[w3tim]

In fact, for anyone who hasn't seen it - it sinks. There you go, I've spoiled the ending, you don't have to see it now!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*not really

Ouch - was that a "not joke"?

[Yudster]

It might have been a joke for about three minutes on the day the film was released. Other than that, no.

[w3tim]

It might have been a joke for about three minutes on the day the film was released. Other than that, no.

Well in that case I apologise and will try to update my movie based comedy repertoire!

[C-Kay]

been involved in a car crash? - nope, but i drove over a roundabout once

... killed something to eat? - nope

... been chucked out of a pub/club? - yes

... been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex? - yes

... performed a sexual act at work? - no

... had a criminal record? - yes

... made pasta from scratch? - no

... shouted at your boss? - yes

... drank a raw egg? - no

... been fired from a job? - yes

... repaired something with a paperclip? - no

... performed a sexual act in a cinema? - yes

... sold something you've made? - Does having my music released on vinyl count?

... had a conversation with a 'celebrity'? - Yes

... cut your own hair? Yes, never again

... eaten raw meat? - no

... had road rage? I drive for a living, it's part of the job description

... performed live infront of more than 50 people? - yes

... been knocked out? yes

... cried at a movie? no

[C-Kay]

... been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex? - yes

That was supposed to be no haha

[foot-loose]

I drive for a living, it's part of the job description

What do you do?

[Sunny So Cal]

... been involved in a car crash? yes, 3 times. Once at a red light someone took the corner too wide and it was a head-on collision. Once while pregnant and in my new car some girl made a 3-point turn and I was the third point. It was a toss-up whether I was going to slap her or vomit on the police. Lastly, 6 months ago in Glasgow on the way to the airport - a lorry merged into my hire car.

... killed something to eat? No!

... been chucked out of a pub/club? Yes. Oh, the shame...

... been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex? No, thank God.

... performed a sexual act at work? Yes

... had a criminal record? No!

... made pasta from scratch? No, sadly. One day.

... shouted at your boss? Yes. Many, many times.

... drank a raw egg? Eww. No.

... been fired from a job? No, thankfully.

... repaired something with a paperclip? Haha, yes, recently!

... performed a sexual act in a cinema? Yes.

... sold something you've made? Yes.

... had a conversation with a 'celebrity'? Yes.

... cut your own hair? Yes.

... eaten raw meat? Raw fish. It was nasty.

... had road rage? Daily...

... performed live infront of more than 50 people? Yes.

... been knocked out? No, thankfully.

... cried at a movie? Yes, I cry during adverts, too. I'm a bit of a tender heart.

Wow, Zoot, this was quite thorough!

[C-Kay]

I drive for a living, it's part of the job description

What do you do?

Drive

I deliver catering supplies, i studied hard in school, as you can see.

[timp]

... been involved in a car crash? yes very, very minor thank god.

... killed something to eat? no.

... been chucked out of a pub/club? no, I have been with mates who have been refused entry (due to still being 17).

... been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex? no.

... performed a sexual act at work? no.

... had a criminal record? no, was very close at 8 years old(!) though for shoplifting from Smiths.

... made pasta from scratch? yes.

... shouted at your boss? no.

... drank a raw egg? yes, many times.

... been fired from a job? no.

... repaired something with a paperclip? probably.

... performed a sexual act in a cinema? no.

... sold something you've made? no.

... had a conversation with a 'celebrity'? no.

... cut your own hair? no (except a playful snip or two as a young child).

... eaten raw meat? yes steak tartare (raw steak they do in france).

... had road rage? no. Though some drivers piss me off, I have never used my horn except for my test when it was a question 'how do you tell if the horn is working?'

... performed live infront of more than 50 people? nope.

... been knocked out? nope.

... cried at a movie? no

[S4B]

... been involved in a car crash? yes had whiplash

... killed something to eat? no.

... been chucked out of a pub/club? Yes.

... been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex? no.

... performed a sexual act at work? errrr.

... had a criminal record? no

... made pasta from scratch? God no! what's the point of that?

... shouted at your boss? yes.

... drank a raw egg? ewww no.

... been fired from a job? no.

... repaired something with a paperclip? I don't repair stuff.

... performed a sexual act in a cinema? hmmmm

... sold something you've made? Yes cakes.

... had a conversation with a 'celebrity'? Yep quite a few.

... cut your own hair? God yes with very bad results.

... eaten raw meat? possibly.

... had road rage? Well...........I've never hit anyone

... performed live in front of more than 50 people? yes.

... been knocked out? no, no one messes with me.

... cried at a movie? Many, many times.

[MK Chris]

... had a criminal record? no, was very close at 8 years old(!) though for shoplifting from Smiths.

I was pretty sure you can't get one until you're about 12?

[timp]

Well, the manager said if I wasn't with my parents, they would have handed me over to the police.
Maybe they were just scaring me into not doing it again, I've never found out how young you need to be to avoid getting one.

[S4B]

Was it W.H.Smiths?

[timp]

yep

[kendra k]

... repaired something with a paperclip? I work in IT... Of course I have!

ha! it's pretty true!

... been involved in a car crash? been hit by a few.

... killed something to eat? yep. snake, fish, sheep.

... been chucked out of a pub/club? yeah.

... been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex? many times.

... performed a sexual act at work? nah!

... had a criminal record? nah.

... made pasta from scratch? yep

... shouted at your boss? working on it.

... drank a raw egg? yeah, and it was nasty.

... been fired from a job? nope.

... repaired something with a paperclip? just did today!

... performed a sexual act in a cinema? gross.

... sold something you've made? indeed.

... had a conversation with a 'celebrity'? define celebrity. do neil hannon and richard hawley count? what about nick cave or billy childish?

... cut your own hair? yeah, not for a while though.

... eaten raw meat? yes.

... had road rage? all the time.

... performed live infront of more than 50 people? yep.

... been knocked out? yeah, by a skinhead.

... cried at a movie? nope.

[Nicola_Red]

been involved in a car crash?

Nah, never, thankfully. I don't drive so since I moved out of my parents' I very rarely travel anywhere by car.

... killed something to eat?

Haha, nope!

... been chucked out of a pub/club?

No. I got refused entry to one cos I was wearing Doc Martens, that's about it.

... been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex?

Yeah, when I was a kid my mum cut my hair really short and I was a bit of a tomboy, so adults would think I was a boy.

... performed a sexual act at work?

Er...nope.

... had a criminal record?

Nope.

... made pasta from scratch?

No again...

... shouted at your boss?

Don't think so.

... drank a raw egg?

Again, definitely not!

... been fired from a job?

Nope!

... repaired something with a paperclip?

Like a staple? Probably...

... performed a sexual act in a cinema?

A bit of groping, yeah.

... sold something you've made?

Yeah, at school we made hair accessories for a design project and sold them at the school fete.

... had a conversation with a 'celebrity'?

Tons. I work in theatre so it's my job. No movie stars or anything tho! I was quoting Dinnerladies lines along with Sue Delaney, who starred in it, just last week.

... cut your own hair?

All the time!

... eaten raw meat?

Another no...

... had road rage?

I don't drive, so no!

... performed live infront of more than 50 people?

Yeah, at karaoke all the time.

... been knocked out?

Nope

... cried at a movie?

Oh yeah, loads!

[Zoot]

Here's some more -

...held a snake?

...kissed a member of the same sex? (family don't count)

...sworn at the TV?

...had a drunken injury?

...used food as a sex aid?

...put up a shelf?

...had a part of your body pierced - excluding your ears?

...used a fire extinguisher?

...taught a class?

...eaten a whole chili?

...drank absinth?

...vomited on a partner?

...been caught having sex?

...phoned 999?

...baked bread?

...been fishing?

...watched a carry-on movie all the way through?

...visited the USA?

[MK Chris]

...held a snake? I think I've had a python lay across me (and about 18 other people at the same time), I think it was first school, but I'm struggling to remember properly.

...kissed a member of the same sex? (family don't count) Yes. I've been to France, they do it all the time.

...sworn at the TV?Yes.

...had a drunken injury? Nothing worse than a few bruises.

...used food as a sex aid? Nope.

...put up a shelf? Nope.

...had a part of your body pierced - excluding your ears? Nope.

...used a fire extinguisher? Nope.

...taught a class? I've trained a class (well, an intake of new starters), if that counts?

...eaten a whole chili? Don't be silly, I have trouble with the mildest sauce in Nando's!

...drank absinth? Yep. Horrible.

...vomited on a partner? Nope.

...been caught having sex? Nope.

...phoned 999? Nope.

...baked bread? Yes.

...been fishing? No and I have no intention of ever doing it. Not my idea of a good time.

...watched a carry-on movie all the way through? No, but my mate from school's mum had all but two on video.

...visited the USA? Yes, but only for half an hour.

[Sunny So Cal]

...held a snake? Yes, several

...kissed a member of the same sex? (family don't count) Not on the mouth

...sworn at the TV? Yes, during Yankees games

...had a drunken injury? Yes

...used food as a sex aid? No.

...put up a shelf? Yes. Even built furniture

...had a part of your body pierced - excluding your ears? Pierced my own belly button and 4 of the holes in my ears

...used a fire extinguisher? I don't think so?

...taught a class? Yes.

...eaten a whole chili? Yes, several

...drank absinth? I don't think so??

...vomited on a partner? How unseemly.

...been caught having sex? Yes

...phoned 999? Not 999 but here in the states I have phoned the equivalent (911)

...baked bread? Yes

...been fishing? No. Never would.

...watched a carry-on movie all the way through? What's a carry-on movie??

...visited the USA? No. Never...

[geek]

...held a snake?aye

...kissed a member of the same sex? (family don't count) no

...sworn at the TV?Yup when the rugby is on

...had a drunken injury?No. Ive never been drunk

...used food as a sex aid?no

...put up a shelf?no

...had a part of your body pierced - excluding your ears?no

...used a fire extinguisher?no

...taught a class?aye when I was in 6th year and they ran out of teachers I was given a first year class

...eaten a whole chili?no

...drank absinth?no

...vomited on a partner?no

...been caught having sex?no

...phoned 999?no

...baked bread?no

...been fishing?no and dont intend to

...watched a carry-on movie all the way through?no

...visited the USA?aye - Florida several times

[Nicola_Red]

...held a snake?

Yeah, I know a few people with pet snakes.

...kissed a member of the same sex? (family don't count)

Oh yeah.

...sworn at the TV?

Tons of times!

...had a drunken injury?

Nope

...used food as a sex aid?

Yep, a few times

...put up a shelf?

Yeah, a couple

...had a part of your body pierced - excluding your ears?

Yep. Nose three times, tongue and labret.

...used a fire extinguisher?

Nope

...taught a class?

Kinda. I helped out at my old primary school during college.

...eaten a whole chili?

No...i went for a curry last nite and one of the guys in my group took a big bite out of one...his ears went purple.

...drank absinth?

Of course. I prefer it neat to with the sugar and water even tho that's the proper way.

...vomited on a partner?

No!

...been caught having sex?

Yeah, by my ex's brother

...phoned 999?

Nope

...baked bread?

No. My parents own a bread maker but I can't be bothered with it.

...been fishing?

Yeah, with my dad when we were kids

...watched a carry-on movie all the way through?

Yeah, that more recent one with Julian Clary in it...it was...meh.

...visited the USA?

Not yet. I'd like to tho.

[Boboff]

1. Scratched your bum and then sniffed your finger
2. Blown a large bogey into the palm of your hand and eaten it
3. Read a book whilst being pleasured sexually
4. Hit a car with a shopping trolley and left without saying anything
5. Googled the phrase anal sex free Mpeg's
6. Made a drunken promise you then forget about when Sober
7. Still have your school pencil case
8. Keep pictures of your ex partners hidden in the house
9. Had sex during an appraisal
10. Engaged in DIY colonic irrigation with a shower head


I think these say more about the person righting the questions than the person giving the answers, it's obviously a way of trying to normalize ones own behavior.

[S4B]

...held a snake? Yes hated it!

...kissed a member of the same sex? (family don't count) Yes

...sworn at the TV? God all the time

...had a drunken injury? Yes but I didn't break anything

...used food as a sex aid? Yes a few times

...put up a shelf? Yes - mena re rubbish

...had a part of your body pierced - excluding your ears? No

...used a fire extinguisher? Yes

...taught a class? Yes

...eaten a whole chili? No I am not stupid

...drank absinth? See question above

...vomited on a partner? Nope I'm blessed with a strong stomach

...been caught having sex? Yes, but they pretended they hadn't seen

...phoned 999? Nope

...baked bread? Yes used to do it every week for my mum

...been fishing? No, unless trying to catch tiddlers counts

...watched a carry-on movie all the way through? Yeah, but I did regret it

...visited the USA? No but I'm gonna visit Sunny and Sis so I will soon!

[Ezza]

... been involved in a car crash? nope.

... killed something to eat? nope.

... been chucked out of a pub/club? nope.

... been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex? nope.

... performed a sexual act at work? nope.

... had a criminal record? nope.

... made pasta from scratch? nope.

... shouted at your boss? nope. shouted at teachers lots. thats the closest i have to a boss.

... drank a raw egg? nope.

... been fired from a job? nope. never had a job.

... repaired something with a paperclip? i think so.

... performed a sexual act in a cinema? nope.

... sold something you've made? i have indeedy.

... had a conversation with a 'celebrity'? i don't think so.

... cut your own hair? yes.

... eaten raw meat? yes.

... had road rage? nope.

... performed live infront of more than 50 people? yeah. =)

... been knocked out? nope

... cried at a movie? nope.


...held a snake? yeah. =)

...kissed a member of the same sex? (family don't count) Yes

...sworn at the TV? yeah

...had a drunken injury? erm. i don't think so.

...used food as a sex aid? not as yet.

...put up a shelf? nope.

...had a part of your body pierced - excluding your ears? nope

...used a fire extinguisher? not on a fire. but i have played with them before.

...taught a class? nope.

...eaten a whole chili? nope.

...drank absinth? yes. it was fun.

...vomited on a partner? nope.

...been caught having sex? nope.

...phoned 999? yeah.

...baked bread? yes. at school. it went wrong.

...been fishing? nope.

...watched a carry-on movie all the way through? nope.

...visited the USA? not as yet. I'd like to though.

[kendra k]

...held a snake? yeah. a bunch-o-times.

...kissed a member of the same sex? (family don't count) yeha, i didn't like it.

...sworn at the TV? yeah. especially at football.

...had a drunken injury? unfortunately

...used food as a sex aid? eww. no. i'm not george costanza.

...put up a shelf? yeah

...had a part of your body pierced - excluding your ears? uh... yeah.

...used a fire extinguisher? yeah.

...taught a class? yep.

...eaten a whole chili? yeah, what's the problem?

...drank absinth? yeah. it was fun.

...vomited on a partner? nope. he bought me a bucket.

...been caught having sex? nope. i'm good at being discrete.

...phoned 999? nope, but i have dialled 911.

...baked bread? yeah.

...been fishing? yeah, though no in ages.

...watched a carry-on movie all the way through? nope.

...visited the USA? every effing day.