[MK Chris]

Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a Belly Button!

Of course he must have done, he must have started off with one at least... otherwise what would his umbilical cord have been attached to? All mammals have belly buttons as far as I know.

[Console]

Neither would Adam and Eve.

Yes, but they're fictional characters, so they don't count.

I never said what day the week started on.

Clever, although the general consensus is either Sunday or Monday, I don't know of anyone that considers Tuesday to be the first day of the week; although it is possible it could change in the future, it's just as likely that the names of the days will change. I vote for Wednesday to be changed to Marsday (a little joke there for people who can spot it).

[S4B]

it was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery!

A rainbow can only occur when the sun is 40 degrees or less above the horizon

[Ballbag]

aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahhahaahahah.......... good one console.





I don't get it.

[Console]

I don't get it.

I didn't seriously expect anyone to get the joke. It's a little tenuous, even for me.

[S4B]

is it mars a day Console?

the can opener wasn't invented until 48 years after the can!

[Console]

is it mars a day Console?

No, it was actually a reference to Mars, the Roman God of War. The name Wednesday is derived from a Latin phrase meaning Mercury day (Mercury being the Roman God of Business (I think)) and so 'jokingly' I chose a different God, one that starts with the same letter and is also a name of a planet.

A another useless bit of trivia, I've just checked Wikipedia and Marsday is actually what Tuesday is derived from (I thought Thursday was derived from it, but I checked and it obviously wasn't), so I now vote we change Wednesday to Xenaday.

[Ballbag]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha.......... that's a good one console.





I still don't get the joke.

[S4B]

I knew that about Tuesday which is why I thought you were on a chocolate thread!

All domestic cats hate Lemon or any other citrus scent

[fish heads]

Any week that has a Monday will also have a Tuesday.

What if the world ends on a Monday?

The concept of time won't have been destroyed so it will still be Tuesday the day after even if the earth does not exist to aknowledge it. If all existnace ended on a Monday then it might be different

[S4B]

Uranus is the only planet that rotates on it's side. No bottom jokes please.

[Console]

Any week that has a Monday will also have a Tuesday.

What if the world ends on a Monday?

The concept of time won't have been destroyed so it will still be Tuesday the day after even if the earth does not exist to aknowledge it. If all existnace ended on a Monday then it might be different

The concept of time would still exist, but (assuming that all humans die with the Earth) the concept of Tuesday would now longer exist. The numerical values and words that we attribute to specific periods of time are meaningless beyond our planet, hell, even our own species.

[MK Chris]

Ah but there are millions of planets that we don't even know about.

OK, I was pedantic even by my own standards there, but I felt like being pedantic.

[S4B]

Sometimes Toph I could just wring your neck! #

Ok try this one

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain!

[Console]

So are yours. Swish!

[S4B]

Now Console that's both wrong and nasty! behave or I may have to put you over my knee!

It's impossible to lick your elbow!

[Console]

Not if you cut your arm off it isn't. You may not even have to go that far, just snap the bone in your upper arm and twist the elbow to your mouth.

[MK Chris]

Now, I'm not trying to be pedantic here, but I know a guy who I believe can defy that last statement... his short arms make him look like a human-cross-Tyrannosaurus.

[S4B]

Not if you cut your arm off it isn't. You may not even have to go that far, just snap the bone in your upper arm and twist the elbow to your mouth.

Shall I try it on you?

the average person walks the equivalent of twice around the world in their lifetime

[Console]

The average person doesn't have two legs.

[S4B]

The average person doesn't have two legs.

Not having 2 legs doesn't stop you walking!

[Console]

I never said it did, it was just an arbitrary fact that I thought of when you mentioned 'the average person'.

[S4B]

in the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful that virgins were kept well away from them!

[foot-loose]

The average person doesn't have two legs.

What?

How many legs do they have?

Does that mean that there are more people in the world with bits of legs missing than people with two legs?

[Console]

It's a math thing. The most common number of legs a human on this planet has is two, but there are some with legs missing (either through some sort of amputation, or a birth defect), so when you add up all the legs, and divide by the number of people, you get a number less than two (something like 1.999...). There are of course a few people that have to be difficult and have more than two legs to try and balance it out, but their numbers aren't significant enough to overcome the number of people with less than two legs.