:46 am #334662

Comedy Dave: "Meeeeaaaaaak" Doing his Kerry Katona impression is making me laugh!

Vivienne wrote:Give me something to fill the hole.

charlalottie wrote:tit anyone?

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#334671

By Ezza - Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:49 pm

- Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:49 pm #334671

My boiler has finally been fixed.

Yudster wrote:About me: See, she doesn't say a lot, but when she does, it's very accurate.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#334672

By pjordan2000 - Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:52 pm

- Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:52 pm #334672

Congrats Charlalottie, i didn't like dual carriageways! i remember doing a dual carriageway on my test, and my mind went blank on speed limits. I couldn't remember whether it was 60 or 70mph, so i did 58mph. That way i couldn't get marked down for speeding if it was 60mph or for going too slow if it was 70mph. I got a minor for being too close to the car in front!

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#334687

By Bonanzoid - Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:01 pm

- Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:01 pm #334687

Only a fool breaks the 2 second rule.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#334696

By MK Chris - Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:08 pm

- Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:08 pm #334696

My brother passed yesterday and he only got three minors, smug bastard.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#334704

By tom greeni - Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:26 pm

- Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:26 pm #334704

School Is over for 6 days, SCORE !

I refuse to write anything witty here...

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#334711

By Bonanzoid - Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:28 pm

- Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:28 pm #334711

Topher wrote:My brother passed yesterday and he only got three minors, smug bastard.

I got 3 too. *is smug*

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#334715

By catherine - Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:31 pm

- Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:31 pm #334715

I'm finished till the 7th April and i got Kendrarararararara's package. It's all good in the world of cat, oh yehhh.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#334717

By foot-loose - Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:35 pm

- Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:35 pm #334717

Bonanzoid wrote:
Topher wrote:My brother passed yesterday and he only got three minors, smug bastard.

I got 3 too. *is smug*

I got 1.

*is smugger*

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#334720

By Bonanzoid - Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:37 pm

- Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:37 pm #334720

Yeah but it was your job, you sofa. If you had more than me I'd have worried.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#334721

By foot-loose - Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:39 pm

- Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:39 pm #334721

It wasn't when I passed my test though!

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#334731

By foot-loose - Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:42 pm

- Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:42 pm #334731

A convo with Timp on MSN...

timothy says (21:27):
im bored

timothy says (21:27):
save me from boredom

timothy says (21:27):
tell me a joke

Foot-Loose says (21:36):
how many people with attention deficit disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?

timothy says (21:36):
go on

Foot-Loose says (21:36):
what?

timothy says (21:37):
was that the joke?

Foot-Loose says (21:37):
what joke?

timothy says (21:37):
how many people with attention deficit disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?

Foot-Loose says (21:37):
i dunno

Foot-Loose says (21:37):
how many?

timothy says (21:38):
no you told me that!

timothy says (21:38):
you're confusing me

Foot-Loose says (21:38):
told you what?

timothy says (21:38):
this---- how many people with attention deficit disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?

Foot-Loose says (21:38):
i dunno, how many??

timothy says (21:39):
arghhhhh

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#334736

By Sunny So Cal - Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:52 pm

- Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:52 pm #334736

Ha ha. Poor Timp.

zoot about me wrote:You are our most famous person member, you're like our celeb!

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#334744

By Bonanzoid - Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:13 pm

- Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:13 pm #334744

How do you confuse a moron?

Scroll down.

Scroll up.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#334758

By SpaceBoy - Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:52 pm

- Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:52 pm #334758

Stumbled over this it made me laugh especially as most of the links work and exist!

Top Ten Rude Domain Names
1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
http://www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
http://www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
http://www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
http://www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
http://www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
http://www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
http://www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
http://www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
http://www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
http://www.gotahoe.com

I woke up this morning with money coming out of my backside and I counted it all out and it totaled £1999, I thought I wasn't feeling too grand!

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#334759

By MK Chris - Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:57 pm

- Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:57 pm #334759

I've seen that before.. Experts Exchange, certainly is http://www.experts-exchange.com/ - which is slightly less funny.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#334788

By Bonanzoid - Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:12 am

- Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:12 am #334788

This is making me laugh.

Ruddy hilarious!

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#334840

By MK Chris - Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:31 am

- Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:31 am #334840

This is making me smile this morning.. hurrah for no ad breaks!

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#334844

By MK Chris - Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:36 am

- Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:36 am #334844

...and also (apologies for the double post), hopefully the BBC will stick not try anything new with the theme tune and stick with The Chain.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#334887

By Vivienne - Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:06 pm

- Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:06 pm #334887

Making me smile: I'm going to the hot pools later, and I've got tomorrow - next Tuesday off... fantastico!!

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#334902

By foot-loose - Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:57 pm

- Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:57 pm #334902

Topher wrote:...and also (apologies for the double post), hopefully the BBC will stick not try anything new with the theme tune and stick with The Chain.

Baow bababa bababababa baow.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#334907

By MK Chris - Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:28 pm

- Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:28 pm #334907

Exactly! Cracking tune anyway.. perfect for the F1.

While we're on the wishlist, the BBC needs to keep Martin Brundle and do away with the annoying prick that is James Allen. In my opinion.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#334923

By wurzel - Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:23 pm

- Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:23 pm #334923

Topher wrote:Exactly! Cracking tune anyway.. perfect for the F1.

While we're on the wishlist, the BBC needs to keep Martin Brundle and do away with the annoying prick that is James Allen. In my opinion.

Hopefully get back Murray Walker. I know it wont happen but it would be back to normal!