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#277447

By Zoot - Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:34 am

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:34 am #277447

Hehe, Just call me Peter Parker!

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

#277448

By foot-loose - Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:34 am

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:34 am #277448

Tin foil?
Bottle?
Wellies?

What happend to whacking them with a newspaper?

#277450

By MK Chris - Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:35 am

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:35 am #277450

Or picking them up and throwing them outside.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#277459

By Vivienne - Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:41 am

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:41 am #277459

I'm wanting a topher and balls milk shake with vodka mixed in !!

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

#277546

By Yudster - Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:30 pm

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:30 pm #277546

Have you got a cat? Cats like spiders. My small cat ate a huge one the other night, he looked like he had a big black Zapata moustache while he was chewing away.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

#277551

By MK Chris - Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:38 pm

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:38 pm #277551

He wouldn't like that there Red-Back Spider.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#277584

By Yudster - Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:39 pm

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:39 pm #277584

Spider might eat them.

See you after Easter, I have to go to the foreign and frozen North and be tormented by the Yudster-In-Laws for a few days. They don't have vodka. I'd rather stay here.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

#277589

By foot-loose - Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:50 pm

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:50 pm #277589

Yudster wrote:Spider might eat them.

See you after Easter, I have to go to the foreign and frozen North and be tormented by the Yudster-In-Laws for a few days. They don't have vodka. I'd rather stay here.

You coming to Scotch Land?

#277604

By DemonHorse - Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:31 pm

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:31 pm #277604

Yudster wrote:Spider might eat them.

See you after Easter, I have to go to the foreign and frozen North and be tormented by the Yudster-In-Laws for a few days. They don't have vodka. I'd rather stay here.

taking vodka with you not an option then?

Anyone who thinks we're contributing to the dumbing-down of internet forums can shove their stupid opinion up their a$$

#277845

By Zoot - Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:34 am

- Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:34 am #277845

I won't be online at all tomorrow because I'll be out celebrating, as its my Birthday tomorrow, so thought I'd put the bunting up in here today...

who wants to buy me my first drink then???

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

#277847

By Zoot - Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:21 am

- Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:21 am #277847

Well, not that good as I'm actually playing Des tomorrow.
Thanks Charl, and Gratz on the 800th post!

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

#277864

By Boboff - Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:38 am

- Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:38 am #277864

Hello Chaps, how you diddlin

#277866

By Zoot - Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:44 am

- Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:44 am #277866

After Mr Boboff, how are we today?
Its a pity we can't install soundbites in this thread, like they do in 'Cheers', so whenever you post here you get an American studio audience shouting your name, like
"Yay! Boboff! *applause*"

(Zoots Bar is filmed in front of a live studio audience)

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

#277869

By Boboff - Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:49 am

- Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:49 am #277869

I am champion, and I like the applause idea, would add to the convivial atmos of your place. so it's your Birthday.. Many happy return, sod Des, and get a taxi.

#277882

By foot-loose - Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:38 pm

- Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:38 pm #277882

Zoot wrote:(Zoots Bar is filmed in front of a live studio audience)

Even the goat?

Happy birthday Mr Zoot - have a good one!

(Who is des?)

#277890

By Boboff - Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:36 pm

- Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:36 pm #277890

designated driver, so that would be you then ! ( reference to your chafeur business, and that as such you or maybe your staff drive people around, instead of a taxi, and a bit like a "des"ignated driver.

See I can be full in my replies if arsed.

#277892

By catherine - Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:42 pm

- Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:42 pm #277892

how many points is in half a lager

#277897

By foot-loose - Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:07 pm

- Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:07 pm #277897

boboff wrote:designated driver, so that would be you then ! ( reference to your chafeur business, and that as such you or maybe your staff drive people around, instead of a taxi, and a bit like a "des"ignated driver.

See I can be full in my replies if arsed.

Ahh, that is pretty much my job then.

Not tonight though

And Catherine - I think (although i may be wrong coz i don't drink lager) that you are allowed two pints. However, I don't really see the point in risking it - whats two pints at the end of the day?

If driving - stick to soft drinks.

And dont do what some of my friends have done in the past and said that you lose a point every hour or something like that - so that means they are allowed half a pint more this round etc etc.

They leave the pub having had far too much to drink and then driving - not a good idea!