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By MK Chris
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S4B wrote:Zavvi aren't accepting vouchers! You have to send them to the administrators and see if you get anything back!

I know this. Are you surprised? They possibly sold vouchers for longer than they should have done, but I'd imagine most administrators would do the same.

Munki Bhoy wrote:watching Michael McIntyre

The passport photo bit had me in stitches, but the whole thing is very funny. He's a far better observational comedian than Peter Kay.

Frankie Boyle's DVD is also hilarious by the way.

I got Spaced in the end (for £7.99, most of the boxes said £9.99, but I found one with £7.99 on) - as well as Candyman, The Bank Job, Unleashed, The Big Lebowski, The Long Good Friday, The Manchurian Candidate, Clerks, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Hellboy and Juno - not bad. Although there could be some rubbish in that, the only ones I've seen are Candyman and The Bank job.
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By Yudster
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I like both of your new boots Cat, but you might have been better off getting a matched pair.

Frankie Boyle's comedy is nasty. I feel dirty when I laugh at him.
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By SAV1OUR
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Top Gear Vietnamese special, very funny, they really make all three of them look total idiots for their whopping great salaries. Great telly.
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[quote="Topher"Frankie Boyle's DVD is also hilarious by the way.[/quote]


I really wanted this for Christmas but didn't get it. Saw it is currently a tenner in HMV so may pick it up from there in the New Year. I also wanted Sean Lock's DVD as I find he is quite funny too.

I did get Lee Evans Live at O2 which is best DVD since the Live In Scotland DVD.
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By ladbroke
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SAV1OUR wrote:Top Gear Vietnamese special, very funny, they really make all three of them look total idiots for their whopping great salaries. Great telly.


I only watched this today, but didn't think they looked idiots for earning huge salaries. It's just the way it is. An average salary in Vietnam is significantly less than the salary of a TV presenter in the UK. Not really embarrasing.
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By Bonanzoid
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Now, as sad and probably childish as this is, I just don't care.

Making me smile is the fact after all the stick my brother gave me about being shit at Fifa 09, I beat him 3 times in a row and he went away in a huff. Result!
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By Boboff
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easy_to_please wrote:Making me laugh right now and many days are UK idioms. It makes me wonder if there is anything like that I could ever say that would make UK people laugh just by hearing it.



Anything using the word Fanny should just about do it my good man.

let me explain


"Ow, what a pain I sat in a pool of water the crabs had washed in, and now my fanny smells of fish"

You mean, your bottom has taken on the scent of crabs, we think you have said your lala* stinks of fish, halarriaryarse.

* changed from * to spare blushes.
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By Yudster
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I find many (not all!!!) Americans regularly say things which induce immediate hysterical laughter in most normal people.
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Bonanzoid wrote:Making me smile is the fact after all the stick my brother gave me about being shit at Fifa 09, I beat him 3 times in a row and he went away in a huff. Result!


Nice to be home then, Bonan?

Yudster wrote:I find many (not all!!!) Americans regularly say things which induce immediate hysterical laughter in most normal people.


Oh, blow it out your arse, normo.
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By Boboff
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Spice world the Movie was on this morning.

That is a classic, it is really funny.

Best line was from Victoria

Midwife " How far Dilated is she?"

Vic "Not that much she only had one Gin and Orange !"

I didn't really sus it was a spoof back in the day, but with Meat loaf as Roadie and OO7 feedie a piglet from a bottle in a white robe it was classic.

They don't really show them doing the Gary Glitter cover much nowadays do they ?

Seriously guys, this is fantastic, I know you are all really clever and edumacted and from a generation programmed to hate the spice girls, but this is really a very funny film, up there with the likes of Peter Kay's thing, and the Office.

Make your new year, go watch it again it's great !
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By Yudster
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I have always loved that movie - on what level was it ever anything other than a massive piss take?! The music is good too - The Spice Girls were great.
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By Bonanzoid
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Sunny So Cal wrote:
Bonanzoid wrote:Making me smile is the fact after all the stick my brother gave me about being shit at Fifa 09, I beat him 3 times in a row and he went away in a huff. Result!


Nice to be home then, Bonan?


To a degree. I don't like living at home again after having my own flat for almost 4 months. It feels a bit restrictive. And it's insanely cold. But apart from that it's great to be back, I've barely been sober!
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By MK Chris
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I caught the beginning of Robin Hood before I had to go out - great film.
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By Andy B
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What the one with Kevin Costner? S'rubbish. Only good thing about that film is Alan Rickman.
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By MK Chris
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Nope, the one with... that fox.
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By Andy B
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Topher wrote:Nope, the one with... that fox.

Oh that one. Yeah that one's good. When I was young my mum used to say I reminded her of the tortoise. The one with the big glasses. I was a geeky kid.
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