[Yudster]

Is that not an insult in engerland?

It is now.

[nade]

Found this entry for "tube" on the urban dictionary.

tube:
Idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager.
Scots origin Glasgow urban slag

"See him he's a pure tube man !"
translates as "That chap is a proper fool"

[nade]

Just found this supposed "scottish translator": http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/scottish-translator.asp

[Ballbag]

hmmmm, so Bawbag really is Scottish for Ballbag.

[foot-loose]

See, it's th' other way roon they need th' translatur, nade - somethin' frae Scotch intae Engerlish.

hah.

[Sunny So Cal]

A tube of a lad that used to sit beside me in art class would model penises (penisee?) out of clay and stick them in my ear.

It hasn't affected me. No no. Not at all. Beep.

*gets dressed in drag*

I should have possibly stood up for myself more.

This is possibly one of the saddest things I've ever read...

Oh and Nade>>
http://www.akerbeltz.org/

[Ezza]

ever?

i'm sure theres gotta be more. somewhere..

[Sunny So Cal]

Oh all right, Ez. That statement does seem a bit disproportionate when put up against things like the mistreatment of veal calves, Canadians clubbing baby harp seals and the famine and genocide in Africa. I'll rescind it and say instead: Foots, how sad.

[foot-loose]

Have I told you my joke?

So a baby seal walks into a club...

[Sunny So Cal]

Yeah you have. Wasn't the punchline the club wielder gets a clay penis stuffed in his ear?

[Sunny So Cal]

This, by the way, isn't to be confused with clay pigeon shooting where one shoots at pigeons with clay.

[MK Chris]

Bear in mind that the person who thought clay pigeon shooting was shooting pigeons with clay is the same person who booked a skiing holiday and asked for a "sea view".

I told my sister about the clay pigeon thing and she replied saying "hahaha, even I know it's a fake pigeon... isn't it?"

Sometimes I despair.

[Sunny So Cal]

You can do that on the Big Island of Hawaii -- but other than that, I'm at a loss of where else you can have a 'sea view' when skiing. She seems like she'd be fun to hang out with just to see what other simple nonsense comes next.

[MK Chris]

She's a good laugh, she just comes out with some cracking blonde comments.

[foot-loose]

Bear in mind that the person who thought clay pigeon shooting was shooting pigeons with clay is the same person who booked a skiing holiday and asked for a "sea view".

"I asked for a room with a view."
"This is the view madam, yes yes, this is it."
"When I pay for a view, I expect somthing more interesting than that!"
"That is Torquay madam."
"Well its not good enough."
"Can I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom? Sydney Opera House perhaps? The hanging gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically..."
"I expected to see the sea!"
"You can see the sea! It's over there between the land and the sky!"
"I need a telescope to see that!"
"Well, can I suggest you move to a hotel closer to the sea?! Or preferably in it!"

[Yudster]

Baaaaaa-SIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[foot-loose]

KHAN!!!!

[MK Chris]

Que?

[S4B]

I know nnnuuuuthin' I from Barthelona!

[Sunny So Cal]

Manuel, there is too much Butter on those trays.

Que?

Too much Butter ON THOSE TRAYS.

No, Sir, not on-those-trays, it's une, dos, tres!

[kendra k]

you know, i never found faulty towers to be that funny, but i sort of find most things cleese touches to be tedious.

[Zoot]

you know, i never found faulty towers to be that funny, but i sort of find most things cleese touches to be tedious.

Thank you Kendra, I feel the same. Foot-Loose has flamed me for that opinion on a few occasions.

[kendra k]

i guess i should also own up to finding graham chapman to be hilarious and being an unabashed terry jones and michael palin fan. (the rest are very meh.)

[S4B]

you know, i never found faulty towers to be that funny, but i sort of find most things cleese touches to be tedious.

I have to be in the right mood but I do like Fawlty Towers - not as much as Black Books though I hasten to add

[kendra k]

I have to be in the right mood but I do like Fawlty Towers - not as much as Black Books though I hasten to add

you have to be in the right mood to like black books? you know... i couldn't get through the first dvd.