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By Yudster
#384445
Swine flu is clearly a related strain to Man flu. Same species after all.
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By S4B
#384457
Yudster wrote:Swine flu is clearly a related strain to Man flu. Same species after all.


My god Yuds, I really lolled at that! Had a pig of a day today but I won't boar you all with it.
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By foot-loose
#384472
Zoot. *hugs*

What's wrong with you today? Everything ok? Normally I can rely on you to look after the puns in my absense, however:

foot-loose wrote:Huh. People who hog the pig puns are boaring!

Zoot wrote:Stop hogging all the best puns Bruv

Zoot wrote:you were such a selfish boar

8)

AND

Zoot wrote:Or fish flu, the Foot-loose would be in his halibut

Did you just replace the word "element" for "halibut"? :lol:

Or have I just gone hard of herring?

S4B wrote:Had a pig of a day today but I won't boar you all with it.

*slap*
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By S4B
#384481
foot-loose wrote:Zoot. *hugs*

What's wrong with you today? Everything ok? Normally I can rely on you to look after the puns in my absense, however:

foot-loose wrote:Huh. People who hog the pig puns are boaring!

Zoot wrote:Stop hogging all the best puns Bruv

Zoot wrote:you were such a selfish boar

8)

AND

Zoot wrote:Or fish flu, the Foot-loose would be in his halibut

Did you just replace the word "element" for "halibut"? :lol:

Or have I just gone hard of herring?

S4B wrote:Had a pig of a day today but I won't boar you all with it.

*slap*


Err "Absence" not "absense" don't worry I won't rib you too much about it ;)
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By Yudster
#384537
S4B wrote:I think I have swine flu I keep coming out in rashers!

Wins.
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By MK Chris
#384563
pjordan2000 wrote:I just phoned NHS Direct about Swine Flu but all I got was crackling

Topher wrote:Some of these puns are crackling.
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By Zoot
#384574
charlalottie wrote:I'm sure they will find a cure for this swine flu. After all, where there's a swill, there's a way.


Gam'mon Lottie, you can do better than that
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By C-Kay
#384577
I know a few swines who deserve this flu. and no, i'm not playing along, i think it's p-oink-less
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By Bruvva
#384591
Is this snoutbreak the start of the aporkalypse?
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By Zoot
#384592
Bruvva wrote:Is this snoutbreak the start of the aporkalypse?


We have a whinner
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By Andy B
#384643
I've been down the doctors to get some oinkment.
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By Bruvva
#384645
*looks at the VERY FIRST POST of this thread*

You sir, suck.

Will we survive this Parma-geddon?
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By Zoot
#384649
It's the rind of the world as we know it,
and I squeal fine.
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By Munki Bhoy
#384652
Look on the bright side, if you get swine flu then maybe Rebecca Loos will pay you a visit to relieve some tension.

Yeah, all the good puns are taken so I've opted for smut.
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By Bruvva
#384731
All the word play on here's become a pundemic.
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By S4B
#384836
Yudster wrote:
S4B wrote:I think I have swine flu I keep coming out in rashers!

Wins.


Yay!! I never win these things.
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By C-Kay
#384846
We're quite safe, Gordon Brown has banned Swine Flu from Britain because it offends Muslims.....

Sat and today are up