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By Quincy
#199368
possibly....

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his local pub

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His seat at goodison park (looks a bit to small to me, maybe he has the one next to it as well?)

he could well be in some of these pictures?...
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betti will be happy now.
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By Quincy
#199369
damn no edit facility. this one as well...

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By Dickie
#199372
Did you take that pub picture out of your window in Portsmouth Quincy?
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By Quincy
#199373
Dickie it cant be Portsmouth because far to many of the windows have not been smashed.
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By Dickie
#199374
Good point :)
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By DC
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Suprised the skydish is still there.
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By Adam
#199432
Doesnt the seat go back up ? ;)
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By Adam
#199433
Oh and its like Spot the ball but better. I'd put a grid on those pictures, if I could be bothered.
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By Quincy
#199466
An old lady falls over outside Goodison and Moyes goes over to help. He asks the lady can she manage and she says ''F off I don't want the job!''

How many Evertonians does it take to change a light bulb? As many as you like, they will never see the light.

After Everton's crap start to the season I nailed my season ticket to the club gates in disgust. Next day I had a change of heart and went back for it - and some b***ard had nicked the nail.

Rumour has it that Everton have got a new sponsor: Tampax. The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period.

What's the difference between Nigel Martyn and a taxi driver? A taxi driver only lets in four at a time

Why does David Moyes keep visiting Argos? Because that is the only way he can pick up any Premier points

Whats the difference between Everton and a tea-bag? A tea bag stays in the cup longer

David Moyes goes into a building society to deposit some money. Whilst there, a robbery takes place, and David is knocked unconsious during the struggle. In a few minutes he comes round, but is still very confused,What, er, how, er, where am I? he mumbles. Relax. Your in the Nationwide says a paramedic. Moyes replies, Bloody Hell! You mean I've been asleep all season?

David Moyes went to the Everton Xmas party dressed as a pumpkin. Come midnight he still hadn't turned into a coach.
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By DC
#199467
:lol:
Harsh. I cant belive Newcastle are actually above them.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#199473
my seat is plastic not wood.

i might be on the edge of some of those pics of the gwladys. in other news there may be a pic of me soon that i can do nowt to stop.
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By DC
#199474
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:in other news there may be a pic of me soon that i can do nowt to stop.

Papers?
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By DC
#199477
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:Crimewatch.

Ah Nick Ross is leaving then...
By Fathomer
#199493
Are you glad the ugliest bullding in europe has been knocked down in Portsmouth?
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By Quincy
#199506
not that bothered about it. its just a massive car park at the moment, but they are building new shops and stuff soon there. also its just over the road from where i work. amazing
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By Betti911
#199586
What did you do Gaspode? Torture someone with accounts :)
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#199645
i do that every day. part of my job is telling everybody lies.
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By Betti911
#199768
Part of mine is to tell people home truths eg today you are going to go to prison you fud as you battered an old lady.
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By Quincy
#199832
a scottish granny basher