[Boboff]

I was more interested in whether Topher or Munki Boy have or not actually.

They are so secretive about their past culinary experiences normally, you, you are just like an open book when it comes to what you have had in your mouth.

Oooo err missssesss.

[Yudster]

And, more to the point, what I keep OUT of my mouth.

[Boboff]

Oh I had assumed that was a Phallus See.

[Nicola_Red]

I was gonna post something about if I were to be nominated for the 'naughty list' would it involve a spanking, but then I realised that would be completely inappropriate, so i won't.

[Munki Bhoy]

At this point I would like to say "but I like inappropriate though!" But given my foot in mouth experience last night, maybe that in itself would be inappropriate.

Maybe me and nicola_red should just go spank each other elsewhere. That way everyone wins.

[Boboff]

Get a Room !

*Shave head and wear a dog blanket shirt and I hear you are really in for a good time!

[foot-loose]

Actually, I haven't either now that I think of it.

I think there is one in Xscape. They don't bring it to my door like Pizza Hut though.

[Munki Bhoy]

Actually, I haven't either now that I think of it.

I think there is one in Xscape. They don't bring it to my door like Pizza Hut though.

There is. But my preference these days is Papa Johns in Broomhill. They're too far to deliver but I can go on the way home from work. Or I can make a special trip if I'm really in the mood.

[foot-loose]

I often find that the skanky pizzas out the local takeaway do a pretty good job at a lot more reasonable a price than any of these commercial thiefs.

[Munki Bhoy]

There's one along from Gilmour St Station that uses kebab sauce on the base instead of regular sauce. Fantastic pizzas. Can't remember what it's called.

[foot-loose]

Have you lived here long enough to rememer Benny's Chip Shop? It was underneath Gilmour Street.

It burned down one night (it was a Tuesday, we had been in Jellybean) so we stole the priceboard. It was lying in my backgarden for about a year. Dad wasn't happy.

[Munki Bhoy]

Don't remember it, but then my Paisley days only started about four years ago.

[foot-loose]

Oh it was dead and buried by then. So was Jellybean.

[Munki Bhoy]

I have no idea where anything is in Paisley to be honest. I still don't know where I was the last time I was drunk and out. That drunken bit might be partially to blame, but I do remember not knowing what the name of the place was even through the drunken haze.

[foot-loose]

Paisley is shit these days. Too many bams.

Glasgow > Paisley.




I'll nominate Boboff for the naughty list. Mainly to try and keep this thread on topic and not what should probably be a PM convo, but also cos he really likes being called naughty. We should put him and Nicola Red together. Kink-tastic.

[Munki Bhoy]

Glasgow > Paisley.

Agreed. Last time I was out in Paisley was over a year ago I've just realised!

[Nicola_Red]

Maybe me and nicola_red should just go spank each other elsewhere. That way everyone wins.

I like the sound of that! Did I send you a picture of me that can't be found on facebook yet? every other bloke on here has it, you may as well...

[Munki Bhoy]

Not that I know of, but by the sounds of it that means no or I'd have remembered!

[foot-loose]

Oi. Less of the "every".

[Nicola_Red]

Oi. Less of the "every".

oh yeah...well, every straight boy! Well then munki, PM me your email address and it'll be on its way. It's a bank holiday, I've been at work 9 hours and had three coffees, so I'm feeling a bit giddy.

[Zoot]

Oi. Less of the "every".

oh yeah...well, every straight boy! Well then munki, PM me your email address and it'll be on its way. It's a bank holiday, I've been at work 9 hours and had three coffees, so I'm feeling a bit giddy.

Is it the usual one or is there another I don't know know about?
I've always been a fan of Red's 'Art'...

[Nicola_Red]

It's the usual one. Oh God, that sounds bad...it's the one you've seen, let's put it that way.

[Yudster]

Brace yourself Munki......!

[Boboff]

Ah many a wank I have had with that picture!

*I really hope people understand that is a joke.

[MK Chris]

Hahaha. Have many women been sent it?