[MK Chris]

My dad used to work for Stagecoach.

[Vivienne]

Stagecoach drivers all go to the same charmschool, topher.

[MK Chris]

Yeah, well he's not exactly Mr Charming.

[Sunny So Cal]

What is it with men and naming their penipee?

I've never done this.

You're such a sensible young man

[Bonanzoid]

What's annoying me - my inability to have the willpower to start my Spanish assessment for tomorrow. o woez

[Sunny So Cal]

Christmas shopping when I'm hungover

[kendra k]

moms aren't supposed to be hung over! (tongue firmly placed in cheek- my mom was often hungover.)

you brits and your silly privatized transit! it was a terribly idea.

annoying me? i have nothing but caffeine in my veins. no blood- just black, instant coffee. thanks gaspode for introducing me to this crap that people mock me for drinking.

[Yudster]

Yet another thing Gaspode has to answer for. The list goes on.

What's annoying me today is that Ihave a whole heap of stuff to do before I get out of here today and start my extremely well-deserved three weeks off. And the other thing that's annoying me is that even though I haven't started the holiday yet, I am already stressing about coming back.

[Zoot]

I just found out Velvet Revolver are playing a gig at the Birmingham Carling Academy in March. Clicked on the link to the bands website and saw they were offering 'meet and greet' packages. "fantastic!" I thought... The price is $250 (about £130 I think) which i would just about be willing to spend, just. But...
The package doesn't actually include a ticket to the gig, so thats an extra £38 (£33 + £5 handling charge...),
And, you are not actually allowed to buy the 'Meet and Greet' tickets unless you're a member of the official fanclub, which is another £30 quid a year!

Crap.

[Yudster]

That's because Slash absolutely hates his fans Zoot.

[Zoot]

shurrup...

[catherine]

I've buggered my ankle which is a blessing because i was dreading work tomorrow and now i don't have to go.

[claradooblue]

Buggering your ankle is indeed a bugger. i'm fed up because it's still another full week before i get out of this country and today i feel so hungover that i'm actually still drunk i reckon. Not a good situation to be in. No siree.

[Sunny So Cal]

moms aren't supposed to be hung over!

Or we've more reason to be!

[Vivienne]

I am still having withdrawal symptoms from my medication. Tomorrow, I begin prescription number 3 from the dox, so hopefully this one will actually work.

[kendra k]

it's cute!

i need more coffee and i miss my guinea pig. i couldn't easily fit her in the box so i had to push. it was gross.

[S4B]

it's cute!

i need more coffee and i miss my guinea pig. i couldn't easily fit her in the box so i had to push. it was gross.

That is gross, thanks for sharing!

[Andy B]

I'm hungover from friday, party was great.

[S4B]

I cut myself shaving an errrr....... delicate area this morning! Soooo much blood and it stings!!!!

[Andy B]

*winces in pain*

You have my deepest sympathy.

Who's gonna kiss it better....?

*watches conversation go down the toilet*

[S4B]

No idea but any volunteers are welcome as saliva has great healing qualities! Have put baby oil on and it seems to have stopped gushing blood! Still VERY sore though.

[S4B]

Ah but the healing properties and the pleasure will far outweight any bacterial problems!

[Bonanzoid]

Who is now going to drag this topic back out of the gutter?

[S4B]

It wasn't in the gutter. I was in pain and bleeding! How is that in the gutter???

[MK Chris]

Maude is dead?? Sorry to hear that Kendra.