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By S4B
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Andy B wrote:Also I'm not used to manual labour so my hands are very soft and damage easily and worst of all it's my right hand.


I guess it's worst of all because.................. **shuts up**
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By foot-loose
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Only getting two hours sleep.

Being booked to pick some folks up at 0400 to run them to the airport.

Getting to the hotel and them not being ready to go.

Asking the little fat happy person at the reception where they were and him not being as asleep as I was.

Him phoning them and them still being asleep.

Them telling me they canceled yesterday.

The company that hired me not telling me that they canceled yesterday.

Not knowing how to spell "cancelled".

Still being awake cause I have another run in a couple of hours.


All these things are annoying me today.
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By MK Chris
#312065
Having a cold is pissing me off, but it's better than it was yesterday, so if I keep sinking hot chocolates I should be alright in a day or so.
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By foot-loose
#312066
Is hot chocolate a good cure for a cold?

My sniffles from last week have migrated into a cracking chesty cough. The type that means you suddenly get something unexpected to chew.

Tasty.
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By MK Chris
#312067
I dunno but it warmed me up. I have eight yesterday, which is more hot drinks than I've had all year (in fact I don't think I've had a hot drink for at least a year.)
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By claradooblue
#312077
Our lodger has made a reappearance after splitting up with his girlfriend. Consequently, the toilet seat had wee on it this morning - one of his favourite tricks. That was a tad annoying.
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By MK Chris
#312079
You should put one of those signs up:

"If you sprinkle
When you tinke
Be a sweet
And wipe the seat"
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By foot-loose
#312082
Topher wrote:You should put one of those signs up:

"If you sprinkle
When you tinke
Be a sweet
And wipe the seat"

Do you pay any attention to those signs though? That said, you wummin have to sit down to piss...!


Another thing thats annoying me today is realising five minutes ago that I have walked round Glasgow Airport for about half an hour with my fly down. Thats just not cricket.
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By Zoot
#312084
1.)Well at least they could see you weren't attempting to smuggle anything out the country...

2.) Well It was an Airport, which is usually a No Fly Zone...

Take your pick from the jokes abvove
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By MK Chris
#312086
Did I ever mention the time my colleague was stopped by Glaswegian coppers on suspicion of being terrorists at Glasgow airport?
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By Zoot
#312094
foot-loose wrote:How can an airport be a no fly zone?

Controlled fly zone maybe, but a no fly zone would defeat its purpose?


1.) A no fly zone - they don't let you fly over it unless your landing

2.) shurrup
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By Yudster
#312150
claradooblue wrote:Our lodger has made a reappearance after splitting up with his girlfriend. Consequently, the toilet seat had wee on it this morning - one of his favourite tricks. That was a tad annoying.


Photograph the evidence and charge him £5 a time. That'll sort him out.
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By Yudster
#312155
I was thinking more with a handy digital camera or a mobile phone. Do you have those in Scotland?
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By MK Chris
#312210
Yudster wrote:I was thinking more with a handy digital camera or a mobile phone. Do you have those in Scotland?

Woo! Golden opportunity well and truly grabbed there, Yudwuk!
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By Yudster
#312344
I'm not sure who Scotland's jealous neighbour would be. Norway? Nah.........
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By Vivienne
#315514
Annoying me (immensley) is my mamma, who is on a computer beside me right now, who is a total and complete maniac, with no mouse control, nor anything else. I have put her on amazon at the moment, to read about tennis books.
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