Deadly wrote:Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....
You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.
S4B wrote:to be honest Topher, how many women drivers do you know!?
S4B wrote:And now you do because I am not comfortable reverse parking I don't see the point!
Deadly wrote:Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....
You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.
Deadly wrote:Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....
You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.
zoot about me wrote:You are our most famous person member, you're like our celeb!
Sunny So Cal wrote:Hey, there's nothing wrong with American drivers. That's stereotypical, Toph. That's like saying we're all fat. Oh, sure, America is the fattest nation in the world but come on...Some of us are slim and can drive well.
Deadly wrote:Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....
You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.
zoot about me wrote:You are our most famous person member, you're like our celeb!
...To complicate matters I am now living in a country where people drive on the wrong side of the road and change gear with their right hands. After a decade I still cannot get my head around this, so whether I’m in France or the UK I invariably head to the wrong side of every car when trying to locate the passenger seat. And whether I’m crossing a French road or an English road I inevitably look the wrong way first. To make matters worse, I live in a city where most people drive as if they have just snorted several grams of cocaine (arrogantly, aggressively), parallel park in miniscule spaces (ahem, parallel parking wasn’t even tested back in 1991) and disregard a different highway code altogether. You will be relieved to hear that I don’t plan to exchange my British driving license for a French one any time soon.
If you are foolhardy enough to drive in the French capital, here are a few tips on how to drive like a native Parisian:
- You know those lovely big French roundabouts with no lane markings whatsoever - like Charles de Gaulle Etoile, Bastille and Place de la Concorde? The rule for use of these roundabouts is under no circumstances should you use your indicator to show people what your intentions are. Instead, weave in and out of the ‘lanes’ in a random fashion, and then cut off several lanes of traffic when you reach your exit.
- Learn to park the French way! Nudging the bumpers of the cars adjacent to your space is perfectly acceptable, and indeed expected. I once spied four people lifting a Fiat Uno sideways out of a space it had got hemmed into.
- Ignore traffic lights. Give yourself an extra five seconds to drive across a junction after the lights have turned to red. Everyone else does. Or at the very least, brake at the very last minute so that paranoid, pushchair-wheeling pedestrians are unsure about whether you plan to stop, or not. That way they can only get to the traffic island in the middle before the lights change.
- If you drive a moped/scooter/motorbike it is compulsory to drive the wrong way around traffic islands in order to get ahead. It keeps pedestrians on their toes (except petite anglaise, who instinctively looks the wrong way and therefore cannot be caught out). Driving across the pavement to jump the lights altogether is also perfectly acceptable, on one condition: do not reduce your speed.
- The horn should be used liberally at all times, and not just when you are part of a wedding cortège. Rolling down your windows and swearing* is also highly recommended if you want to blend in with the natives. There doesn’t have to be any particular provocation. And don’t forget to accompany your tirade with a vigorous shake of your fist.
Source: http://www.petiteanglaise.com/archives/2005/01/26/driving/
Deadly wrote:Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....
You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.
Topher wrote:I once read the following when I was considering driving in Paris, which made me laugh:
Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.
Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.
catherine wrote:Shh Sunny you american fat ass.
zoot about me wrote:You are our most famous person member, you're like our celeb!
catherine wrote:I don't see the point of us teenagers driving. Yes, if you have kids and you need to take them to school and then get to work or if you need to catch 2 buses and a train to work but seriously why bother learning to drive at 17, with insurance, a car and petrol you can't afford.
I think people should start driving once they are out of uni or out of education. Usually all our educational buildings are quite close and easy to get to anyway. Everyone wants to drive now and are learning to when we should be thinking about climate change and congestion. If you need to catch one or two buses then surely that is easier then getting in a car and adding to traffic.