Off-topic chat. May contain offensive language or images.
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By se7en
#197123
Quincy wrote:from someone who cant spell seven


You got me sugartits, can i borrow yer burberry cap sometime??
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By Quincy
#197125
no my daughter courtney bought it for me as a present. well her mum chelsea actually bought it but she said it was from her anyway. ok im off to smash up some grungers with a cricket bat.
By stingray
#197135
Quincy wrote:no my daughter courtney bought it for me as a present. well her mum chelsea actually bought it but she said it was from her anyway. ok im off to smash up some grungers with a cricket bat.


i find a baseball bat and hoodie works much better
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By Quincy
#197137
the hoodie is not a deadly weapon though is it? and i cant celebrate my grunger bashing after by smasing some 6's with a hoodie either.
By stingray
#197139
the hoodie is there to defend the cops from seeing your face (according to sky one anyway) the baseball bat is for the bashing
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By Quincy
#197143
cricket bat is better as it causes more damage due to the strength and integrity of the willow, it is also more widley available in the uk than the baseball bat. i use an indian head scarf to aviod detection from the boys in blue.
By stingray
#197147
how about a softball bat? thats stronger than a cricket bat and a baseball bat
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By Quincy
#197151
softball is for girls. you would be ridiculed for at least 54 seconds by your victims before they were unconcious.

the best way to avoid detection is to strap sausages to your fingers as you wont leave any fingerprints.
By stingray
#197152
but what type of sausages are talking about, so many varietys too choose from
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By Quincy
#197157
tesco value ones. they are so crap and small they are the perfect size for the average thugs fingers.

note: do not cook the produce before launching your attack as you are vunerable to attacks from dogs and hungry parrots.
By stingray
#197161
what if a random reader for example named john was reading this and didnt have a tesco's nearby and they didnt deliver online, what type of sausages should he buy then
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#197191
So thats what its like when two people sharing a braincell between them communicate.
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By Quincy
#197194
can you give it back please stingray?
By stingray
#197199
10 more mins please
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By FLAME
#197224
Arrrrrh the smell of promotion..... Cheers MC...



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Flame:- keeping it real for the masses 8)
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By Forumtroll
#197266
Qunincy's a Dork.

20 posts with his silly puss gibbering some rubbish liek some butt sniffing dork.
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By Forumtroll
#197272
The Effect of ur small smilie is completely dwarfed by the size of ur hugh grinning puss next to it.

You Git
By longman2
#197661
Dont diss the show it is the best thing on the radio. Flame should just FLAME OFF!!!!!!!!!!
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By FLAME
#197718
oh dear...

:twisted:

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Flame:- keeping it real for the masses 8)
By Lew
#197806
FLAME: why dont you put "Flame: keeping it real for the masses 8)" in your signature instead of typing it out every time?
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By DC
#197834
x-ema-x wrote:
quincys not a dork excuse me!!

He's quite the opposite. A beast!