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By DevilsDuck
#353011
Yudster wrote:Two things are annoying me today - first my hair, and second, I could have sworn I had already posted this, so my incontinence is annoying me too.


Its really embarrassing isn’t it, its when you're on the bus that its the worst because nobody will sit near you!
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By Yudster
#353012
* of Mallard.
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By Yudster
#353015
Another thing annoying me - I want to go and live in Devon, and unlike a certain Duck, I can't!
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By bbb
#353017
DevilsDuck wrote:I dont want to hear about your nose job in PM

tell me here!

let everybody know about you plastic surgery!

It’s a rather long and boring story and I cant be assed typing it all out that’s just say the bit about my nose involves a deviated septum swollen polyps and abnormally enlarged/thick lineing of the nose and its also involves having my appendix removed being is hospital for a few weeks after getting set home then rushed back in with the some sort of pains as I long lone boring story that no one wants to hear apart from you
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By DevilsDuck
#353019
Yudster wrote:Another thing annoying me - I want to go and live in Devon, and unlike a certain Duck, I can't!


4 weeks tomorrow until I live in Devon again!!!!!!!.....!!!!..!!...............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

woo
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By DevilsDuck
#353020
bbb wrote:
DevilsDuck wrote:I dont want to hear about your nose job in PM

tell me here!

let everybody know about you plastic surgery!

It’s a rather long and boring story and I cant be assed typing it all out that’s just say the bit about my nose involves a deviated septum swollen polyps and abnormally enlarged/thick lineing of the nose and its also involves having my appendix removed being is hospital for a few weeks after getting set home then rushed back in with the some sort of pains as I long lone boring story that no one wants to hear apart from you



Sounds like fun to me!
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By Yudster
#353021
I'm very happy for you *grinds teeth*.
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By bbb
#353023
Yudster wrote:Another thing annoying me - I want to go and live in Devon, and unlike a certain Duck, I can't!
aww hugs yudster
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By DevilsDuck
#353024
you can all come and visit

We will have a party in my games room at my new house once its done and you can all camp in my garden...except foots and bbb they can have the spare bed!
By Ezza
#353055
Yudster wrote:Another thing annoying me - I want to go and live in Devon, and unlike a certain Duck, I can't!

I'm going on holiday to Devon on Saturday. This should be in the happy thread I know, but its relevant to the point.
By Ezza
#353060
Dawlish. :D I love it there. Failing my new idea of moving to Dubai, I think I could settle for Dawlish.
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By DevilsDuck
#353061
:O I love Dawlish, my friend Dylan lives there im not going to be far from there on Saturday night. Going to a BBQ inbetween Dawlish and Newton Abbott
By Ezza
#353062
I'm not sure where I'll be. Possibly in a pub somewhere. Always a good place to be.
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By foot-loose
#353067
Munki Bhoy wrote:You may have to remember that we rarely see the sun up here. So when it comes out and gets above room temperature its too warm for us.

Shush.

We have had a cracking summer.

Don't go spreading the myth that it is cold up here - tis all bollocks.
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By Munki Bhoy
#353069
Don't tell them the truth! They'll all want to come here! Next you'll be telling them we don't really hunt haggis...
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By foot-loose
#353070
Munki Bhoy wrote:Don't tell them the truth! They'll all want to come here! Next you'll be telling them we don't really hunt haggis...

They COME here to hunt haggis.

And nessie.


Stupid ass foreigners.
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By MK Chris
#353092
One or two people are trying to persuade me to make what was our annual trip to Devon (Brixham to be exact), but the former Mrs Topher may be there, so I'm not sure I will.
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