Off-topic chat. May contain offensive language or images.
User avatar
By Vivienne
#304858
I had meant SCRUMMY... that was a typo... I had you down as non-caffeine number, Cons., and I was right! :-)
User avatar
By Vivienne
#304863
Hilarious, foots... I meant he had struck me as a disciplined person who would more likely have bottled water, etc., etc.
User avatar
By Console
#304864
Viv 113 wrote:Hilarious, foots... I meant he had struck me as a disciplined person who would more likely have bottled water, etc., etc.


I don't drink mineral water.
User avatar
By MK Chris
#304865
foot-loose wrote:Starbucks comes under the same heading as Subway in my book - pointless expensive faffing about for a coffee.

You are correct about Starbucks (though they served one purpose; A did a good song about them), but incorrect about Subway. So there.

Console wrote:
Viv 113 wrote:the coffee is scummy tho'


Indeed, it makes me want to wretch everytime I go past a coffee shop; we've got Costa's 'round here, and I honestly believe that if I were physically sick outside the place it would improve the odour significantly.

I don't disagree. I'd not like to be there though.

Viv 113 wrote:I had you down as non-caffeine number, Cons., and I was right! :-)

I also hate coffee, but I do like some forms of caffeine (like Red Bull.)
User avatar
By Vivienne
#304867
Console wrote:
Viv 113 wrote:Hilarious, foots... I meant he had struck me as a disciplined person who would more likely have bottled water, etc., etc.


I don't drink mineral water.
Just be grateful you got a compliment rather than an insult.
User avatar
By Console
#304868
Where was the compliment?

Viv 113 wrote:did I say "mineral" water had to be in the bottles.


No, but you don't usually get tap water in bottles, unless it's being sold by Coca-Cola.
User avatar
By Vivienne
#304869
I had suggested you were disciplined.

You get bottles with tap water in them if you fill them with tap water... that's what I do.

Must you be so difficult all the time.
User avatar
By Console
#304870
Viv 113 wrote:I had suggested you were disciplined.


You know, it's not so long ago that you would have called me that as an insult.

Viv 113 wrote:Must you be so difficult all the time.


Yes, it's much more fun that way.
User avatar
By Vivienne
#304871
disciplined is different from excessive amounts of fuss/pedanticness.

It's typical of you to start off chatting normally, then take a turn into playing with my brain.
User avatar
By MK Chris
#304872
Viv 113 wrote:pedanticness

Pedantry...
User avatar
By DemonHorse
#304876
For once I disagree (shocking!), as I've even called it Pedantry myself in the past.

Can't go into any of those coffee chains either, only small local cafe type places (Ilkeston has a surprisingly good one for a drug-ridden chav-infested hellhole). I do like Subway, Greggs etc though.
User avatar
By Vivienne
#304877
well, I like the word pedanticness, and that's that. I'm not really a big sandwich fan. I don't really have a big enough mouth for some of these sandwiches.
User avatar
By MK Chris
#304882
Viv 113 wrote:well, I like the word pedanticness, and that's that. I'm not really a big sandwich fan. I don't really have a big enough mouth for some of these sandwiches.

You know, you don't have to swallow it whole; you were given teeth for a reason.

charlalottie wrote:I've got in a really bad mood cos of my driving lesson which always stresses me out

Why is that?
User avatar
By DemonHorse
#304885
Who was going to say that?

*looks innocent and points at Gaspode*
User avatar
By MK Chris
#304888
charlalottie wrote:Cos I can't drive.

That's because you're a woman.

Seriously though, no one can drive at first, that's why you have to have lessons, and even then you're not very good. I think you have to have been driving at least a year after passing before you can be considered any sort of decent driver.

They don't teach you to drive, they teach you to pass the test. The rest you work out for yourself afterwards.
User avatar
By Vivienne
#304889
Topher wrote:
Viv 113 wrote:You know, you don't have to swallow it whole; you were given teeth for a reason.

Really, Tophs? I never knew that was the purpose to teeth.. thanx for that.
User avatar
By Vivienne
#304891
Topher wrote:
charlalottie wrote:Cos I can't drive.

That's because you're a woman.

.
How condescending. We can multi-task as women.. you lot can't. In fact, you lot are not much use for anything.
User avatar
By foot-loose
#304892
Viv 113 wrote:At least Scott Mills is on soon :-)

you ask for trouble.

charlalottie wrote:Cos I can't drive. If anyone says its because I'm a woman I will personally come over and rip your balls off.

aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha. Class.
  • 1
  • 18
  • 19
  • 20
  • 21
  • 22
  • 25