[Johnny 1989]

Superma - By day Claire Kent was a good everyday housewife, however when danger struck she was always there to save the day
The Incredible Hul - Promotional film of the Northern town of Hull
Chitty Chitty, Bang Ban - Disney adventure about a noisy, flying car which receives an ASBO for creating too much noise
Dumb - Disney animated classic about a dumb elephant
Das Boo - World War Two drama about a German ghost

[jocky85]

Planet of the Ape - 1 primate's struggle alone

[Sunny So Cal]

Bringing Up Bab - the story of Barbra Streisand's childhood
Emm - the personal story of one woman's inability to communicate publicly
Diamonds are for Eve - a biblical spin about why diamonds exist
Moonrake - one man's quest to garden on the moon
Die Another Da - a tale of homicidal toddler and his many stepfather victims

[CassieJackson]

Boyz n the Hoo - A revealing story of young men in South Central LA rearing owls as a hobby
School Daz - Documentary covering how to get those uniforms REALLY clean.
St Elmo's Fir - Brat Pack leave college and open garden centre. Specialise in Evergreens
Every Which Way But Loos - One desperate man. Can't find the toilet.
Freaky Frida - 70s biopic where the dark-haired lady from Abba is revealed to be very strange indeed.
Pirates of the Caribbean, Curse of the Black Pear. Eating fruit past it's sell by date has disastrous consequences for Cap'n Jack Sparrow

[foot-loose]

Bad Boy.


Actually, I think I own that movie as well...

[Bruvva]

Last Temptation of Chris - in which everyone's favourite DJ is trapped in a pub overnight.

[DannyBoy]

x-me: One mans struggle with being cursed.

[Boboff]

Best one so far, Chitty, Chitty, Bang Ban..... Very funny.


Ok lets have a go then.

The Commitment. A load of Irish Scallies sing soul while taking their vows to join the church.
Top Gu. Tizwaz and Mr Blooby explore the best types of gunk
US Teen Anal Come Fes. Young American Teens get it up the Arse from various Tommy Cooper Lookilikies.
Monsters and Alien. Asteroid crashes to earth and uncovers secret monster prison, some fit bird gets an ewok come out of her belly.
The Shinnin. A hilarious adaptation of the O'Okey Coakey behind a shower curtain.
Wothering Height. A tall mans hair falls out.
Pian. A story about the hurt caused by dyslexia in New Zealand
Legen. Meet our new cute mouse.
Mas. The story of one priests efforts to make services shorter.
50 Date. The story of the 19th Day of February after it was removed from the calendar.
Ground Hog Da. An earth feeding pigs Father tells his story of life in a german prison farm.
Casablank. What Happens when someone finds an empty sony C60.

[foot-loose]

Mr Blooby?

[Zoot]

Charlie and the Chocolate Factor - Charlie runs through the Cadburys assault course. Hosted by Gordon Burns.
Spinal Ta - A film about a grateful paraplegic.
Panic Roo - Poo's baby kangaroo friend runs around screaming.
Godzill - Thor and his hip-hop homies all catch swine flu
The Italian Jo - Yudster finds out she has a european twin sister
Happy fee - Chris Moyles gets his contract renewed

[foot-loose]

The Italian Jo - Yudster finds out she has a european twin sister

[Yudster]

That would be a great movie!

You've Got Mai - Hollywood legend Mai Zetterling is kidnapped by someone else
The Jungle Boo - Classic hide-and-seek in the rainforest
The Lion Kin - Lost cub searches for his pride
Sahar - story of a young girl's struggle to spell her name
Big Trouble in Little Chin - Desperate Dan opts for surgical reduction (contains scenes of blood and gore)
Confessions of a Dangerous Min - X-rated goon show antics
The Wedding Singe - health and safety nighmare at the reception
Cak - what can I say? Its rubbish.

[jocky85]

In The Loo - The going's on in 1 public toilet

[CassieJackson]

Charlie and the Chocolate Factor - Charlie runs through the Cadburys assault course. Hosted by Gordon Burns.

My favourite so far. I probably would actually go to see this one.

[DannyBoy]

Rock - A group of rogue Marines from Force Recon, led by disenchanted Brigadier General Francis X. Hummel, seize a stockpile of rockets armed with VX nerve agent, a modern chemical weapon of nightmarish virulence, to which they accidentally lose one of their men to in the process. They then seize Alcatraz Island during a guided tour and take 81 tourists hostage in the prison cells.

[Andy B]

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Hom. - Kirk and his buddies fly around the sun really quickly like Superman did which somehow sends them back in time. They look around San Francisco trying to find Ken Hom because in the 23rd century no-one knows how to make a good Beef in black bean sauce anymore. Chekov says "Where are your cooking wessels?" and everyone laughs. Kirk also pulls some random he's known for about 5 minutes then they all go back for that Chinese meal.

[Andy B]

Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sit: Annakin and Jar Jar are brutally gunned down by every bastard with a gun while those without stand around laughing and pointing. Then Padme takes on all comers in the gang bang of the century.

I could think of an approriate synopsis but I'd pay to watch that!