[Jacqueline]

Ewww, no!

My ex boyfriend thought he was related to Pat Sharp because his grandmother's surname was also Sharp

Then again, this is the bloke who thought that Buzz Lightyear was the second man on the moon.

This may sound made up, but he really said this when we were doing a pub quiz (y'know, the "let's lure them into a false sense of security by asking easier questions" thing)

[MK Chris]

This may sound made up

Probably, if it comes from you.

[Jacqueline]

Hehe i know I'm gonna get crap from you now, but I've changed

You're just sour cos you were the only one I didn't convince, and that's only because I went on your forum and you discovered me

However, I admitted it when I went to uni and stopped being a wanker, and you got on with me quite well after that.

Although Pat Sharp was quite funny on Fun House, but it wasn't as good as Finders Keepers with Neil Buchannan

[MK Chris]

You're just sour cos you were the only one I didn't convince

That's not how I remember it; I don't think anyone was particularly convinced.

I went on your forum and you discovered me

You have never been on 'my forum' to my knowledge.

However, I admitted it when I went to uni

Well done.

stopped being a wanker

That remains to be seen.

and you got on with me quite well after that.

I have never 'got on with you quite well.'

[Jacqueline]

You had a forum that you advertised on here in 2002/3/4 (I forget which year) that I joined, and that's how you found out that I was the same person.

I've stopped being a wanker compared to what I was before...perhaps still a bit of a dick, but not as much

My ex boyfriend was a little thick and did admit to it...

[MK Chris]

You had a forum that you advertised on here in 2002/3/4

I have never had a forum that I've advertised on here.

Unless you are thinking of Sidders.

that's how you found out that I was the same person.

I believe that was just the proof; suspicions were aroused well before then.

[Jacqueline]

OK, I got confused...it was Sidla...apologies

Yes, but I admit, I was a wanker, I was * in the head...still am but not as much

Could you give me another chance?

I've apologised...I was an arse before. I want to prove myself?

Check my recent posts- the only ones I haven't had a genuine reason for posting were those where I am defending myself...I could do it on PM, but I want to prove myself. I am no longer posting one word posts, and you have to admit, the Jesus post, although started as spam and eventually got posted, was a long running post where there were genuine discussions on religion, and it was through no fault of my own that people like to have good arguments about religion. When people disagree it makes more interesting reading in my opinion. There are some good sites I go on- the main being a Harry Potter website, where they have some excellent debates that I join in with- some people on here will enjoy it due to the pure debating that they have.

www.cosforums.com

You don't have to join in with the HP debate, but scroll down to the bottom there is a section to debate current affairs. My name on there is Schlubalybub

[Jacqueline]

I meant the Jesus thread got closed not posted...

[catherine]

Jacque, baby bear, Jacqueline I'm sure you are a lovely girl and you do come across as very nice and quite smart, but the only thing getting on my tits about you is that you post shit loads. I mean, you only really started posting yesterday, on this account, and already you have 60 posts to your name. I don't mean to give you a telling off, and if anything I would like you to stick around but sooner or later people are going to get a tad bored of you posting so much with nothing that important to say. I don't want to tell you how much to post but i'd rather you hear it off me in a nice way, then in some bitchy remark off somebody else.

[S4B]

Thank you Cat, I was about to be bitchy!

[Yudster]

Round of applause for the ASBO girl.

[Sunny So Cal]

Wow. What a remarkable display of self-restraint.

[Andy B]

I post loads and rarely have anything of interest to say. Just the odd sarcastic or glib remark mainly.

II think moaning about someone posting too much is a bit weird.....true if they were spamming then maybe but so far I've not seen one post that wasn't related either to the topic or to the preceeding post.

And I do NOT look like Pat Sharp. And I am NOT CUTE!

Oh and I don't think I've ever heard a girl refer to themselves as a wanker before.......odd.

[Yudster]

Yeh well, she's only just had the electronic tag and the mouth restraints removed. No sense in getting violent this soon is there!

[Yudster]

And I do NOT look like Pat Sharp. And I am NOT CUTE!

Yes you do, and no, you aren't - and your * timing sucks too!

[S4B]

Making me smile is the way Jacqueline is avoiding this thread now!

[Jacqueline]

No, I'm not, I was just on another forum!

I try and make my posts relevant now...

I always refer to myself as a wanker...i was horrid to some people on this site before I grew up.

[S4B]

You were not on another forum you were posting in the Beautiful people thread so you were obviously on this forum. Don't lie.

[Andy B]

Um I post on multiple forums at the same time. It is possible...for instance right now I'm also on one about fish.

[S4B]

Andy I meant she posted a few times in the other thread while she was "on another forum". Don't you start! You're just mad cos I said you were cute

[S4B]

Oh and sorry for double post but why are you on a fish forum?

[Jacqueline]

I'm not lying because as I was reading your thread I hadn't posted for a couple of hours. I know I left for a couple of hours and was on other sites. When I read it I hadn't been there for a few hours. I think all of my posts have been relevant...if not I can leave if you like?

I know some people want me to leave again, so I wish I could make you all happy

[S4B]

I don't really care if you stay or go, you're vaguely dull but at least your spelling and grammar are up to scratch. Stop flooding the boards with mindless crap - that's my job!

[Jacqueline]

So I posted a couple of posts in different threads within a minute, it doesn't mean I am spamming the forum.'ve spammed the forum before and know it's not acceptable. Posting quickly is different from spamming

[S4B]

Posting crap is worse than spamming!