[Yudster]

For one awful moment there I thought you meant you were going to apply for the Sales Rep job!

[MK Chris]

What, and sell my soul to the devil?? Good god no.. I couldn't sell a black cat to a witch anyway.

[Yudster]

I agree, its always my first requirement of a job - that it has NO sales element at all - unless I am happy that is the case, I'm really not interested.

[foot-loose]

When viewing this site (and others) from my work PC, not being able to see any pictures people post. Very annoying, but don't thing I can legitmately ring IT services to sort it really!!

so..



... won't show up then?

[Sunny So Cal]

Seriously??? I am so disappointed in you, Foots. How could you have read the following:

I have a very bruised purple arse.

and not had a clever remark?!

[foot-loose]

Cos it's a long, orange carrot dangled on a big stick, and I'm not gonna bite.



I would like to think I wouldn't go near a gag as obvious as that.

[Zoot]

Frankly, I'm dissapointed in you.
Whats the point of having a token gay around when he doesn't perform when its handed to him on a silver platter?

[foot-loose]

I only take from the golden platter darling.


And don't call me Frankly.

[Sunny So Cal]

Cos it's a long, orange, dangling, big stick, and I'm not gonna bite.

I wouldn't go near that.

That's not what we've heard.

[foot-loose]

Cos it's a long, orange, dangling, big stick, and I'm not gonna bite.

I wouldn't go near that.

That's not what we've heard.

See!

Way too obvious!

[Sunny So Cal]

And way too easy! See! You've let the whole board down by not jumping on Zoot's bruised purple arse.

[S4B]

I heard it was him jumping in it that made it bruised in the first place!

[Sunny So Cal]

God damn it. He's right again. Too obvious!

[ladbroke]

Annoying me is that some * retard decided to graffiti the fence outside my girlfriends house. I had to go over there in the pouring rain and get it off. Bad times. I mean, I just wish the person could've told Callum that he's a prick, instead of writing it on the fence. Don't know who the * Callum is either.....

[catherine]

The next available upper GI gasroenterologist appointment is the 20th August, which kinda sucks because it won't all be sorted out before my 18th birthday, hopefully my doctor can push it a little more forward with his letter.

[Vivienne]

I'm in a slightly grumpy mood at the moment. I've actually got my boots on today, because of the v. heavy rain. I'm out and about this morning unfortunately, handing in some stuff which needs signed today.

I haven't slept particularly well... moan, groan

[ladbroke]

Bloody toothache. It's been aching on and off for over a year now, so a trip to the dentists is on the cards. Had root canal work done on it about 18 months ago, but should have had it pulled in the first place. It's causing a lump in my throat so it is definitely infected. Self medicating with oil of cloves at the moment and it tastes rank!

[DevilsDuck]

Urgh!!! I hate Clove oil, I had to use it when my wisdom teeth came through to try and numb it as the skin broke and now it takes the piss anyway as my wisdom teeth are gonna be taken out because my dentist thinks that my mouth is over crowded!!!

[ladbroke]

I just hate going to the dentist. It doesn't even hurt it's just the sensation an smell I dislike. When I had the root canal done they used this soldering iron type thing to burn the nerve, and smoke was coming out of my nostrils. All the time I could taste burning flesh. Grim. And then there is the cost.....

[MK Chris]

I have found myself an NHS dentist, so for the first time in years I have an appointment coming up. I don't see what the fuss is about with dentists, to be honest, I just refused to pay private prices.

[foot-loose]

Oddly, im away to the dental sadist at the moment. I shall return later having been told that I should floss more.

I have found myself an NHS dentist, so for the first time in years I have an appointment coming up. I don't see what the fuss is about with dentists, to be honest, I just refused to pay private prices.

If you haven't been in years, you may soon realise WHY you would prefer private places.

You really dont want to * about when it comes to your teeth.

[MK Chris]

If you haven't been in years, you may soon realise WHY you would prefer private places.

My mum's already been, she said it's quite a nice place.

[Munki Bhoy]

What the hell? How many folk went to the dentist today?! Me too! Except for the first time since I was at school, I had nothing to pay at all! My teeth are awesome.

Which, if not for the dentist link, would make this the wrong thread.

[ladbroke]

The standard of work in my experience from NHS dentists is quite poor, I've had fillings on the nhs that look like they've been put in using a knife and fork. Hopefully you'll have a better experience.

[Munki Bhoy]

I've had the same NHS dentist all my life, precisely because I've heard too many horror stories from other people. He does good work so I don't see any reason to change. Fortunately, despite my moving around when I was younger, the practice is pretty close to my current place of work; if not any home I've lived in for the last 23 years.