[foot-loose]

"Er hello you gave me some nuts the other night and I was wondering do you fancy coming back to my boudoir to sort out my window?"
Now that's a classy chat up line.

It wasnt nuts, it was a fairly sizable piece of wood.

"Awrite mate, you gave me wood the other night and I was wondering...."

Ok, thats not any better.

[scamp88]

Whats making me smile i Met the Moyle today!!

[S4B]

"Er hello you gave me some nuts the other night and I was wondering do you fancy coming back to my boudoir to sort out my window?"
Now that's a classy chat up line.

It wasnt nuts, it was a fairly sizable piece of wood.

"Awrite mate, you gave me wood the other night and I was wondering...."

Ok, thats not any better.

That made me laugh, laughing makes me feel better! do it again!

he wasnt there the second time.



(seriously though, what was I gonna say? "I dont know if these curtains will go with my room, why don't you come round after you're done here and tell me what you think?")

That's it keep going you're better than the NHS Foots

[foot-loose]

Your on the waiting list. I'll be with you in April 2009.

[S4B]

I'm feeling a bit better today and may actually eat something!

[MK Chris]

I sent my sister a link to this article, knowing she would want one and now I will be in trouble with her other half. Oh well.

[Yudster]

You'd need at least three to make a decent meal.

[Ballbag]

You could easily get 3 on a spit though Yuds......mmmmmmm... crackling.

[MK Chris]

You would only need one for a bit of bacon with a fry-up, though.

[Vivienne]

Today I feel better x 10 than yesterday! I feel like the Energizer Bunny this morning! And it's sunny now too!

[Zoot]

A spam email got through the net today, it read -

Greets (Zoot)
turn all the girls on with a large piece of manhood

Genius

[Vivienne]

Nothing is making me smile/laugh anymore this morning. I feel currently miserable. At least the sun is shining.

[S4B]

Cheer up Viv, Console's online surely that helps!

[Vivienne]

He's the problem this morning.

[S4B]

Awww is he not playing nicely? I just asked him to come to the chatroom but he seems to be busy.

[Vivienne]

Everything is fine now

[moonbeam]

What's making me laugh, i had a dream about Foot loose last night. We were chatting online then he randomly blurted out that he was going to iraq! and talking his dog with him...... Ok maybe its not that funny but it made me laugh!

[MK Chris]

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrNorAzRNfc][/youtube]

[foot-loose]

My dog won't leave the front garden let alone go to Iraq.

Frankly, I don't blame her, there are plenty other places I could go for a holiday destination where i'd imagine the life expectancy is slightly longer.

[S4B]

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrNorAzRNfc][/youtube]

THAT IS BRILLIANT!

[Vivienne]

It's very sunny today and quite warm. I have a swimming session organised for after I have been to the dox at 2:40 p.m., then I should be going to my friend's this evening for some wine

[paddybee]

family guy season 6, and people say that it got worse, still loving it

[Vivienne]

I had quite a peaceful weekend. Sunday was better than Saturday. Unfortunately, I am finding it quite difficult to get revved back up this morning.

[Ballbag]

Is it me or does Radio 1 newbie Greg James look a lot like JK and Joel?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/daytime/

(look quick, no doubt the dunder-heeds at the BBC will notice it soon)

[Vivienne]

God, he's actually nicer than I would have thought!