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Who do you WANT to win 'British Breakthrough Act'?

Adele
1
9%
Duffy
2
18%
Last Shaddow Puppets
2
18%
Scouting for Girls
No votes
0%
The Ting Tings
6
55%
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By MK Chris
#375049
Kylie has a nice body but a face like a horse. The media do their best to convince us that she's far more attractive than she is.
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By Zoot
#375051
Topher wrote:Kylie has a nice body but a face like a horse. The media do their best to convince us that she's far more attractive than she is.


* hell Topher, you are without doubt the pickiest single guy that has ever exisited, ever.
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By MK Chris
#375054
Ha, well it's not like I'm ever likely to meet her anyway, is it? I just think that if she was just some girl you walked past in the street, you wouldn't give her a second glance.
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By Andy B
#375056
I said her knees were a bit dodgy but she's getting on a bit. I still bloody would though and I AM likely to bump into her. She will be mine.
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By Yudster
#375058
Topher wrote:Actually I don't mind Duffy, I think she can sing - her music's not necessarily for me, but I do think she can sing.

*Waits for Yudwuk to shoot me down in flames with her technical singing knowledge.*

Duffy definitely can sing. My problem with her is that all too often she doesn't. She's been too influenced by the proliferation of vocal tricks and fakery used by almost all female vocalists these days (like Munki said) and her real voice, which is pure and strong and flexible, is lost under the crap.
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By Bruvva
#375065
Take That, miming, looking like Kraftwerk's geekier brothers and guilty of the most overblown stage performance since the worst efforts of 70's prog rock. I was expecting a miniature stonehenge to make an appearance.
By DaveTheBlade
#375086
I'm chuffed Iron Maiden won that award. Not that there was a great deal of competition. Without doubt one of the best live acts in the world. Bruce Dickinson as the front man is unbeatable, stage show that put on is awe inspiring and they just keep getting better and better.
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By MK Chris
#375089
Apparently there was a massive campaign to get people to vote on Planet Rock, some of the metal magazines and Facebook.
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By Yudster
#375092
I still can't work out why Best Live Act was the award targetted for voting to the Radio2 audience. That seems - weird.
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By Yudster
#375095
I thought Kylie had got quite porky at one point after her cancer recovery. I have never quite been able to work out why she is a goddess to so many, but I'm not a fella.
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By MK Chris
#375097
See, Zoot - the women agree. And I happen to know Yudwuk has pretty good taste in women.
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By Boboff
#375098
Yudster wrote:I thought Kylie had got quite porky at one point after her cancer recovery. I have never quite been able to work out why she is a goddess to so many, but I'm not a fella.


She is so ickle and lovely, you know what they say about women with small hands?

Plus like many very attractive women she looks just a little bit like a boy.
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By Bruvva
#375101
Topher wrote:See, Zoot - the women agree. And I happen to know Yudwuk has pretty good taste in women.


Women also think that Sarah Jessica Parker isn't a horse faced munter.

Kylie's lovely.
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By MK Chris
#375102
Bruvva wrote:Women also think that Sarah Jessica Parker isn't a horse faced munter.

Well, they're wrong on that one.
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By Yudster
#375103
Most women worship Sarah Jessica Parker. I think she's one of those women that can look fabulous, but sometimes (often when she's got too much make up on) doesn't. Pink is a bit like that too, sometimes she looks beautiful, sometimes she looks like an ape. I get Kylie's appeal more than I get the SJP thing.
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By catherine
#375106
I think people worship her because she looks normal, she isn't perfect and she she isn't beautiful. Everyone is pretty in their own little way even if they only have one pretty thing about them.
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By Yudster
#375113
But the people who worship her mostly seem to think that she IS beautiful, and perfect. I think a lot if people have got her muddlled up with Carrie Bradshaw. Personally I'm not about to worship her either!
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By pjordan2000
#375134
I'm not a fan of Kylie or SJP to be honest, just never seen the attraction. Whereas Katie from Ting Tings looked good last night as did Kimberley from Girls Aloud
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By Andy B
#375141
catherine wrote:Everyone is pretty in their own little way even if they only have one pretty thing about them.

Hahahaha! good one!
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By Munki Bhoy
#375177
Take That - Kraftwerk's geeky older brothers. Best description of anyone ever. Absolutely bob on. Nice one Bruvva.

Oh, and I'd do Kylie but not SJP. But I'd be thinking of space suit Kylie from the barberella rip off video rather than current Kylie.
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By catherine
#375183
Andy B wrote:
catherine wrote:Everyone is pretty in their own little way even if they only have one pretty thing about them.

Hahahaha! good one!



Well obviously I was excluding you from that comment.
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By Andy B
#375239
I'm bloody gorgeous me! I'm versatile as well. I can pull off so many different looks and still look bloody great!

Tis a hard life being me.
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By Munki Bhoy
#375305
Andy B wrote:I'm bloody gorgeous me! I'm versatile as well. I can pull off so many


People will always tell you what you want to hear for sexual favours.
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By Andy B
#375306
Favours which i'm more than happy to provide....