[foot-loose]

I have a job! Oh and Easter egg as well

Well done missus.

When do you start?

[Andy B]

For very childish reasons, this is making me laugh....

[Sunny So Cal]

Wow. A quad-state erection. I'll never view Kentucky, Indiana, Ohio and Pennsylvania the same again.

[Bruvva]

Maybe this should be under the "making me angry" thread but I just laughed when I saw it. That's a police MEDIC, folks. Obviously not too worried about people being beaten by his colleagues and having heart attacks just round the corner.

[Bruvva]

Bollocks

Seems the direct link won't work

http://www.flickr.com/photos/amjamjazz/3406353191/ instead.

[jocky85]

Anyway, making me smile the most today (and I know it's all around the internet today but hey..):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

They don't allow embedding. But it's worth watching - such a big '* YOU' to all the presuming twats in that room.

EVERYONE is talking about this. My aunt in Florida posted the link on her Facebook! It was brilliant. I think the Greek father and son were genius aswell!

[Munki Bhoy]

By the time it get's round to it though it could end up with being Eddie Murphy as Ribin Hood and Steve Martin as The Sherrif.

Well it'd be a very last-minute decision, as they film there tomorrow! I'm tempted to go have a snoop around as its only 5 minutes away.

Topher - I'm not sure about the whole Robin/Sherrif thing either. I think if you read some of the comments on the IMDB page they've come to the conclusion he won't be playing both parts, but who knows.

Anyway, making me smile the most today (and I know it's all around the internet today but hey..):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

They don't allow embedding. But it's worth watching - such a big '* YOU' to all the presuming twats in that room.

What? We all sing like that in Scotland, didn't you know that?

[S4B]

Well done Lottie. What job is it?

[S4B]

Bar girl would be more fun

[Munki Bhoy]

Pole girl would be more entertaining

[S4B]

You'd overbalance with that chest

[Munki Bhoy]

Joking aside, it's getting more popular as a keep fit exercise regime.

[Munki Bhoy]

I'm a cross trainer man personally. No pins and needles there!

[S4B]

I have a bit of an arse, that helps a bit. Anyway, if I hadn't learnt how to not topple over by now, I'd be screwed.

Not enough to counterbalance the chest sweets

[Munki Bhoy]

Not another thread bragging about breasts. How do I get into these?!

[Andy B]

The return of Reginald Perrn to the BBC with Martin Clunes in Leonard Rossiters title role. It could be either really good or really bad. As long as it's still got the hippo then I'll watch it.

Super.

Oh and I have a mate who can get a good discount on Poles if you want to practise LaLottie. You'll have thighs that can crush coconuts by the time you've learned to counter balance your chest sweets (whatever they are)

[Munki Bhoy]

In fairness it was S4 who brought up my jugs.

Well, at least she was very complimentary about them! Though like a typical girly you couldn't just take the compliment, you had to go and counter it with an arse comment.

Not that I see that as negative. A bigger arse can be very nice indeed.

[Sunny So Cal]

Chest sweets? Is that like stick-on candy and paint-on syrups?

[Johnny 1989]

Not another thread bragging about breasts. How do I get into these?!

Basically you undo the clasp on the bra... Oh, that's not what you meant, was it?

[Munki Bhoy]

Not another thread bragging about breasts. How do I get into these?!

Basically you undo the clasp on the bra... Oh, that's not what you meant, was it?

I'd love to claim I meant the double entendre... But then I'd look like I was being flirty again!

[Munki Bhoy]

The Graham Norton show on Dave just got introduced like this:

"Now on Dave, does she shut up? She never shuts up! Alesha Dixon is on the Graham Norton Show now."

Someone's been listening to parodies...

[Sunny So Cal]

Lottie, do you really want Andy's pole? You don't know where it's been!

[Munki Bhoy]

Well, having got into the conversation I figured complimenting as best I could without having seen them would be a nice way to go!

[Munki Bhoy]

I wasn't asking, don't worry! I'll take S4B's word for it!

[Sunny So Cal]

Sadly I don't have a picture of them, though if I did you'd have to queue up behind Ballsy.

Maybe if you did Balls would be on here more?