[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yeah just dont want to create any bigger hole than is already in the hedge in case people can see it from far away..

[Nablo.]

Yeah thats True you don't want the police seeing all this after all, perhaps you could leave enough of the hedge just to flap it over the gaps.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yeah maybe im thinking now i might just take away the hedge all together an leave a level playing field...

anyway gotta go...

[Nablo.]

That could work but it means frequent trimming do you have the time for such things? You want to get straight to it when it comes to the right time.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i suppose but i mean it would have to be perfect heaven forbid it should become sordid..

[Adam]

i know a good tree surgeon. i can put in a good word, if the job ever gets to big...

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

you are just being ridiculous now ad.

[Nablo.]

Why would we want the tree's out the way then we would be drestroying the shade that would be pointless.

[Sidders]

This thread should be renamed to 'Gaspode and Nablo discuss the advantages and disadvantages of sex outdoors'.

[Nablo.]

This is an important issue you will be thanking us one day for all this good advice and knowledge you will gain.

[Adam]

get someone else to do it. they do a good job, if you pay them right.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

This thread should be renamed to 'Gaspode and Nablo discuss the advantages and disadvantages of sex outdoors'.

I'd call it a discussion on Topiary. Im sure other people can do it for you ad i prefer to have a go myself...

[Nablo.]

Where's the fun in paying for someone else to do it for you. It's all about trying it out for your self, you try things out so what if they go wrong but you can correct them for next time. You pick up new things all the time which just adds the excitement of what you can do in the garden.

[Adam]

but getting all the earth on your fingers can be a really pain to wash off....

[Sidders]

I'm allergic to grass...

[magenta]

You can have sex outdoors without being on the floor! Say, on a park bench or something. Not that I'd do anything like that.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

up a tree...

[Adam]

in a garden centre?

[Nablo.]

up a tree...

Lets think about that, come on all the branches would be a bit tricky to juggle with all them whilst on the job.

[Adam]

i bet a tree surgeon has tried that one out.. with the harness and all.. chainsaw could be risky.

[Uglybob]

i was talking to "person" today and she said shes 'christened' every part of their house.

[Nablo.]

I spose it's important to know which areas are best for ceremonies to take place in when it comes to your home.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yep ive adapted my oven so i can now use my kitchen for cremations...

[Adam]

bring the outdoors, indoors is always good. pot plants often make you feel more at home.

[Nablo.]

Yeh It's always nice to have a nice bush in the house.