[lima eel]

*sniff*

[Yudster]

Pass me a hankie Lima........

[catherine]

It's weird being called Topher's girlfriend, I don't like it.

[lima eel]

Pass me a hankie Lima........

Sure, do you need a mansize double quilted?

It's weird being called Topher's girlfriend, I don't like it.

I'd imagine that you'll find it won't get any less weird as time goes on.

[Nicola_Red]

I'm the opposite. Tall but with really small feet - size 4. Sometimes when I see my shoes - especially trainers - they look so tiny that I wonder how I don't just fall over.

[lima eel]

There is something about small feet that I find really sexy, it almost borders on a fetish.

[Munki Bhoy]

Good for standing closer to the sink too.

And with that sexist comment, Munki takes top spot!

[Zoot]

I'm the opposite. Tall but with really small feet - size 4. Sometimes when I see my shoes - especially trainers - they look so tiny that I wonder how I don't just fall over.

Do they spread out like ducks feet? that would keep you stable.

[MK Chris]

Are you asking if she's got inbred-style webbed feet?!

[Zoot]

Are you asking if she's got inbred-style webbed feet?!

I am in no way implying any form of genetic deformities Topher, I'm just voicing a suggestion of why Miss Red may still hold a great sense of stability whilst having self-implemented small trotters.

So there.

[Nicola_Red]

No, I'm not flat-footed and my feet are not webbed either...

and lima, I did once get chatted up almost entirely on the basis of the fact that I had small feet, so you're not the only one!

[MK Chris]

There is something about small feet that I find really sexy, it almost borders on a fetish.

There is nothing about feet that is ever sexy. Feet are never, ever nice - not on anyone.

[Yudster]

If you think feet are ugly, you should see ankles with no feet attached.

[MK Chris]

I understand that and I'm not saying feet are particularly ugly, just that they're never particularly attractive.

[lima eel]

and lima, I did once get chatted up almost entirely on the basis of the fact that I had small feet, so you're not the only one!

Good. I had thought that perhaps I'd said too much. Although I must say if someone has chatted you up on that fact alone then either your feet are stunningly beautiful or this person has a major foot fetish.

I understand that and I'm not saying feet are particularly ugly, just that they're never particularly attractive.

I just think you've never encountered an attractive pair of feet.

[Yudster]

I have the ugliest feet in the world. My toes are like little fat * sausages.

[Nicola_Red]

Nah, my feet are not beautiful at all. My arches are really high. But I'm guessing that the chap in question liked the rest of me as well! Also I seem to recall that it was one of the times I was on crutches and I put my feet up in his lap to rest my leg, so that probably had something to do with it...

[Andy B]

I can pick stuff up with my feet and frequently do. I wish I had big feet that make me look like a big L. All I've got is tiny carnival folk style hands and feet. Hardly good for impressing the ladies is that. My hands make me a laughing stock. Everyone knows what they say about men with big feet. You lucky bastard!

Or should that be Cat who's lucky...nah she has to look at yet face!

*poke*

[MK Chris]

I have a tiny penis... I feel I've been very clear on this point.

[catherine]

What size feet do you have charla?

[Johnny 1989]

I have odd feet, they're a size 10 but very wide (that's 20 years of wearing trainers that have done that)

[Boboff]

I have a tiny penis... I feel I've been very clear on this point.

sig!

[Zoot]

I have a tiny penis... I feel I've been very clear on this point.

I feel your pain brother.

[catherine]

You should feel mine instead.

[Munki Bhoy]

You should feel mine instead.

Is it bigger than Tofu's?