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By SAV1OUR
#358605
Saw a dog looking dead cool with its head pointed out the window of a fast car today, made me burst out laughing and reminded me of the Noel interview.
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By Yudster
#358609
S4B wrote:
catherine wrote:I have Mum and Roy's christmas present sorted, they are going to see Katherine Jenkins.


Oooh can I go with them?

I saw her a couple of years ago and she was fab, I completely love her voice. Ignore that thing she did on the telly the other week, that sounded awful but it wasn't her fault. I think thats a lovely present.
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By MK Chris
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I have another house viewing today and a potential one tomorrow, if the current tenant is OK with it.
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By Munki Bhoy
#358694
Smugly reminding folk that I said if Murray had any chance in a grand slam it was the US Open and not Wimbledon as that's his surface...

...the day he became British number one.

I love being right. Whether he wins it or not, his performances against Nadal at both championships this year prove it.
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By MK Chris
#358715
...or the Australian.

I agree about the surface though, it makes me laugh how everyone thinks Murray has suddenly caught up with Nadal, he hasn't at all. I'd take Nadal to win on any other surface. Clay goes without saying, but also grass at least nine times out of ten.

I also still believe Federer is on the decline. I think Nadal will win at leasr the French (again, goes without saying) and Wimbledon next season and by the US, I don't think a hard court slam will be out of the question.
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By Yudster
#358722
Croissants.
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By MK Chris
#358723
Croissants are alright, but they're no fry up. Second best at the most.
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By rustybike
#358725
Yudster wrote:Croissants.


Even better: Bacon in Croissants. Yum!
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By Yudster
#358726
These are a very occasional treat - proper home made croissants. They take absolutely ages to make properly, and they are unbelievably bad for you, hence why I reckon to make them once every few years and really no more! But realistically unless you have tried them you can't compare them to a fry up or anything else.

They bear about as much resemblance to a supermarket croissant (or even a good restaurant croissant) as a Rolex watch does to a Swatch. Or Jimmy Choo's to Clarkes. Or cashmere to acrylic. Or The Maria Callas Suite at The Ritz to a twin room, en suite, at the Holiday Inn. Or the Highlands of Scotland (I imagine) to The Cotswolds.

See, they're all good, but some are just so much beyond good.
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By MK Chris
#358727
Ah, you didn't specify home-made croissants... they sound good. Would you be willing to part with your recipe?
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By Vivienne
#358756
Making me smile: this joke (spotted in a paper today) = What do you call a friend whom an elephant has fallen on?
Answer = a flatmate. :D
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By MK Chris
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At least it made some sort of sense.
By Ezza
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The three days have made me really smile. I can't wait to be a teacher! eeeeeeee.
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By foot-loose
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Console wrote:Fry up > Croissants > Wogan up ?

I have nasty images now.

These images seem to focus about some living legends and what they are getting up to around breakfast time.

Vivienne wrote:Making me smile: this joke (spotted in a paper today) = What do you call a friend whom an elephant has fallen on?
Answer = a flatmate. :D

Nope. No no. Thats enough. This is where the line is being drawn.

You always come out with the worst excuses of jokes known to man, seemingly printed in a recent magazine or paper. As of now, by official decree of the Loose Feet, you must quote your sources for these jokes. Simply saying "as seen in a magazine" is not good enough. I expect page numbers!
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By Vivienne
#358858
Now that I have officially begun my web course, you will, indeed be seeing more links, Foot-loose.

We have been given a project of getting a website together and getting it out there by Xmas. Yikes. My lecturer has a "thing" about purple websites -i.e. say no to purple! Such a pity as this was my planned colour.
We have until Sept. 30th to decide on what the website is gonna be.
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