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By MK Chris
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foot-loose wrote:poor lads.
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By kendra k
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the bottom of my mug broke off as i was making tea, and the boiling water hit me. i had to go home and get new jeans. i got lovely little burns now.
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By Vivienne
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Topher wrote:That's not the attitude Yudwuk, where's your commitment?
Hear! Hear! I'd have made it in no matter what. :-)
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By MK Chris
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I was joking, Viv.
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By Yudster
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Zoot wrote:
S4B wrote:They LOVE me! I gave them jobs!


... what KIND of jobs???

8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
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By Andy B
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Yeah, you can usually eat stuff like that up to 5 days after it says use by...as long as you cook it thoroughly.....well I've never got ill.

I once accidentally made tea for everyone with milk that was 3 days past it's sell by date...everyone else started throwing up or running to the loo...I had no idea what was going on...didn't affect me!
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By MK Chris
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I have to play table tennis at the Open University tonight and while I know how to find the facilities themselves, once there it's an immense site and finding the particular building I need may prove tricky. Especially with a shit sense of direction like the one I possess.
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By foot-loose
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Topher wrote:I have to play table tennis at the Open University tonight and while I know how to find the facilities themselves, once there it's an immense site and finding the particular building I need may prove tricky. Especially with a shit sense of direction like the one I possess.

Plus, surely the game isn't going to be on until 4am? And it will have a sign language person for the deaf. And subtitles for the blind.
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By Yudster
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And surely it will take at least ten years to achieve the same result as you would have got at a normal university?
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By MK Chris
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foot-loose wrote:
Topher wrote:I have to play table tennis at the Open University tonight and while I know how to find the facilities themselves, once there it's an immense site and finding the particular building I need may prove tricky. Especially with a shit sense of direction like the one I possess.

Plus, surely the game isn't going to be on until 4am? And it will have a sign language person for the deaf. And subtitles for the blind.
Haha - they used to play in the same room as they filmed those early morning programmes.. but apparently they ruined the floor, so they were banned from there.
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By Yudster
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What's stopping you? And is it the fact that you can't (for whatever reason) go back, or uni itself that you hate?
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By Yudster
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Oh dear, what's gone wrong?
By Ezza
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The dentist who has only just returned from maternity leave, who decided it be would be really kind to put elastic bands in my mouth, connecting my top and bottom rows of teeth. Bitch. :)
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