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By rustybike
#356671
Blimey, she's grown! She's turning into a beautiful young lady.

I stupidly showed Mrs RB the videos and now, like a child, she's demanding a puppy. God dammit.
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By Yudster
#356676
Surely your new landlord will support you in your refusal to get a puppy?

Foots, she's growing - stop her doing that.
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By kendra k
#356702
I bet if you stop feeding her, that might help. (Don't actually do that.)

That rubber brush video is totally "Awwwww"tastic.
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By S4B
#356710
she is absolutely beautiful Footy.

Also..........

Do you live in a fecking mansion?
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By Sunny So Cal
#356713
rustybike wrote:I stupidly showed Mrs RB the videos and now, like a child, she's demanding a puppy. God dammit.


Tell her you're planning a romantic weekend getaway...Then take her to Glasgow to scoop out puppy deposits in Foots' back garden. I'm fairly certain her interest will wane. If not, bring along her favourite pair of shoes and leave them within Abbey's easy reach. Problem solved.
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By rustybike
#356749
Yudster wrote:Surely your new landlord will support you in your refusal to get a puppy?


I'm assuming so. I don't know many landlords who like animals. Although I still might ask about pets when we're in see what he thinks as I would eventually like to have an animal in the flat.

Sunny So Cal wrote:Tell her you're planning a romantic weekend getaway...Then take her to Glasgow to scoop out puppy deposits in Foots' back garden. I'm fairly certain her interest will wane. If not, bring along her favourite pair of shoes and leave them within Abbey's easy reach. Problem solved.


hehehehe... good idea.
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By Vivienne
#356759
She's lovely, Foots! But she seems a bit thin. Her hips bones are jutting out a bit.
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By Boboff
#356765
S4B wrote:she is absolutely beautiful Footy.

Also..........

Do you live in a fecking mansion?



A mansion with Stone clad built in fireplace and entertainment corner unit with laminate flooring no less !

Nice dog .
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By Vivienne
#356766
I noticed the house too. It's worthy of being in actual "Hello" magazine. :-)
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By foot-loose
#356768
Sunny So Cal wrote:Tell her you're planning a romantic weekend getaway...Then take her to Glasgow to scoop out puppy deposits in Foots' back garden. I'm fairly certain her interest will wane. If not, bring along her favourite pair of shoes and leave them within Abbey's easy reach. Problem solved.

We have a bucket of the stuff - I don't know why. Dad seems to be collecting it.

Vivienne wrote:She's lovely, Foots! But she seems a bit thin. Her hips bones are jutting out a bit.

She's the right weight. The vet is happy with her, so I am as well.

She has a lot of extra skin though, it looks like her jacket is too big for her. She will grow into it though, I'm sure.
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By rustybike
#356785
foot-loose wrote:
Sunny So Cal wrote:Tell her you're planning a romantic weekend getaway...Then take her to Glasgow to scoop out puppy deposits in Foots' back garden. I'm fairly certain her interest will wane. If not, bring along her favourite pair of shoes and leave them within Abbey's easy reach. Problem solved.

We have a bucket of the stuff - I don't know why. Dad seems to be collecting it.


You sure your dad isn't mistaking dog poop for horse poop? (i.e. Being good for the roses)?
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By Sunny So Cal
#356797
foot-loose wrote:
Sunny So Cal wrote:Tell her you're planning a romantic weekend getaway...Then take her to Glasgow to scoop out puppy deposits in Foots' back garden. I'm fairly certain her interest will wane. If not, bring along her favourite pair of shoes and leave them within Abbey's easy reach. Problem solved.

We have a bucket of the stuff - I don't know why. Dad seems to be collecting it.


Perhaps you should interest him in something a little less fetid? For instance, stamps or coins?
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By Sunny So Cal
#359265
Wow. She's gotten so big already. I love the top two. She's sitting like a girl, with her legs off to the side!

Oh! You guys did decide to spell her name without the 'e'?
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By S4B
#359267
I love puppies when their paws are just too big for their bodies. She really is gorgeous Foots
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By foot-loose
#359269
Sunny So Cal wrote:Oh! You guys did decide to spell her name without the 'e'?

WE didn't decide. It was decided for me.

*tuts*
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By Sunny So Cal
#359271
Ah. I liked 'Abbey' and as her tag is a bell shape, it would have been apt. She's just darling!
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By rustybike
#359292
Woah ho ho! She's gotten so big!! What a beautiful young lady she's turning into.
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By Bruvva
#359300
rustybike wrote:What a beautiful young lady she's turning into.


It's a dog. Dogs don't turn into beautiful young ladies.......Unless you've had about 6 pints.
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By Yudster
#359309
She is lovely.
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By rustybike
#359333
Bruvva wrote:
rustybike wrote:What a beautiful young lady she's turning into.


It's a dog. Dogs don't turn into beautiful young ladies.......Unless you've had about 6 pints.


Dogs are part of the family for me; they are never "just dogs". That's just me. Abb(e)y to me is turning into a beautiful young lady. I don't see " just a dog".
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