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By BuddyBoy
#202787
Who should be the next to be kicked out of the X-Factor?

Until this week, I would've said Chico and I was very sad for Addictiv Ladies, but now I'm seeing him in a different light. That 24/7 X-Factor programme is really an eye opener and he doesn't now seem to be the total prat I thought he was. So, now I'm totally undecided.

What do you lot think :?:
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By parody number 9
#202793
parody number 9 wrote:Any one of them. Or one of the contestants.



Any one of them.
Or one of the contestants could quit.
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By BuddyBoy
#202795
What do you mean "what"?

Wasn't the question clear enough? :?
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By BuddyBoy
#202798
Oh, you mean in response to parody, sorry!

Well, I guess he was taking about the judges?...
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By Quincy
#202840
x factor is shat you mongs geta life
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#202861
does that mean you can literally talk sh*te?
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By DC
#202880
Quincy wrote:x factor is shat you mongs geta life

Bingo.
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By Walter Sobchak
#203032
Don't know (or care) who's going to be kicked out next but having just watched it, under protest :evil: I think Shane will win it.
My reasons;
    X Factor is predominantely Chick TV
    The 3 women I sat with, watching it all stopped talking to watch him and said
    "He's got lovely eyes"
    "He's fit"
    and I think he sounds a bit like Robbie crossed with Will Young


After all, it's not really about the singing is it!

Now lets wait and see!
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#203038
he looks like bruno langley.
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By Uglybob
#203230
i actually had to sit through it on saturday night.

the northern ireland guy - excrutiating, i dont know why he survived
the northern ireland group - the ugly corrs, messed up syncing
the black guy just reminds of howard from the halifax without the glasses
chenai has nice knockers, not much else though
the duo who did desperado - reminds me of chesney hawkes and a member of bros, probably sums up their talent too
chico - hes an arse really but as they say themselves, if hes not there itd be dull
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By bumheed7
#203234
[quote="Uglybob"]i actually had to sit through it on saturday night.


the duo who did desperado - reminds me of a member of bros[/quote]

thank you. that was annoyin me, who he reminded me of! not surprised i never remembered though!
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#203235
the irish group i believe sung Westlife's new single? and Mr Walsh praised them... shocking.
By Harry_Bullocks
#203278
Uglybob wrote:i actually had to sit through it on saturday night.

chenai has nice knockers, not much else though


Totally agree and shamelessly stolen from a different thread ............

bob_fleming wrote:knockertastic


:D
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#203308
i think shes very attractive and she has that northern accent that amuses me on fit women.
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By Quincy
#203409
Dont waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#203415
dont waste time reading quincy's posts simply look at your own sh*te when you wipe your arse.
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By Quincy
#203423
dont give away the source of my material.

heres another top tip:

Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea
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By MK Chris
#203424
Employers: avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin.

Men: when listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to the volume you desire; then turn it down three notches. This will save your wife from having to do it.
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By Sidders
#203425
Topher wrote:Employers: avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin.

They actually do that.
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By Quincy
#203426
Topher wrote:Employers: avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin.

Men: when listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to the volume you desire; then turn it down three notches. This will save your wife from having to do it.


ha you been using my methods as well.
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By MK Chris
#203427
Sidla wrote:
Topher wrote:Employers: avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin.

They actually do that.

Not immediately - they at least give it the three second "does it catch my eye" test.