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By Nicola_Red
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foot-loose wrote:There's a lack of ladies on this forum. Plenty of wummin, but nae ladies.


very true. what's the point of this thread anyway, can someone enlighten me?
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By foot-loose
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nicola_red wrote:
foot-loose wrote:There's a lack of ladies on this forum. Plenty of wummin, but nae ladies.


very true. what's the point of this thread anyway, can someone enlighten me?

Sex.

It's right up your alley, Nic, so to speak...
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By Nicola_Red
#406908
Yeah, that's a fair statement. It's difficult to have sex in an online forum, tho.
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By foot-loose
#406918
nicola_red wrote:Yeah, that's a fair statement. It's difficult to have sex in an online forum, tho.

Difficult, but not impossible?

Interesting...
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By Nicola_Red
#406924
Yeah, if you're going by a technical definition of sex then I'd say it is impossible. I've received some pretty saucy PMs in my time, tho...
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By foot-loose
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nicola_red wrote:Yeah, if you're going by a technical definition of sex then I'd say it is impossible. I've received some pretty saucy PMs in my time, tho...

:lol:

You should post them on here - anonymously obviously. We can try and guess who came out with the cheesy lines.
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By Nicola_Red
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This one gave me a good old chortle:

hi just really curious about what you look like not sure how to send pics thru pm!! if u give me ur e mail addy i'll show u mine if u show me yours
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By DevilsDuck
#406956
:lol:


I know you wont say who it is.....but was that a regular?
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By Nicola_Red
#406960
Nah, they're called 'private' messages for a reason, I'm not so mean. It's someone who has been registered a fair while but has few posts. But I'm pretty sure I've seen them post recently. Let me see if I have any other good ones...
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By Nicola_Red
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I suppose the sender could have been female, but I assumed them to be male. Only one woman, that I know of, has requested the infamous photo. I just had a look but annoyingly I've deleted a lot of my old PMs, so some of the more entertaining ones are gone. However, they are nothing compared to the messages I used to get on myspace...
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By foot-loose
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DevilsDuck wrote:girl....as in female!
We posted at the same time. If I had seen your post of "girl" then obviously I wouldn't have written "Yudster"!

nicola_red wrote:I suppose the sender could have been female, but I assumed them to be male. Only one woman, that I know of, has requested the infamous photo. I just had a look but annoyingly I've deleted a lot of my old PMs, so some of the more entertaining ones are gone. However, they are nothing compared to the messages I used to get on myspace...

Yes, but we don't KNOW anyone on MySpace! I betcha the wummin that asked for it was S4B? Go on!
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By DevilsDuck
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foot-loose wrote:I betcha the wummin that asked for it was S4B?


oh you know it!
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By freddie
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nicola_red wrote:I suppose the sender could have been female, but I assumed them to be male. Only one woman, that I know of, has requested the infamous photo. I just had a look but annoyingly I've deleted a lot of my old PMs, so some of the more entertaining ones are gone. However, they are nothing compared to the messages I used to get on myspace...


I dont wish to sound stupid, but what infamous picture?
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By foot-loose
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freddie wrote:
nicola_red wrote:I suppose the sender could have been female, but I assumed them to be male. Only one woman, that I know of, has requested the infamous photo. I just had a look but annoyingly I've deleted a lot of my old PMs, so some of the more entertaining ones are gone. However, they are nothing compared to the messages I used to get on myspace...


I dont wish to sound stupid, but what infamous picture?

You see, Simba, Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope. Let me explain. We eat the antelop. When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so we are all connected in the great Circle of Life. It's the same sorta circle that this conversation was always gonna get a new wave of fans of "the picture".

:)
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By freddie
#406975
foot-loose wrote:
freddie wrote:
nicola_red wrote:I suppose the sender could have been female, but I assumed them to be male. Only one woman, that I know of, has requested the infamous photo. I just had a look but annoyingly I've deleted a lot of my old PMs, so some of the more entertaining ones are gone. However, they are nothing compared to the messages I used to get on myspace...


I dont wish to sound stupid, but what infamous picture?

You see, Simba, Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope. Let me explain. We eat the antelop. When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so we are all connected in the great Circle of Life. It's the same sorta circle that this conversation was always gonna get a new wave of fans of "the picture".

:)


That's quite philosophical for this thread.

I thought I was just going to get a response like "She has her tits out" or something.
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By Nicola_Red
#406977
*sniffs* that was beautiful, foots.

and freddie, yeah, I do.
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By freddie
#406978
nicola_red wrote:*sniffs* that was beautiful, foots.

and freddie, yeah, I do.


Generally in life, or just to fit in with this thread?

(and where would I be able to obtain this picture?)
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By Zoot
#406988
I've had my fair share of saucy PM's too mind, here one of my favourites - (i'll keep it anonymous for both mine and the other persons sake)
Zoot Mon, I ken you like wummins, but if you ever fancied a bit of kilt lifting, haggis fiddling fun and you're in the Paisley area, I'm always here fer ya!
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By Nicola_Red
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DD, that pic is not on the internet anymore. They took it down after they realised I'm only a quarter Hungarian...*sob*

and freddie...PM me your email address...

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