[foot-loose]

My favourite point in the evening was me being cornered by a poor desperate lady beast and her trying to stick her tounge down my throat. It was in a pretty loud club so the following conversation was fun:

Me: "Eh, sorry - but I'm gay"
Her: "It's ok, i'm engaged as well!"
Me: "Pardon?"
Her: "I'm engaged!"
Me: "No - I'm GAY!"
Her: "ME TOO" *shows me her engagement ring*
Me: *looks at her with some distaste* "no, i'm GAY, A POOF, A HOMOSEXUAL, A BUM BOY"
Her: *runs away*

It certainly made me laugh.

[TIAL]

So even Foots has pulled more ladies than me this weekend!

[Munki Bhoy]

More luck than I've ever had in a night club.

[foot-loose]

I have cracking success with the ladies.

It's the men I have problems with.

[Munki Bhoy]

Actually, its a well known fact that women love gay men, so I don't know why I'm surprised.

[foot-loose]

Yes.

But they generally don't know I'm a whoopsie. I don't do the whole camp nonsense.

[Munki Bhoy]

One word - gaydar.

[foot-loose]

Pah.

Doesn't exist!

[Munki Bhoy]

It does, it just seems to exist better in women. Even in the case of your conquest last night, she knew she liked you but her drunken state meant she did not know it was her gaydar telling her that!

[foot-loose]

haha

Ok doke, if it makes you feel better! To be honest, I think she was after whoever she could get. I was just the one on the target at the time.

[timp]

So even Foots has pulled more ladies than me this weekend!

Hahah, Foots didnt pull any women as you can see by the conversation he had with the drunk whore.

Made me smile that, thanks Foots.

[catherine]

All is forgiven...

[catherine]

That might be too big, i can't tell with this massive screen. If it is Console would you mind editing it for me?

[MK Chris]

My favourite point in the evening was me being cornered by a poor desperate lady beast and her trying to stick her tounge down my throat. It was in a pretty loud club so the following conversation was fun:

Me: "Eh, sorry - but I'm gay"
Her: "It's ok, i'm engaged as well!"
Me: "Pardon?"
Her: "I'm engaged!"
Me: "No - I'm GAY!"
Her: "ME TOO" *shows me her engagement ring*
Me: *looks at her with some distaste* "no, i'm GAY, A POOF, A HOMOSEXUAL, A BUM BOY"
Her: *runs away*

It certainly made me laugh.

Haha. Did you give her my number?

Cute photo young Catherine!

Making me smile is my cousin's band; I'm pleasantly surprised.. unfortunately it meant breaking the rule I have not to visit MySpace. You win some, you lose some.

Also making me smile is the fact that my brother went to clean his car out this afternoon (well, the front seat, so he could take my cousin out for a spin) and just cleaning the front seat filled a whole black binbag. And there's still a stick of rock stuck to the floor that he couldn't get off. I won't be travelling in it.

[MK Chris]

Yes but he uses his car regularly. His argument is 'Yeah, well, I don't like littering'. I'm not sure if he's heard of a 'bin' before.

Shaun?! Why do women insist on giving their cars names?

You could stick 'L' plates on it and get your mum or dad to sit with you while you take it to a car wash.

[Zoot]

My cousin's 12 month old (does that mean he's my second cousin? i can never work it out). I think for the first time in my life i can actually say I'm really broody.

[S4B]

Awww baby robots! Go for it! You and 'Telle better get practicing.

(Yes, he's your second cousin)

[Yudster]

I am now off to lie on the sofa with some wine and digest all my food like a python.

made me laugh

[MK Chris]

It's no fun when you're expecting it.

[timp]

I am coming home tomorrow.

[TIAL]

Making me smile - it's my mum's birthday today, I got her a couple of tops as a present and she loves them. Never bought clothes for other people before and I wasn't terribly confident I would get the right things but I have.

[DevilsDuck]

i thought a cousins child was actually classed as a german cousin.....but my cousins kid is called Adolfso im confused!

[MK Chris]

I've just (well, not just, as I've been to the pub since, but you know what I mean) been watching the hedgehogs in the back garden.. there are two and they don't like each other, they tend to fight for the cat food that mum puts out for them. Last year they were friendly towards each other, so they must be different ones. Or they've had a falling out.

Also, in the pub, the subject of Hitler came up and my sister makes the revelation that 'I don't really know who he is.. well, I know he's a German fella, something to do with the war.'

[foot-loose]

Your sister needs a slap.

[MK Chris]

She does. Not today though, it's her birthday.

Actually, it's not any more, it's 12 minutes past her birthday.