[catherine]

Lol. we was talking about chocolate today actually. In one of those terry chocolate oranges where its solid there is 97 points !

[foot-loose]

I'll take it in the back room

*gasp*

Must. Resist. Tempation. To. Use. Innuendo

but I need chocolatey comfort and I need it now.

Its too much ...

**falls off chair**

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

theres a non-solid bit of a chocolate orange?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

theres a stick bit in the middle?

[Zoot]

I'll take it in the back room

*gasp*

Must. Resist. Tempation. To. Use. Innuendo

but I need chocolatey comfort and I need it now.

Its too much ...

**falls off chair**

Loot-Foose, you are a funny, funny man!

[DemonHorse]

I never thought of it like that until Foot-loose said that.

Foot-loose: Now with the power to corrupt otherwise innocent minds....
oh wait:P

[foot-loose]

Sorry, but when I red that line, it may as well have had a flashing neon light round it!

[Zoot]

I'm a bit thick at the best of times. On a different topic, anyone know how to kill a huge house spider (I'm not joking, it's like the size of a coaster) and also where a giant house spider may disappear to after going from the exercise bike, to the radiator to under the bed then to the bean bag which is where I lost it. I fear sleeping in case of a repeat of the last time I slept when I knew there was a spider in the room and woke up to find it right above me on the ceiling first thing in the morning.

Yea, it'll now be in your shoe. The left one. All ready to bite you first thing in the morning....

[Zoot]

It's not a problem, just make sure you wear really thick socks...
or 3 pairs of thin ones...

[foot-loose]

or just check your shoes?

[MK Chris]

It can't harm you - just think how many other bugs there'd be if there were no spiders.

[MK Chris]

None. What's your point?

[Zoot]

Whats the point of anything if you think about it?

(Must put up new sign outside -"Zoots Bar, now with added philosophy. Meaning of life discussions with every pint...")

[Zoot]

Anyone want a sandwich?

[MK Chris]

Have you never watched a spider devour a fly? It's quite entertaining.

[Zoot]

I have Bacon.

[foot-loose]

And watching a venus fly trap devouring a fly can be rather disturbing.

They crunch!


Bacon, you say Zoot?

[Zoot]

Danish. With Mushrooms. No ketchup.

[Zoot]

There once was a lady who swallowed a fly...

[MK Chris]

And watching a venus fly trap devouring a fly can be rather disturbing.

They crunch!

That's quite entertaining too.

Spiders are cool, and you know it.

Take a look at this baby:

[MK Chris]

Sorry - can't edit posts in the Ramble section!

[Zoot]

These words he speaks are true we're all humanary stew if we don't pledge allegiance to the black widow
The horror that he brings the horror of his sting the unholiest of kings the black widow
Our minds will be his toy and every girl and boy will learn to be employed by the black widow
Love me yes we love me love him yes we love him love me yes we love him ahahahaha
He sits upon this throne and picks at all the bones of his husbands and his wives he's devoured
He stares with a gleam with a laugh so obscene at the virgins and the children he's deflowered
Love me yes we love me love him yes we love him love me yes we love him ahahahaha
Our thoughts are hot and crazed our brains are webbed in haze of mindless senseless daze the black widow
'cos these speaks he says are true we're all humanary stew if we don't pledge allegiance to the black widow
The black widow

[MK Chris]

That's not a Black Widow, it's a Red-Back Spider.

[foot-loose]

Zoots been possessed!

[Zoot]

These words he speaks are true we're all humanary stew if we don't pledge allegiance to the Red-Back Spider
The horror that he brings the horror of his sting the unholiest of kings the Red-Back Spider
Our minds will be his toy and every girl and boy will learn to be employed by the Red-Back Spider
Love me yes we love me love him yes we love him love me yes we love him ahahahaha
He sits upon this throne and picks at all the bones of his husbands and his wives he's devoured
He stares with a gleam with a laugh so obscene at the virgins and the children he's deflowered
Love me yes we love me love him yes we love him love me yes we love him ahahahaha
Our thoughts are hot and crazed our brains are webbed in haze of mindless senseless daze the Red-Back Spider
'cos these speaks he says are true we're all humanary stew if we don't pledge allegiance to the Red-Back Spider
Red-Back Spider


Happy now?