[Chris]

http://www.deathlist.net/ (when it works)

[MK Chris]

Bernie Ecclestone.. QPR fans will hope you're wrong.

[Chris]

Oh no, Foggy has died

[Chris]

Oh no, Paul Scofield has died

[Sunny So Cal]

Wow. This thread is hopping now. They're dropping like flies...

[Bonanzoid]

But I've saved you making many other, "who's this, who's that, who's the other" posts.

Not really.

Cheers Tophs. I'm only young and i didnt learn about that sort of thing in history in school. Plus i didnt take History at GCSE level.

How old are you then? And if the answer is anything above 10, you're an idiot for not knowing who Fidel Castro is.

[Yudster]

Oh no, Paul Scofield has died

That's very sad, he was a fantastic actor and a lovely man - I didn't realise he was that old. I met him about ten years ago when he was in a play with my brother and I never would have thought he was 75 or 76 then, he looked great. A sad loss to the arts.

[Vivienne]

People die. It's just a fact of life. **yawn** Anyhow, I'm off to begin my Easter hols. - 4 days off! yahoo. yipeee.

[Yudster]

People die. It's just a fact of life. **yawn**

True. And some will be missed more than others when they are gone.

[foot-loose]

Oh no, Paul Scofield has died

You said "Paul". I heard "Phillip"

The silver fox will never die.

[foot-loose]

No argument from here Miss Lottie.

[The Magic Mullet]

Surely Clive Dunn aka Corporal Jones off Dad's Army can't have long left. He must be about 130 at least.

[Andy B]

Do you think when he starts to go and the machine he's hooked up to starts to beep wildly all the nurses will run around shouting "Don't panic! Don't panic!"?

[Chris]

Oh no, Michael Todd, the Chief Constable of Greater Manchester Police is dead

Only resurrected because I've heard all the Welsh miners are over the moon - apparently they've found copper on Snowdonia.

[foot-loose]

That gag is SO two weeks old!

*does camp hand gesture*

[SpaceBoy]

A man dies and goes to heaven. On his arrival, he is surrounded by millions of clocks. Curious, he calls over an angel. "Angel, what are all these clocks for?" he asks.
"They are for each person left on earth. It's how we keep track of how much time they have left."
Suddenly, the hour hand on one of the clocks spins around very quickly.
"Angel, why did that happen?" the man asks.
"Well, when someone acts ridiculously, we take an hour off their life."
The man thinks awhile and eventually says, "Where's Peter Andre's clock then?"
"Oh that?" says the angel. "We keep that in the office. It doubles as a fan."

[Bonanzoid]

Despite the fact that was horrendously off topic, it still made me chuckle.

[MK Chris]

You could use the same joke on thousands of people though, it's not specific to Peter Andre.

[Bonanzoid]

Obviously. But it still made me chuckle.

[ladbroke]

We have the death club at work. There's a random list of 30 old famous people, we all put £1 in, and if your old codger dies you're £30 richer!! (strictly £29 richer I suppose....)

[iain_smith]

Reports are coming in that the husband of singer Corinne Bailey Rae has been found dead from a drugs overdose.I will post a link to the news shortly

[Merged topic with 'Oh no, they've died!']

[Bonanzoid]

Use it, 'tard.

[iain_smith]

heres a link http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jh ... nne123.xml

[iain_smith]

sorry it wasnt suicide-just a nasty batch of heroin probably-Amy Winehouse better take care to avoid it!

[SpaceBoy]

24 Hour Breaking News = NO
Iain whilst my sympathy goes out to the family if this story turns out to be true, this is not the place for 24 HOUR BREAKING NEWS! News has its place which is anywhere but here on this forum!

But I come on Chrismoyles.net to get away from the news and general madness which is out there, some may call it escapism, call it what you will but I do not want to have posts everytime someone dies or is rushed to hospital, I have BBC News 24 for that kind of thing. Lets keep Chrismoyles.net free from all that breaking news crap!

News about The Chris Moyles Show = YES
24 Hour Breaking News = NO

Will you ever learn?