- Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:26 pm
#199466
An old lady falls over outside Goodison and Moyes goes over to help. He asks the lady can she manage and she says ''F off I don't want the job!''
How many Evertonians does it take to change a light bulb? As many as you like, they will never see the light.
After Everton's crap start to the season I nailed my season ticket to the club gates in disgust. Next day I had a change of heart and went back for it - and some b***ard had nicked the nail.
Rumour has it that Everton have got a new sponsor: Tampax. The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period.
What's the difference between Nigel Martyn and a taxi driver? A taxi driver only lets in four at a time
Why does David Moyes keep visiting Argos? Because that is the only way he can pick up any Premier points
Whats the difference between Everton and a tea-bag? A tea bag stays in the cup longer
David Moyes goes into a building society to deposit some money. Whilst there, a robbery takes place, and David is knocked unconsious during the struggle. In a few minutes he comes round, but is still very confused,What, er, how, er, where am I? he mumbles. Relax. Your in the Nationwide says a paramedic. Moyes replies, Bloody Hell! You mean I've been asleep all season?
David Moyes went to the Everton Xmas party dressed as a pumpkin. Come midnight he still hadn't turned into a coach.