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By rustybike
#351567
The air bag warning light in my car won't go off.
I'm so annoyed as I doubt very much fixing it is one of the cheapest of things to fix seeing as it's all electrics, etc. and I doubt that they can just plop a new one back in if it's malfunctioned. Argh! I'm so annoyed, especially as I've also been paid less by EDF this month. Looks like I'm going to have ANOTHER poor month.

So now I have to call my Peugeot dealership for advice just incase it's something to do with that silly tart who went up my backside! ARGH!
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By Bruvva
#351573
My ankle, I went over on it about 2 months ago and although I could run on it, it was still sore. It had just got better and then yesterday, I didn't see the dip in the pavement and I went and did it again so I'm hobbling around now.

I'm rapidly coming to the conclusion that running is no good for you.
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By Bruvva
#351574
rustybike wrote:it's something to do with that silly tart who went up my backside!


*blinks*

*mental images causes brain to go into meltdown*
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By Yudster
#351577
Ballbag wrote:Annoying me today........... sweeping generalisations.

Be more careful and don't spill them all over the place then.
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By Boboff
#351612
rustybike wrote:The air bag warning light in my car won't go off.
I'm so annoyed as I doubt very much fixing it is one of the cheapest of things to fix seeing as it's all electrics, etc. and I doubt that they can just plop a new one back in if it's malfunctioned. Argh! I'm so annoyed, especially as I've also been paid less by EDF this month. Looks like I'm going to have ANOTHER poor month.

So now I have to call my Peugeot dealership for advice just incase it's something to do with that silly tart who went up my backside! ARGH!



I has a Clio for about 6 years and the light was on nearly all the time, when I cleaned it out to sell it I cleaned under the passenger seat and moved some wires and it went off, result.

Really I wouldn't worry about it, it's not a big deal really.
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By rustybike
#351624
boboff wrote:I had a Clio for about 6 years and the light was on nearly all the time... Really wouldn't worry about it, it's not a big deal really.


See, you almost reassured me there; until you said:

boboff wrote:I moved some wires and it went off.


That made me laugh, I bet you shit your pants.

I know it's not just going to go bang willy nilly, but I'm just worried incase I have a smash up and I injure myself. I'm sure I won't - but I don't want to test sods law.
Although I'm tempted to leave it because of my lack of funds.
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By MK Chris
#351625
Surely it'll fail its next MOT if the airbag light is constantly on?
By Ballbag
#351626
No actually. My car's had the airbag warning light constantly on for the last two MOTs. They warn you and tell you to get it fixed, but they don't fail you.
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By rustybike
#351627
Yeah probably! But then I'm sure I'd have fixed it by then, I just can't afford to right now.
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By catherine
#351632
Lydia will not sleep! She has abit of a cold and cough and just seems really unsettled, still drinking all of her bottles though and crying just as they are due, i feel sorry for her but i really could do with a nap and some adult company.
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By S4B
#351650
Ballbag wrote:Annoying me today........... sweeping generalisations.


Are they also making you smile? Idiotic men were making me smile as well as annoying me.
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By Yudster
#351691
catherine wrote:Lydia will not sleep! She has abit of a cold and cough and just seems really unsettled, still drinking all of her bottles though and crying just as they are due, i feel sorry for her but i really could do with a nap and some adult company.

Two things anyone looking after a small baby should always try to remember:-

1. They WILL go to sleep eventually
2. No baby ever died from crying.

I have found repeating these two things over and over like a mantra has saved my sanity on many occasions.
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By rustybike
#351704
Yudster wrote:
catherine wrote:Lydia will not sleep! She has abit of a cold and cough and just seems really unsettled, still drinking all of her bottles though and crying just as they are due, i feel sorry for her but i really could do with a nap and some adult company.

Two things anyone looking after a small baby should always try to remember:-

1. They WILL go to sleep eventually
2. No baby ever died from crying.

I have found repeating these two things over and over like a mantra has saved my sanity on many occasions.


Totally agree! My little 19 month old god son (bless him) has the biggest gob on him when he goes full blow (usually at bed times). So when I'm looking after him and it's time for bed I tend to put him to bed, leave him crying for 10-15 minutes and if he still hasn't stopped after 15 minutes I then go and see him however he's usually knackered himself out after 8 minutes guranteed. Seriously, like the Mardy One said; no child ever died from crying - if anything, as my mum has always said, if they're quiet then you know something is wrong or they're doing something they're not supposed to.

When my mum used to cook cakes, etc. she used to make me sing if I went into the kitchen so she'd know I wasn't nicking the food.
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By foot-loose
#351722
Yudster wrote:
catherine wrote:Lydia will not sleep! She has abit of a cold and cough and just seems really unsettled, still drinking all of her bottles though and crying just as they are due, i feel sorry for her but i really could do with a nap and some adult company.

Two things anyone looking after a small baby should always try to remember:-

1. They WILL go to sleep eventually
2. No baby ever died from crying.

I have found repeating these two things over and over like a mantra has saved my sanity on many occasions.

I was listening to the podcast from the other week yesterday - the one when Chris was talking about when Daves wee girl was over at his flat and started crying: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh" *breaths* "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh".

I was having serious issues with not laughing out loud on the train.

When he started I made this wee squeaking noise by mistake and the lady in the seat across looked at me disapprovingly. :(
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By MK Chris
#351805
The dishwasher is now an ex-dishwasher and there was quite a lot of washing up.
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By S4B
#351813
Bruvva wrote:
I'm rapidly coming to the conclusion that running is no good for you.


I've been telling you that for MONTHS! Half marathon? *Bursts out laughing*
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By Bruvva
#351818
S4B wrote:I've been telling you that for MONTHS! Half marathon? *Bursts out laughing*


Hmph. I will demand an apology after I've done it
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By DevilsDuck
#351878
annoying me right now is that im back in derby and my girlfriend is still in devon

* hate this so much, cant wait to get a job in devon so i can move back home
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By MK Chris
#351938
Can't you flog what you don't need? You may make a tidy little profit on it.
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By bbb
#352182
not hearing anything from the lovely S4B! :) not seen you on a.i or msn in ages so annoying not hearing from you!!!!!!!!! tho im guessing your just busy!!!! :) :) :D :D :)
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By MK Chris
#352183
Hmm, another person who likes excessive exclamation marks, smileys and doesn't like using his shift key.
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