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By Yudster
#332026
...held a snake? Yes, used to have one

...kissed a member of the same sex? (family don't count) Yes

...sworn at the TV? I expect so....

...had a drunken injury? No

...used food as a sex aid? No

...put up a shelf? Yes - it fell down again though

...had a part of your body pierced - excluding your ears? No

...used a fire extinguisher? No - well, not to put out a fire anyway

...taught a class? Yes

...eaten a whole chili? No

...drank absinth? No, my brain is vulnerable enough thanks

...vomited on a partner? No, but it's been close on occasion....

...been caught having sex? Yes

...phoned 999? Yes

...baked bread? Yes - won prizes for it too

...been fishing? Yes

...watched a carry-on movie all the way through? Yes

...visited the USA? Twice
By wurzel
#332032
...held a snake? No

...kissed a member of the same sex? (family don't count) as a very drunken dare!!!

...sworn at the TV? Yes, Yesterday was the last time

...had a drunken injury? Don't think so, but i once walked into a window mistaking it for an open door!

...used food as a sex aid? Not food, but drink (alcohol)

...put up a shelf? No, Don't do DIY

...had a part of your body pierced - excluding your ears? No, but i did chop the top of my thumb off when i was 2!

...used a fire extinguisher? No

...taught a class? Yeah

...eaten a whole chili? No (unless you mean the meal Chilli con carne?)

...drank absinth? Yes

...vomited on a partner? Luckily not

...been caught having sex? No, although a used condom was found

...phoned 999? Yes

...baked bread? Might've done in school during food tech

...been fishing? No. Never have, never will

...watched a carry-on movie all the way through? No, and I try not to!

...visited the USA? No. Want to though
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By Zoot
#332070
...held a snake?

Yep, just last Saturday infact

...kissed a member of the same sex? (family don't count)

Yea... 'fraid so

...sworn at the TV?

Yep, everytime an iceland advert comes on

...had a drunken injury?

Yea, nearly cut my stomach open opening a bottle of wine once

...used food as a sex aid?

Yea

...put up a shelf?

Yea, only once though. Nearly broke my dad's drill doing it

...had a part of your body pierced - excluding your ears?

Yea, my bottom lip

...used a fire extinguisher?

No

...taught a class?

Yea, for work experience

...eaten a whole chili?

...drank absinth?

Yea. Never again.

...vomited on a partner?

No, but I've been vomited on by a partner

...been caught having sex?

Yea

...phoned 999?

Yea, a couple of times.

...baked bread?

Yep, quite often

...been fishing?

No, although I've been Crabbing many times (Not the same as dogging....)

...watched a carry-on movie all the way through?

Yea, possibly seen all of them

...visited the USA?

Twice, and hopefully going again at the end of the year
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By MK Chris
#332071
Zoot wrote:
...kissed a member of the same sex? (family don't count)

Yea... 'fraid so

Shh.. I told you not to mention that!

Zoot wrote:I've been Crabbing many times (Not the same as dogging....)

I heard it was similar but more infections?
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By MK Chris
#332091
I did actually mean "infections", but "infectious" would have worked better, in hindsight.
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By Zoot
#333109
Have you ever...

... ridden a motorbike?

... broke a bone?

... had a food fight?

... had a water fight?

... fancied a friends mother/father?

... eaten one of the following - Crocodile, Horse, Snails, Ostrich, Kangaroo?

... Seen one of C.M show team in the flesh?

... Streaked in public?

... eaten black pudding?

... seen a Polar Bear in real life?

... stolen anything?

... come across the phenomena of 'Rat Kings'?
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By Yudster
#333113
... ridden a motorbike? Yes
... broke a bone? Possibly, I've just been told I should get an x-ray!

... had a food fight? Oh god yes

... had a water fight? Many

... fancied a friends mother/father? No

... eaten one of the following - Crocodile, Horse, Snails, Ostrich, Kangaroo? Yes - horse, snails, and ostrich

... Seen one of C.M show team in the flesh? No

... Streaked in public? Not deliberately

... eaten black pudding? Yes - not keen to be honest

... seen a Polar Bear in real life? Well in a zoo!

... stolen anything? No - I even told them when the checkout was broken in Sainsbury's and only registerd a third of my purchases. I'm a fool.

... come across the phenomena of 'Rat Kings'? No, please explain!
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By MK Chris
#333119
Zoot wrote:... ridden a motorbike?

Only one of my relatives in Canada's bikes - you know the miniature ones.. still had an engine and everything. I rode it into the wood pile!

Zoot wrote:... broke a bone?

Yes, my wrist. It was when my brother was very young and there were stair gates up. I told everyone that I tripped over it (it had a door on it, but a bar running underneath), but what I'd actually done was stood on it and fell off, obviously putting my hand out to break my fall. I went an entire weekend with my mum telling me I'd just sprained it, but in actual fact it was broken (not badly though.) I may still have the cast somewhere.

Zoot wrote:... had a food fight?

You're joking, I like my food too much!

Zoot wrote:... had a water fight?

Yes, many a time. They usually started off with those Super Soaker guns (how good were they?!) and progressed to water balloons and buckets.

Zoot wrote:... fancied a friends mother/father?

No.

Zoot wrote:... eaten one of the following - Crocodile, Horse, Snails, Ostrich, Kangaroo?

No, but I'd love to try all of them (with the exception of snails.) Mrs Topher has had kangaroo.

Zoot wrote:... Seen one of C.M show team in the flesh?

Yep, on Moyles' first book signing tour.

Zoot wrote:... Streaked in public?

No, but I reckon I would for charity or something.

Zoot wrote:... eaten black pudding?

Of course! A fry up is incomplete without it.

Zoot wrote:... seen a Polar Bear in real life?

I think in a zoo.

Zoot wrote:... stolen anything?

Yeah, I took a Fudge bar from the village shop once and felt so guilty afterwards, I couldn't bring myself to go in again until it changed hands a few years later.

Zoot wrote:... come across the phenomena of 'Rat Kings'?

No. In fact, I'd never heard of it until you mentioned it.
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By geek
#333137
... ridden a motorbike?nope

... broke a bone?nope but I have dislocated my hip

... had a food fight?nope

... had a water fight?aye many times

... fancied a friends mother/father?nope

... eaten one of the following - Crocodile, Horse, Snails, Ostrich, Kangaroo?snail - didnt like it though

... Seen one of C.M show team in the flesh?nope

... Streaked in public?nope

... eaten black pudding?aye its lovely. had a black pudding roll last night actually

... seen a Polar Bear in real life?aye when I was at Busch Gardens last year

... stolen anything?nope

... come across the phenomena of 'Rat Kings'?no...never heard of it until there
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By Andy B
#333142
been involved in a car crash? - Yes but only a minor one

... killed something to eat? - no

... been chucked out of a pub/club? - yes, several. Some of which I was DJing at

... been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex? - Yes, while DJing

... performed a sexual act at work? - yes

... had a criminal record? - Has anyone done the "Message in a Bottle" gag yet?

... made pasta from scratch? - Yes badly

... shouted at your boss? - yes

... drank a raw egg? - no

... been fired from a job? - nearly all

... repaired something with a paperclip? - yes

... performed a sexual act in a cinema? - yes

... sold something you've made? - no

... had a conversation with a 'celebrity'? - yes, I live in London, you can't move for celebrities

... cut your own hair? - yes, that was a mistake!

... eaten raw meat? - yes

... had road rage? - don't drive, I get pedestrian rage though where I wish I could vaporise all slow walking people

... performed live infront of more than 50 people? - yes 8500 is my biggest crowd

... been knocked out? - nope

... cried at a movie?[/quote] - yes
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By Andy B
#333143
Here's some more -

...held a snake? - yes several

...kissed a member of the same sex? (family don't count) - yup

...sworn at the TV? - all the time

...had a drunken injury? - too many to count

...used food as a sex aid? - yes

...put up a shelf? - yes

...had a part of your body pierced - excluding your ears? - yes

...used a fire extinguisher? - yes

...taught a class? - yes

...eaten a whole chili? - yes

...drank absinth? - yes

...vomited on a partner? - yes

...been caught having sex? - yes several times

...phoned 999? - yes

...baked bread? - no

...been fishing? - yes

...watched a carry-on movie all the way through? - yes

...visited the USA? - yes
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By Andy B
#333144
... ridden a motorbike? - yes

... broke a bone? - no

... had a food fight? - yes

... had a water fight? - yes

... fancied a friends mother/father? - yes

... eaten one of the following - Crocodile, Horse, Snails, Ostrich, Kangaroo? - not eatne horse, all the others, yes.

... Seen one of C.M show team in the flesh? - all of them

... Streaked in public? - several times

... eaten black pudding? - yup, love it

... seen a Polar Bear in real life? - yes if you count at the zoo

... stolen anything? - loads of stuff

... come across the phenomena of 'Rat Kings'? - no idea what you are on about here....
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By Zoot
#333145
Console - you must know what a rat king is, do you?
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By Console
#333164
Zoot wrote:Console - you must know what a rat king is, do you?


I know that there's a Rat King in The Nutcracker, and another in Teenage Mutant Hero/Ninja Turtles.
By Ezza
#333170
.. ridden a motorbike? - nope. been on those arcade things though. they're fun.

... broke a bone? - nope.

... had a food fight? - yeah.

... had a water fight? - haha. yes.

... fancied a friends mother/father? - nope.

... eaten one of the following - Crocodile, Horse, Snails, Ostrich, Kangaroo? - nope.

... Seen one of C.M show team in the flesh? - nope.

... Streaked in public? - nope.

... eaten black pudding? - eww no.

... seen a Polar Bear in real life? - nope.

... stolen anything? - yes.. penny sweets. I'm a good girl really.

... come across the phenomena of 'Rat Kings'? - nope.
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By MK Chris
#333175
Ezza wrote:... eaten black pudding? - eww no.

How do you know you don't like it if you haven't tried it?
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By MK Chris
#333179
Ah, shite. Could someone please up me a square bracket and quotation mark..? [Done]
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By unclejoesmintballs
#333181
... ridden a motorbike? yes many

... broke a bone? ironicaly on a motor bike

... had a food fight? yes very messy

... had a water fight? yes

... fancied a friends mother/father? no

... eaten one of the following - Crocodile, Horse, Snails, Ostrich, Kangaroo? kangaroo

... Seen one of C.M show team in the flesh? no

... Streaked in public? yes i was very drunk

... eaten black pudding? no mingin

... seen a Polar Bear in real life? in a zoo yes

... stolen anything? no

... come across the phenomena of 'Rat Kings'? no
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By tom greeni
#333236
... ridden a motorbike? - Yes In Germany !

... broke a bone? - No

... had a food fight? - No

... had a water fight? - Yes

... fancied a friends mother/father? - Nope

... eaten one of the following - Crocodile, Horse, Snails, Ostrich, Kangaroo? - Crocodile Thats the only one

... Seen one of C.M show team in the flesh? - Nope, Proper gelous of anyone that has :?

... Streaked in public? - Once, By accident

... eaten black pudding? - yup, It's great

... seen a Polar Bear in real life? - yes In a zoo

... stolen anything? - No, Don't have the balls

... come across the phenomena of 'Rat Kings'? - What Is Rat Kings ?
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By Nicola_Red
#333258
Have you ever...

... ridden a motorbike?

No, actually, I haven't.

... broke a bone?

Not accidentally. When I had my leg lengthened, they did it by breaking my femur. So it's not really how most people break a bone...

... had a food fight?

Not that I can recall...

... had a water fight?

Oh yeah, all the time when we were kids.

... fancied a friends mother/father?

*thinks* nope, not to my recollection. My friends fancy my mum all the time, tho...

... eaten one of the following - Crocodile, Horse, Snails, Ostrich, Kangaroo?

Haha, Good Lord no!

... Seen one of C.M show team in the flesh?

No, alas. I've met Edith, Mark and Lard and that's the closest I've got.

... Streaked in public?

Definitely not

... eaten black pudding?

I dunno if I was ever given it as a kid, but not that I remember.

... seen a Polar Bear in real life?

Nope

... stolen anything?

Oh aye, just bits of very minor shoplifting, magazines hidden inside newspapers and the like.

... come across the phenomena of 'Rat Kings'?

The what? Well, that'd be a no I s'pose!