[Blinko Glick]

When I left home, my mum said "Don't forget to write", I thought, "That's unlikely"... It's a basic skill isn't it....



"Exit signs - they're on the way out aren't they?."

[Blinko Glick]

Elizabeth Fritzel attended Court today, after a large full cooked breakfast, I think someone could have told her she still had some Daddies sauce round her mouth!

Bad jokes not evil you heartless beast!

[foot-loose]

Elizabeth Fritzel attended Court today, after a large full cooked breakfast, I think someone could have told her she still had some Daddies sauce round her mouth!

Bad jokes not evil you heartless beast!

Booo.

I had a cracking one as well. The punchline was "one size fritz all!".

[Boboff]

If a woman finds it uncomfortable watching you masturbate do you

A:Think you need more time together
B:Think she is a prude
or
C:Think she should sit somewhere else on the bus.

[nicowoodcock]

The magic tractor went down the road and turned into a field.

[Bonanzoid]

Baby seals walks into a club...

Dyslexic walks into a bra...

[Ezza]

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It drove down the road and turned into a field.

The magic tractor went down the road and turned into a field.

Tit.

[nicowoodcock]

Woops.

Sorry..

[Yudster]

Blinko Glick has been accessing Tim Vine's material.

[Blinko Glick]

Yes, brill innit?

[Yudster]

I will admit to a certain admiration of Mr Vine's work.