Off-topic chat. May contain offensive language or images.
User avatar
By Zoot
#301782
The word 'Berk' actually derived from 'Berkley Hunt', * Rhyming for, well, take a wild guess...
User avatar
By S4B
#301786
Oooh now I like that one Zooty. Don't get the rhyme though, maybe I'm just too innocent?

errr I'm struggling now, got up too early.

Oh I know

There are over 6 billion dust mites in the average bed!
By Ballbag
#301793
The word slut describes a dirty, untidy, or slovenly woman who is deemed sexually promiscuous in nature and it dates back to the 15th Century.
User avatar
By S4B
#301796
That's me honey although I neither date back to the 15th Century nor am I dirty (well not in the unwashed sense). My sluttishness is for books (in the main, although I seem to be deveolping an unhealthy taste for this website too! God I need to go back to work!)

fact for Catherine

14% of cat owners say that their cat is more important than their job! (confession: that one I did get from a newspaper a little while back!)
User avatar
By Yudster
#301797
In Arkansas it is a criminal offence to mispronounce the word "Arkansas".
User avatar
By Zoot
#301798
It is Illegal to eat Mince Pies on Christmas Day.
User avatar
By S4B
#301800
They should spell it as it sounds then! muppets. What punishment do you get Yuds? A fine, imprisonment or death?

Charlie Chaplin once won third place in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike competition.
User avatar
By Yudster
#301802
I can't remember which US state it was, but one passed a law just this year that it is an offence to be in a public place with any part of your underwear showing. I quite like that law, it would be great if all the chavs around here had to pull their trousers up.
User avatar
By foot-loose
#301804
Console wrote:I never liked that joke, no real mathematician would split up a squared number into its component parts, and then split them up even further by putting the derivative of 'R' in the middle of them; it's just silly. Also, why were they doing a derivative of 'R' when using 'X' is the convention in most cases; the only time you'd reasonably use 'R' is if you were creating circles, but then you wouldn't really care about the gradient of it (and I'm not entirely sure it can be derived anyway). Besides, for the derivate to be R^2 DR, the formula of the graph would have to be Y = (R^3 / 3) + c (they possibly state this in the show, I can't remember), which is obviously a curve and not a circle.

Console, you are one sexy beast.
User avatar
By S4B
#301807
Zoot wrote:It is Illegal to eat Mince Pies on Christmas Day.


What? Where? Why? I think this is a good thing if true cos I hate mince pies.

SWIMS is the longest word with 180 degree rotational symetry
User avatar
By MK Chris
#301816
Zoot wrote:The word 'Berk' actually derived from 'Berkley Hunt', * Rhyming for, well, take a wild guess...

Is that not common knowledge? It can also be pronounced 'Bark', which is the proper pronunciation for the full version.

S4B wrote:Charlie Chaplin once won third place in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike competition.

Yeah, I found that funny when I first heard it.

There are lots of silly ancient by-laws that have never been changed, I'm sure somewhere it's legal to shoot a Welshman with a bow and arrow or something. London Hackney cab drivers must carry a bale of hay and sack of oats in the boot.
User avatar
By S4B
#301818
The bow and arrow thing is bizarre I can't remember where it is however it is legal to hang a Welsman in Chester after dark!
User avatar
By S4B
#301862
Errr Lottie I think you should check that fact and get back to us! Speaking for the retail world that would mean you could drop something on the floor, pick it up and that wouldn't be stealing? Very dubious.

however it is a fact that
1 year is exactly 365 days 5 hours, 48 minutes and 54.4 seconds and yes Baggie I looked that one up!
User avatar
By S4B
#301872
Do you believe everything you're told honey?

a grasshopper needs a minimum air temp of 62 degrees farenheit before it can jump! Don't know what that is in new money!
User avatar
By foot-loose
#301874
each day is something like 23hrs and 56mins long - hence why we get a leap year every four years - to make up for the missing few minutes.
User avatar
By S4B
#301875
Not from my point of view it wouldn't I stack books on the floor!

Red Haired men are more likely to go bald than anyone else
User avatar
By MK Chris
#301881
foot-loose wrote:each day is something like 23hrs and 56mins long - hence why we get a leap year every four years - to make up for the missing few minutes.

Yeah, but that makes up for slightly too much of it, so some years ending 00 are not a leap year (though 2000 was). I'm not sure what the rule is for this, but it still means that once every several thousand years we are about a day out or something.
User avatar
By foot-loose
#301887
Topher wrote:
foot-loose wrote:each day is something like 23hrs and 56mins long - hence why we get a leap year every four years - to make up for the missing few minutes.

Yeah, but that makes up for slightly too much of it, so some years ending 00 are not a leap year (though 2000 was). I'm not sure what the rule is for this, but it still means that once every several thousand years we are about a day out or something.

Do we not add a second on every now and then - I remember seeing a video of the BBC 24 countdown to a new year and at 1 second to go, they let it run for two seconds - something about the atomic clocks being out by a second...?

charlalottie wrote:A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller due to the release of endorphins.
Found that out yesterday

Were you getting your rocks off at the time?
User avatar
By Console
#301890
Topher wrote:some years ending 00 are not a leap year (though 2000 was). I'm not sure what the rule is for this


It's any century that is divisible by 400 that isn't a leap year.
User avatar
By S4B
#301893
charlalottie wrote:A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller due to the release of endorphins.
Found that out yesterday as well as the spelling of endorphins not endolphins as I always thought it was.


Great fact lottie

Goes hand in hand with

Chocolate is a great substitute for sex as it releases the same endorphins as the female orgasm! - just imagine a chocolate induced orgasm girls
User avatar
By Console
#301894
foot-loose wrote:Do we not add a second on every now and then - I remember seeing a video of the BBC 24 countdown to a new year and at 1 second to go, they let it run for two seconds - something about the atomic clocks being out by a second...??


Yes we do, they're called leap seconds. We add a second because of the change of rotational speed of the Earth, but due to the variable nature of this deceleration there's not really a easy to state pattern to when we add these seconds. I think the last one was at the beginning of '06.
User avatar
By DemonHorse
#301919
Zoot wrote:Congratulations Console, you've just broken your own record for being pedantic.
Do you go to TV Conventions and mention these mistakes at Q and A sessions?

yeah because he's really ComicBookGuy from The Simpsons...

charlalottie wrote:A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller due to the release of endorphins.


Hence "I have a headache" NOT being a valid excuse for not having sex :D
User avatar
By Console
#301920
DemonHorse wrote:
Zoot wrote:Congratulations Console, you've just broken your own record for being pedantic.
Do you go to TV Conventions and mention these mistakes at Q and A sessions?

yeah because he's really ComicBookGuy from The Simpsons...


Worst deduction, ever!
User avatar
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#301936
Sir Sandy Dean was the first man to ever say the word "wrongness" and campaigned for it to be in the dictionary right up until his death in 1984.