[magenta]

depends if you just got up or haven't gone to bed yet.

[dirty_horrocks]

I live in Clacton - actually I live in Holland on-sea which is a little village next to Clacton.... and colchester is half an hour away by car and train...and Im blonde and Im very interested in boys...so there u go.<br>hmm.... now where did I put those stillettoes.....

[Chris]

You could always go ferry spotting.

[Chris]

You could always go ferry spotting.

[Clare]

But Clacton is scum, its even worse than Harwich (no offence) and Clacton Common is even worse!

[Dirty_horrocks]

Yeah Clacton Common is a complete ****  hole- I never claimed it anything less! But Im sorry Clacton is way better than Harwich!! for a start we dont have a completely moronic accent that makes us sound like we all milk cows for a living. <br>Jaywick, Harwich and Felixstowe are the blips on the map! <br>Clacton is by far the best out of the bad bunch, Eastenders love us!<P>Ferry spotting Chris??

[Clare]

Ipswich beats Clacton!

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

what about bradford??? i'm scared of going to bradford now because of lots of big scary people who want to kill me (not me specifically but you never know what these mad people think) leeds is now my second home

[Guest]

Clare remember you do have a comedy * farmer voice.

[Clare]

Thats what Harwich is famous 4 tho! everyone here talks like that!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i aint got an accent can do scouse an manc though.  My scouse is particularly good.