[Smooth Criminal]

why would they suddenly vomit?



Gaspode do you spontaneously vomit?

Cos they are sitting on you and as you use this message board I'm guessing your no oil painting...

and well as for Gaspode, the end of his name speaks for itself!

Woof Woof Chris Moyles fans

[tombugler]

http://chrismoyles.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=10476

[Smooth Criminal]

http://chrismoyles.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=10476

Loser

[lilmissnaughty]

well i never really plan vomitting to be honest.

heehee excellent answer

the last couple of pages have been quite entertaining...keep going lads!

[Smooth Criminal]

I'm guessing by what I've read that Gaspode, Tom and Sidla love a good kebab. The reason I say this is because I hate kebabs and it makes sense that the food I hate is munched by the people I fail to warm to. I'm thinking they can't resist the urge to fill their large arses with poisoned meat as a result of too many bacardi breezers. Every week they can bee seen staggering around, joking and laughing at the poor twat who serve them that disgusting dog vomit but who secretly wee themselves, knowing Gassy, Tommy n Siddy are heading for planet gut rot.

Maybe the burning torrent of arse blood will remind you three what message borad hungry weirdos you are.

At the same time though, i'm loving my new home and all you guys.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i would like to state i have never shoved a kebab up my arse.

this guy thinks hes clever doesnt he? bless his cotton penis warmer.

[Smooth Criminal]

i would like to state i have never shoved a kebab up my arse.

this guy thinks hes clever doesnt he? bless his cotton penis warmer.

Well your about as amusing as genital warts which refuse to be treated.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i'm sure you'd know.

[Smooth Criminal]

i'm sure you'd know.

You mean your sure you'd know!

We've all been reading the papers about all that gay porn found on your laptop but its okay.

We are all friends here at Chrismoyles.net.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

whats wrong with gay porn?

where is the love big chopper?

[Smooth Criminal]

Givvus a kiss bruv!

[fish heads]

We've all been reading the papers about all that gay porn found on your laptop but its okay.

Insult of the century

[Smooth Criminal]

I made a mental note never to read topics started by lilmissnaughty ever again.

3 pages later and it looks like that kebab has got to you Sid....

I bet your sitting there with your tan, medallion, blow dryed hair, shiny shirts and cheesy grin loving this thread.

[Smooth Criminal]

We've all been reading the papers about all that gay porn found on your laptop but its okay.

Insult of the century

to who? you? - oh no! they didn't find images of a gay threesome involving boy george, father jack and lassie on your machine too, did they?

Oh and I meant to say in my previous post that this thread is on its 4th not 3rd page now...

[fish heads]

to who? you?

No, just in general. Must have taken real wit to make up such an excellent insult

[Smooth Criminal]

to who? you?

No, just in general. Must have taken real wit to make up such an excellent insult

Big Chopper is the name, please to meet you. You really got think of better comeback than that.

Seriously Fishy if you cant come out and play then maybe you should stay indoors and perish due to malnutrition whilst sitting on your large, socially-retarded arse, looking through your very thick spectacles at your neon-glowing, water-cooled, hyper-drive, 297 million gb and five kilo bite, turbo-sports hyper-computer that you've spent the last 10 years building!

Oh and Fishy... are you 55 with a receding hairline and barely a full set of teeth by any chance?

[fish heads]

You really got think of better comeback than that.

Well I clearly can't compete with you, so why try eh?

[Smooth Criminal]

You really got think of better comeback than that.

Well I clearly can't compete with you, so why try eh?

If I could give you one piece of advice Fishy, to never give up, would be it!

So always try your best because you can cause a stink too fishy!! - oh and always wear sunscreen!

[Uglybob]

to lilmissnaughty, your link, who is fred

[lilmissnaughty]

I'm Fred - short for Frederika

[fish heads]

I hope "Fishy" is noting this down wherever he or she is.

[Uglybob]

I'm Fred - short for Frederika

and your 33

[lilmissnaughty]

Yes I am, why?

[Uglybob]

nah just good, it brings our average age up a bit. too many 15 year olds on here

[lilmissnaughty]

I'd noticed