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By Quincy
#210834
virtual drug dealing
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By Sidders
#210864
I wouldn't mind some opium.
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By Adam
#210869
go to ur local garden shop and buy some poppy seeds.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#210896
Lew wrote:while we're on the subject...

can anyone sort me out a tenbag?


my mate is so concerned he wont send text messages about pot. everyone now winds him up with much hilarity surrounding pots and pans.

oh my crazy life.
By Lew
#210899
even if the police could read text messages, why would they bother reading his?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#210901
i think he smoked too much of the stuff.
By Lew
#210902
ha mybe. but anyone who smokes the stuff and goes off on one like that is probably a twonk anyway
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#210906
its almost like you know him..
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By Gigglyboots
#210939
How old are you Lucie?!

My parents don't care when I'm drunk these days..but they have no idea what goes on when I'm at uni, which is probably just as well...
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By Lucie
#210944
eh they patently know all about it but for some strange reason I really don't want my parents to see me drunk. just in the same way that I wouldn't want my parents to see me having sex 8O.

maybe i'm just weird.
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By Sidders
#211025
On a slight tangent, I got stopped by the police and breathalised today. it was 2pm and I don't drink duing the day, but I still felt really nervous. First time that's ever happened to me.
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By Betti911
#211038
I got breathalised after some asshole drove right into the back of my new car last year. The policeman was very nice about it though. The asshole got breathalised too and was charged for drink driving the stupid man.
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By DC
#211044
Sidla wrote:On a slight tangent, I got stopped by the police and breathalised today. it was 2pm and I don't drink duing the day, but I still felt really nervous. First time that's ever happened to me.

They have nothing better to do. The old woman getting mugged around the corner dosen't bring in money.
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By Sidders
#211047
I don't really blame them for doing spot-checks, if they catch 1 person drink-driving out of every 100 people they stop it has to be a good thing.
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By TheKing
#211050
Sidla wrote:On a slight tangent


A slight tangent?
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By MK Chris
#211053
They always tighten up around this time of year.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#211077
i have never been breath tested. it smells terrible though.
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By DC
#211138
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:my breath mostly.

I admire your honesty. After the pints or before though?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#211142
both. i dont drink that often to be honest though. i will be very drunk on friday though.
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By DC
#211145
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:both. i dont drink that often to be honest though. i will be very drunk on friday though.

Same here. Although it will also imply on Saturday, and i might bend the rules for Sunday too. Im so rebellious. I'll be down the gym next week attempting to burn it off.
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By Quincy
#211190
you crazy foooool
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By Betti911
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Sidla wrote:I don't really blame them for doing spot-checks, if they catch 1 person drink-driving out of every 100 people they stop it has to be a good thing.


The fines that drink drivers get are huge. I saw 2 people in court today being fined £500 and getting banned for a year. Its really not worth it.